What do you do when your girlfriend cuts you off? - GoFuckYourself.com

lawked · 06-05-2003, 03:22 AM

Longest without sex; a little over a month... and i'm already clocking two weeks again.

Do I get more aggressive or fuck a neighbour? What do you 'long timers' do? This shit only seems to happen in 5+ year relationships.

Ironhorse · 06-05-2003, 03:25 AM

They say if she's not doing you, she's doing your best friend. Short of that she's totally pissed at you for something menial and is using sex as a weapon until you grovel at her feet.

Some women also lose sexual desire as they mature but I'm sure this is rare, but my guess alot more frequent than with men

Also I read this somewhere and I tried it, it works:

For one week do all kinds of cool stuff for your lady, the things she usually asks you to do. But this time just surprise her with these things she wants, all the while remind her how smart and unique she is. Not sexy or she'll smell something funny. Flowers, little attentions, etc. After about a week of this chose your setting and you will get your killler 'aerobics'. Good luck!

funkmaster · 06-05-2003, 03:26 AM

... I never had sex with my gf in 9 years, so I can´t really help you here.

Joe Sixpack · 06-05-2003, 03:26 AM

Find a new girlfriend.

stevecore · 06-05-2003, 03:27 AM

have her catch you jerkin off... nothing pisses a woman off more to know that your hand does a better job than her

blazin · 06-05-2003, 03:29 AM

Drop her. Never mess with any girl whose pussy is her biggest weapon.

lawked · 06-05-2003, 03:29 AM

Yeah she does use sex as a weapon. I think that's what it
boils down too, she's trying to force control.

You know, I can see why men cheat. Clinton cheated cause
his dick wasn't being sucked at home.

If she doesn't turn the kink on soon, I may have to find a side treat.

lawked · 06-05-2003, 03:31 AM

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Originally posted by stevecore
have her catch you jerkin off... nothing pisses a woman off more to know that your hand does a better job than her

Are you kidding? She tells me to enjoy myself.

Paul Markham · 06-05-2003, 03:32 AM

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Originally posted by blazin
Drop her. Never mess with any girl whose pussy is her biggest weapon.

Good advise, if my GFD ever cut me off I would drop her. But I guess she would still be seeing Eva so no change.

Ironhorse · 06-05-2003, 03:32 AM

Although you can get creative and grovel at her feet until you get laid. There is no shame in the game of life

Ironhorse · 06-05-2003, 03:34 AM

Well, before you go out whoring and potentially aggravating the situation, what is she pissed off about?

lawked · 06-05-2003, 03:35 AM

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Originally posted by blazin
Drop her. Never mess with any girl whose pussy is her biggest weapon.

You sound like my father, that's his advice too. This is a new thing as of like 3 months ago... We used to go at it at least once every 2-3 days, now it's just flatline.

I'll tollerate it (being passive) for a few more weeks and then I'll get aggressive and she better put out. I'm just gonna be honest and say if you don't fuck me, I'll find someone who will tonight.

I don't know what else to do, these fucking queer mindgames women play.

Ironhorse · 06-05-2003, 03:37 AM

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Originally posted by lawked

I'm just gonna be honest and say if you don't fuck me, I'll find someone who will tonight.

Trust me, this will NOT get you the results you want. If you're going to do it, just do it, break up with her and move on. But if you think she will react in any way but negative to that statement, you will be in for a shock!

lawked · 06-05-2003, 03:38 AM

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Originally posted by Ironhorse
Although you can get creative and grovel at her feet until you get laid. There is no shame in the game of life

I aint gonna grovel after 5+ years of being together.. maybe the first few months

They need to create a pill that makes women just as horny as men always.

Ironhorse · 06-05-2003, 03:39 AM

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Originally posted by lawked

I aint gonna grovel after 5+ years of being together.. maybe the first few months

They need to create a pill that makes women just as horny as men always.

I meant as in groveling that leads to sexual role play

lawked · 06-05-2003, 03:40 AM

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Originally posted by Ironhorse
Well, before you go out whoring and potentially aggravating the situation, what is she pissed off about?

Honestly? She went down to visit her family and they pushed
her to get me to marry her and find jesus. Now she's all crying and shit when she thinks of her grandmother.

I'm just aggrivated right now cause it's bullshit.

lawked · 06-05-2003, 03:43 AM

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Originally posted by Ironhorse

Trust me, this will NOT get you the results you want. If you're going to do it, just do it, break up with her and move on. But if you think she will react in any way but negative to that statement, you will be in for a shock!

The relationship is amazing, I've never met a woman like her.

She's older than me by 6 years but damn she's just awesome, it's the whole sex thing that's pissing me off.

I just told her again I aint having it and she said "this weekend" but I know she'll be ragging and I won't touch her on that shit.

Looks like another 2 weeks. It wouldn't be so bad if I didn't see ass on the computer all day long.

grumpy · 06-05-2003, 03:49 AM

No Sex = No Relation ( in my book )
So cut her of.

Ironhorse · 06-05-2003, 03:58 AM

Well wait a second. Sounds like she wants you to marry her. Women can be very particular about that especially old fashioned ones. And the Jesus bit? hmm. do they know what you do for a living?

You may want to re-consider your place in this puzzle. Amen to that

Toker · 06-05-2003, 03:59 AM

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Originally posted by lawked
Longest without sex; a little over a month... and i'm already clocking two weeks again.

Do I get more aggressive or fuck a neighbour? What do you 'long timers' do? This shit only seems to happen in 5+ year relationships.

Open up a Whorehouse and Run It By Hand!

lawked · 06-05-2003, 04:07 AM

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Originally posted by Ironhorse
Well wait a second. Sounds like she wants you to marry her. Women can be very particular about that especially old fashioned ones. And the Jesus bit? hmm. do they know what you do for a living? You may want to re-consider your place in this puzzle. Amen to that

Yeah she's been with me and has known what I've done for a long time but her grandmother pushed the bible on her I think and now I'm fucked. She's never going down there again without me.

She's old fashioned as a result of her family, so yeah.. but she's been really bad with me and before me. She's awesome I just gotta figure out from someone with experience what works for them.

lawked · 06-05-2003, 04:09 AM

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Originally posted by Toker

Open up a Whorehouse and Run It By Hand!

haha if only they were legal around here

lawked · 06-05-2003, 04:10 AM

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Originally posted by grumpy
No Sex = No Relation ( in my book )
So cut her of.

How can I cut her off? Women can easily go a month or two without sex.

The Gallery Girl · 06-05-2003, 04:12 AM

Here´s my words...from a woman, about a woman: if she is concerned or unhappy about that shit with her parents, she needs to talk....as long as you talk to her about it, show her you´re there, she is gonna be gratefull, relieved and i´ll give you sex. She is trying to get your attention to that particular problem, so show interest.
But run the red line if that kind of behavior is happening everyday. Then the problem must be something about your relationship.

lawked · 06-05-2003, 04:32 AM

Gallery Girl,

I think you're right on the money, I will take an interest and see how it goes. Damn good advice. I'll talk to her about it.

I'll try showing interest, honestly haven't tried that as I've
been pissed off.

Thanks girl!

Wilbo · 06-05-2003, 04:45 AM

Get her drunk. Problem solved.

RaiDeN · 06-05-2003, 04:49 AM

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Originally posted by lawked
Gallery Girl,

I think you're right on the money, I will take an interest and see how it goes. Damn good advice. I'll talk to her about it.

I'll try showing interest, honestly haven't tried that as I've
been pissed off.

Thanks girl!

smart move, dont trow away a 5-year relationship, especially when you said the sex was great till 2 months ago
(thats 4.5+years of regular sex)

Women can be very weird on some points.. but mostly its about attention/showing interest, and being appreciated.

so give her that if she wants it ;)

Jer · 06-05-2003, 04:54 AM

... no idea what I am doing at GFY. I will move in a week and I have to pack everything. Fucking addict!

lawked, good luck! Talk with her, hear what she has to say, if there is a problem with something. Its probably what is happening

FlyingIguana · 06-05-2003, 05:55 AM

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Originally posted by lawked
Longest without sex; a little over a month... and i'm already clocking two weeks again.

Do I get more aggressive or fuck a neighbour? What do you 'long timers' do? This shit only seems to happen in 5+ year relationships.

dump her

s9ann0 · 06-05-2003, 06:54 AM

just get her drunk dude :o)

Brujah · 06-05-2003, 07:03 AM

"BEST SEX I EVER HAD!" -- Howard Stern

lawked · 06-05-2003, 07:08 AM

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Originally posted by Brujah
"BEST SEX I EVER HAD!" -- Howard Stern

haha, shit yeah I never thought about those.

I want a few of those so I can have a group session with her if she'd come around

lawked · 06-05-2003, 07:10 AM

Actually why don't you bring those over.. One of my fantasies is to see another man fuck her while I watch. I could get some action with your girls

rooster · 06-05-2003, 07:28 AM

I can see her point somewhat. 5 years is too long to be dating. Either your going to marry her or not. Guys have a tendancy to want to get into these long term relationships, live with the girl, and basically do everything like married life, except commit.

Her family probably just drilled that into her head.

Wizzo · 06-05-2003, 08:01 AM

If she can go a month without it, YOUR doing it wrong...

Fuck a girl right and she'll want it more than you do! At least that's been my experience, even in longterm....

LikeaVirgin · 06-05-2003, 08:03 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack
Find a new girlfriend.

That's what I was gonna say, and I'm a girl.

lawked · 06-05-2003, 09:19 AM

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Originally posted by Wizzo
If she can go a month without it, YOUR doing it wrong...

Fuck a girl right and she'll want it more than you do! At least that's been my experience, even in longterm....

Cough, Ok Ron Jeremy.

Those who brag, got no bag...

lawked · 06-05-2003, 09:21 AM

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Originally posted by LikeaVirgin

That's what I was gonna say, and I'm a girl.

99.9% of the women I've met are nags by nature. This one isn't. Plus she's so awesome in every way possible. This whole Jesus crusade is getting the best of me.

I'd rather live together for life than get married.

Wizzo · 06-05-2003, 09:27 AM

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Originally posted by lawked

Cough, Ok Ron Jeremy.

Those who brag, got no bag...

Who's bragging? Just stating the facts... Most women want sex more than men. The only difference is that they want good sex, not just anything they can get....

sexualdiva · 06-05-2003, 09:32 AM

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Originally posted by rooster
I can see her point somewhat. 5 years is too long to be dating. Either your going to marry her or not. Guys have a tendancy to want to get into these long term relationships, live with the girl, and basically do everything like married life, except commit.

Her family probably just drilled that into her head.

Ok , well coming from a woman here is my two cents and a quarter. I agree that the family is having influence on this situation but the reality of it is.. she wants marriage and you havent proposed yet? Her family probably told her why would you buy the cow if you are getting the milk for free scenario...Which in some cases that sucks for a girl because if she is wanting to get married and you arent in any rush and she is doing everything a wife would do in the relationship then.. she probably is feeling cheated and her familys influence has just surfaced and emphasized those feelings that she was already having? The best thing though, instead of being selfish about not getting any and pissed off... treat her good , remember most importantly to do those little things for her ONCE in AWHILE that you know she likes AND most important , get her to talk about what is going on inside her head. The longer you go without it ... the more pissed she is getting too. Because she is sitting there.. thinking all kinds of crazy shit and now shes thinking your an ass for not asking her to talk about what is on her mind. Get her to open up and then shell open her legs...to be blunt. Hope that helps ;) The doctor is in... ha ha!
Ok , so i love giving advice...

4Pics · 06-05-2003, 11:02 AM

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Originally posted by Wizzo

Who's bragging? Just stating the facts... Most women want sex more than men. The only difference is that they want good sex, not just anything they can get....

You would be correct, the only reason they don't want sex is because you are getting off and they aren't. Women want sex just as much as men.

smack · 06-05-2003, 11:05 AM

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Originally posted by lawked

You sound like my father, that's his advice too. This is a new thing as of like 3 months ago... We used to go at it at least once every 2-3 days, now it's just flatline.

I'll tollerate it (being passive) for a few more weeks and then I'll get aggressive and she better put out. I'm just gonna be honest and say if you don't fuck me, I'll find someone who will tonight.

I don't know what else to do, these fucking queer mindgames women play.

parents often give the best advice. remember he's prolly been there done that. kick her ass to the curb!

Trolleater · 06-05-2003, 11:07 AM

It's over dude, move on.

beavis · 06-05-2003, 11:09 AM

What do you do when your girlfriend cuts you off?

Cut it off, because you have no use for it anymore.........

lol

theWatsonian · 06-05-2003, 11:12 AM

Find a new one.

lawked · 06-05-2003, 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by 4Pics

You would be correct, the only reason they don't want sex is because you are getting off and they aren't. Women want sex just as much as men.

I didn't know the "Sex with Sue" lady visits GFY.

How many more over-achievers do we have around here? Come on latin lovers, don't be shy.

Next time your lady has crotch rot and aint putting out, go fuck yourself

it's cause she didn't get off last time

gruffy · 06-05-2003, 11:16 AM

NEXT and move on.

If you want to make the break-up interesting, get the perfume girl at the mall to spray you with something "your girlfriend" doesn't wear.

lawked · 06-05-2003, 11:24 AM

AC Tracey · 06-05-2003, 11:26 AM

Getting married is like saying that the person you are with isn't good enough. It is just a stupid paper. Getting married is like saying you know it is going to end and you are trying to make it last with paper. IMHO. Just wip it out one sunday afternoon in the living room and start jerking off. One of two things will happen. A) She will get totally HOT and have sex with you or B) She will get totally pissed and you'll have to wait. Either way you cum.

. By the way Wizzo is right. If you give it to a girl really good she will want it more than you.

-AC Tracey

Peaches · 06-05-2003, 11:53 AM

If she wants to get married and you don't - that's a problem.

If she's playing games and withholding sex - that's a problem.

The two of you need to sit down and decide what your next steps are going to be because right now, you do NOT have a relationship.

06-05-2003, 03:22 AM	#1
lawked Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 354	What do you do when your girlfriend cuts you off? Longest without sex; a little over a month... and i'm already clocking two weeks again. Do I get more aggressive or fuck a neighbour? What do you 'long timers' do? This shit only seems to happen in 5+ year relationships.

06-05-2003, 03:25 AM	#2
Ironhorse Pixel Pusher Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,093	They say if she's not doing you, she's doing your best friend. Short of that she's totally pissed at you for something menial and is using sex as a weapon until you grovel at her feet. Some women also lose sexual desire as they mature but I'm sure this is rare, but my guess alot more frequent than with men Also I read this somewhere and I tried it, it works: For one week do all kinds of cool stuff for your lady, the things she usually asks you to do. But this time just surprise her with these things she wants, all the while remind her how smart and unique she is. Not sexy or she'll smell something funny. Flowers, little attentions, etc. After about a week of this chose your setting and you will get your killler 'aerobics'. Good luck! __________________ [email protected] Last edited by Ironhorse; 06-05-2003 at 03:31 AM..

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funkmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: shell beach Posts: 7,938	... I never had sex with my gf in 9 years, so I can´t really help you here.

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Ironhorse Pixel Pusher Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,093	Well wait a second. Sounds like she wants you to marry her. Women can be very particular about that especially old fashioned ones. And the Jesus bit? hmm. do they know what you do for a living? You may want to re-consider your place in this puzzle. Amen to that __________________ [email protected]

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The Gallery Girl Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Brazil Posts: 73	Here´s my words...from a woman, about a woman: if she is concerned or unhappy about that shit with her parents, she needs to talk....as long as you talk to her about it, show her you´re there, she is gonna be gratefull, relieved and i´ll give you sex. She is trying to get your attention to that particular problem, so show interest. But run the red line if that kind of behavior is happening everyday. Then the problem must be something about your relationship. __________________ ICQ 41728908

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lawked Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 354	Gallery Girl, I think you're right on the money, I will take an interest and see how it goes. Damn good advice. I'll talk to her about it. I'll try showing interest, honestly haven't tried that as I've been pissed off. Thanks girl!

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Wilbo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Baltimore Posts: 2,082	Get her drunk. Problem solved.

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Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	... no idea what I am doing at GFY. I will move in a week and I have to pack everything. Fucking addict! lawked, good luck! Talk with her, hear what she has to say, if there is a problem with something. Its probably what is happening

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s9ann0 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Boston Posts: 4,873	just get her drunk dude :o)

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lawked Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 354	Actually why don't you bring those over.. One of my fantasies is to see another man fuck her while I watch. I could get some action with your girls

06-05-2003, 07:28 AM	#34
rooster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,384	I can see her point somewhat. 5 years is too long to be dating. Either your going to marry her or not. Guys have a tendancy to want to get into these long term relationships, live with the girl, and basically do everything like married life, except commit. Her family probably just drilled that into her head.

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06-05-2003, 11:26 AM	#49
AC Tracey Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 174	Getting married is like saying that the person you are with isn't good enough. It is just a stupid paper. Getting married is like saying you know it is going to end and you are trying to make it last with paper. IMHO. Just wip it out one sunday afternoon in the living room and start jerking off. One of two things will happen. A) She will get totally HOT and have sex with you or B) She will get totally pissed and you'll have to wait. Either way you cum. . By the way Wizzo is right. If you give it to a girl really good she will want it more than you. -AC Tracey __________________ AC Lounge™

06-05-2003, 11:53 AM	#50
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	If she wants to get married and you don't - that's a problem. If she's playing games and withholding sex - that's a problem. The two of you need to sit down and decide what your next steps are going to be because right now, you do NOT have a relationship.