Communists 4 Life, The New Webmaster Family - GoFuckYourself.com

JamesK · 06-09-2003, 02:13 PM

All the communists SHALL unite!

Join our mighty webmaster family now! We will DESTROY our competition!!

Russian webmasters are welcome.

American webmasters too, but they have to think like a Russian.

Hit me up on ICQ, check my custom title.

My friends, communists, we shall win!

DarkJedi · 06-09-2003, 02:16 PM

if that mean that communist family members get all kinds of stuff for free - count me in

eldominik · 06-09-2003, 02:22 PM

Why not, I`m In.
And this isn`t communist sign at all

Project-Shadow · 06-09-2003, 02:27 PM

Thats the turkish flag you twat.

Don't be such a dumbass. Did communism work?
NO

Do you want to try?
NO

Ok stop being a dumbass now?
YES

.. Thank you ^^

JamesK · 06-09-2003, 02:27 PM

ICQ if u want in, biatchez

168048147

JamesK · 06-09-2003, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Project-Shadow
Thats the turkish flag you twat.

Don't be such a dumbass. Did communism work?
NO

Do you want to try?
NO

Ok stop being a dumbass now?
YES

.. Thank you ^^

No shit it's the turkish flag, maybe because I'm turkish?

Did communism work? yes

Do I want to try? yes

Stop being aN dumbass now? no

No problem. ^^

easyfun · 06-09-2003, 02:37 PM

As Russia has never even tried communism, and, no other country, for that fact, this futile thread will either die, or lead to a dictatorship leader spouting communist values.
Communism = All men are equal
Quasy Communism = Some are more equal than others.

So lets nuke this thread!

JamesK · 06-09-2003, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by easyfun
As Russia has never even tried communism, and, no other country, for that fact, this futile thread will either die, or lead to a dictatorship leader spouting communist values.
Communism = All men are equal
Quasy Communism = Some are more equal than others.

So lets nuke this thread!

lies

do you know what the consiliance is of this association? no? then how come you know all this? because it's one big lie!

gothweb · 06-09-2003, 02:44 PM

Pinkos.

JamesK · 06-09-2003, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
Pinkos.

finally

Luc Duboi · 06-09-2003, 02:48 PM

www.congsan.com

Snapper · 06-09-2003, 02:49 PM

Long live America and GFY buddy

OzKaNoz · 06-09-2003, 02:54 PM

Pssst, The Red Rooster Crows at dawn

Oz

goBigtime · 06-09-2003, 02:57 PM

I saw a communist kid-morning show cartoon on HBO this morning.....

This little girl, and her mom & dad decided they wanna make pancakes. Mmmmmmmmmmmm Pankcakes! So they bust out the cookbook and see they need Flour, Salt, Eggs & Milk.....

So they set off to start making the pankcakes & they realize, one ingredient at time, they they are missing the next ingredient. So they send their little girl off into the apartment complex to borrow the next needed item.

Everyone is more than happy to share their ingredients & never fail to proclaim something like "Mmmmmmmmm I looooooove pancakes!"

So in the end, after they've borrwed every ingredient from the neighbors, the dad of course makes this towering pile of pancakes and the sits down like they are going to eat them all.

Then the little girl sais "Somethings still missing...." and goes off to another room and returns with all the neighbors to have a pancake party.

The End.

That's communisim no?

JamesK · 06-09-2003, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime
I saw a communist kid-morning show cartoon on HBO this morning.....

This little girl, and her mom & dad decided they wanna make pancakes. Mmmmmmmmmmmm Pankcakes! So they bust out the cookbook and see they need Flour, Salt, Eggs & Milk.....

So they set off to start making the pankcakes & they realize, one ingredient at time, they they are missing the next ingredient. So they send their little girl off into the apartment complex to borrow the next needed item.

Everyone is more than happy to share their ingredients & never fail to proclaim something like "Mmmmmmmmm I looooooove pancakes!"

So in the end, after they've borrwed every ingredient from the neighbors, the dad of course makes this towering pile of pancakes and the sits down like they are going to eat them all.

Then the little girl sais "Somethings still missing...." and goes off to another room and returns with all the neighbors to have a pancake party.

The End.

That's communisim no?

?

JamesK · 06-09-2003, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Snapper
Long live America and GFY buddy

uhh whatever.. lol

Roald · 06-09-2003, 03:03 PM

Can I be in it, I wanna be in some sort of family too you know

DarkJedi · 06-09-2003, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime
I saw a communist kid-morning show cartoon on HBO this morning.....

This little girl, and her mom & dad decided they wanna make pancakes. Mmmmmmmmmmmm Pankcakes! So they bust out the cookbook and see they need Flour, Salt, Eggs & Milk.....

So they set off to start making the pankcakes & they realize, one ingredient at time, they they are missing the next ingredient. So they send their little girl off into the apartment complex to borrow the next needed item.

Everyone is more than happy to share their ingredients & never fail to proclaim something like "Mmmmmmmmm I looooooove pancakes!"

So in the end, after they've borrwed every ingredient from the neighbors, the dad of course makes this towering pile of pancakes and the sits down like they are going to eat them all.

Then the little girl sais "Somethings still missing...." and goes off to another room and returns with all the neighbors to have a pancake party.

The End.

That's communisim no?

this is spam.

Corleone · 06-09-2003, 03:05 PM

communism rules! karl marx is my idol!

JamesK · 06-09-2003, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by QuaShe
Can I be in it, I wanna be in some sort of family too you know

hit me up on icq, my friend

easyfun · 06-09-2003, 03:13 PM

Quote:

llies

do you know what the consiliance is of this association? no? then how come you know all this? because it's one big lie!

Quote:

do you know what the consiliance is of this association?

Nie - (The question is missing a verb to make it gramatically correct)

Quote:

then how come you know all this?

Bo wiem. (I understand the meaning of communism)

Quote:

because it's one big lie!

Zgadam sie - (Which sums up the words coming from the mouths of quasi communist leaders - (Actually, that last sentence proves a point - Communist leader can not exist due to all men being equal -

easyfun · 06-09-2003, 03:15 PM

Quote:

communism rules! karl marx is my idol!

A fucking true historian there!!! Lol!

DarkJedi · 06-09-2003, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by QuaShe
Can I be in it, I wanna be in some sort of family too you know

Snapper · 06-09-2003, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi

lovely. Just lovely. (not mentioned, Comrade later sent to Gulag so Josef could fuck his wife)

JamesK · 06-10-2003, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Snapper

lovely. Just lovely. (not mentioned, Comrade later sent to Gulag so Josef could fuck his wife)

liar!

manilaheat · 06-10-2003, 09:36 AM

Can we have a mafia also?

OzKaNoz · 06-10-2003, 09:48 AM

This is a sick thread. it needs a joke posted to it. I just happen to have one laying around. Here it is:

Our Proud Heritage
When the new school year started the history teacher was so excited because there were three little Indian boys in her class. She was beside herself with excitement. So she asks the first little Indian boy to stand up and tell the class what tribe he was from and how he knows this.
The little boy stands up and proudly throws out his chest & takes his fist and hits it on his chest. He says in a booming voice " I am a Cherokee. My Father and I walked for many moons and one day my Father says son, you see all this land. This is Cherokee land. So, I know I am a Cherokee."
The teacher says very good and asks the next little Indian boy to stand.
The little boy stands up and proudly throws out his chest & takes his fist and hits it on his chest. He says in a booming voice " I am a Comanche. My Father and I walked for many moons and one day my Father says son, you see all this land. This is Comanche land. So, I know I am a Comanche."
The teacher is growing more excited by the moment and asks the last little Indian boy to stand up.
The little boy stands up and proudly throws out his chest & takes his fist and hits it on his chest. He says in a booming voice " I am a Fuckawee".
The teacher looks dumb founded & says "I don't think there is any such tribe as the Fuckawee."
The little boy says, "My Father & I walked for many days and many nights, and many nights and many days. We ran out of water, but we kept walking. With no rest, we were getting weary. Finally, one day my Father stops and with his hand to shield the sun from his eyes, looks around.
"He said hummmm, where the Fuckawee"

Oz

JamesK · 06-10-2003, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by manilaheat
Can we have a mafia also?

ofcourse

Gimmy · 06-10-2003, 12:02 PM

Communism rules. It's all for the good of the people.

evilpurple · 06-10-2003, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by easyfun
As Russia has never even tried communism, and, no other country, for that fact, this futile thread will either die, or lead to a dictatorship leader spouting communist values.
Communism = All men are equal
Quasy Communism = Some are more equal than others.

So lets nuke this thread!

Wow. I shocked. Someone on a US dominated message board that haven't been brainwashed with the "Soviet Union was communist" bullshit...

Though I'd like to amend your explanation above. Communism = All men have equal rights. The original version is too easily twisted to mean something it doesn't mean.

So, time for a little rant again...

While I'd like to encourage everyone to actually _read_ the Communist Manifesto (Marx/Engels) and "Imperialism" and "State and the Revolution" (Lenin), both freely available on the web, because even if you disagree with every word in them they have played an incredibly important part of the world history over the last 100-150 years, I realize that most people can't be bothered ;)

An easier read would be Orwells "Animal Farm", and remember that Orwell was a lifelong socialist, though he wavered back and forth between anarchism, various versions of socialism and communism. "Animal Farm" is a very important novel, because it was the first criticism of Stalinism written by a socialist that was widely read outside socialist and communist movements.

With a little bit of history knowledge, it is easy to recognize thinly veiled parodies on Stalin, Lenin, Trotskij and several other figures from early Soviet history, and it gives the history of how communist symbols and the communist movement was ursurped by people attracted to it for the sake of power instead of for the sake of the people.

Though Animal Farm is a great book, of the above my favorite is still the State and the Revolution, though. It puts the difference between communism and reactionary socialism (stalinism and other semi-feudal socialist like systems) very clearly, by addressing a very often overlooked Marxist doctrine: The withering away of the state.
Very central to communism is the idea that the goal of a socialist revolution is to put power in the hand of the unempowered masses, to create _economic_ democracy as well as political democracy, and that this is the start of a process that should make the state gradually wither away and die, until there is no state controlling peoples life.

That last stage is communism. So whenever people point to the former Soviet Union, Cuba, China, or North Korea and call them communist, remember that a communist state is a contradiction in terms - if there is a state apparatus, then it isn't communism.

Most likely it isn't even Marxist socialism, but one of the reactionary forms that Marx and Engels' criticize heavily in the Communist Manifesto as an opportunistic attempt of using socialist ideas to prop up reactionary regime.

Interestingly enough, Marx made it abundantly clear that socialist revolution in a backwards, agrarian economy such as Russia around the time of the rise of the Bolchevik party would never work, especially in "The German Ideology", where he points out that a socialist revolution in an economy that doesn't have enough resources to satisfy all basic needs will inevitably lead to "the same shit happening all over again" (paraphrased, but he did use the word shit ;) ). And in later prefaces to the Communist Manifesto, Marx and Engels also made it clear that they believed that socialist revolution would be most likely to succeed in a developed capitalist nation, pointing to the US in particular...

Regardless of what you think about socialism and communism, actually reading the original works give a quite different perspective that the typical bite sized propaganda versions spewed by the media.

Exxxotica · 06-10-2003, 12:07 PM

You Soviets need to go back to the AWI board

stizzous · 06-10-2003, 12:10 PM

interesting thread....
didn't realize that you can be a communist and capitalist at the same time
i wonder how many will jump onto the idiot bandwagon by calling themselves communist webmasters

Serge_Oprano · 06-10-2003, 12:17 PM

you all gonna DIE!

Rictor · 06-10-2003, 12:21 PM

Great thread, comrade.

rossiya2 · 06-10-2003, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stizzous
interesting thread....
didn't realize that you can be a communist and capitalist at the same time
i wonder how many will jump onto the idiot bandwagon by calling themselves communist webmasters

China?

Bobby Fissure · 06-10-2003, 02:27 PM

The main flaw in communism (and egalitarianism is general) is quite basic: Men are fundamentally unequal.

Two ugly, cretinous, violent, trailer park dwellers who come from a long line of perennial losers will most likely not breed a handsome genius with a great heart. Parasites usually breed other parasites.

Two beautiful, intelligent people of good character have a pretty decent chance of having beautiful, intelligent offspring who will enhance society by their presence.

A healthy society should favor the latter and remove the former from its midst. It's simply a matter social hygiene.

JamesK · 06-10-2003, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica
You Soviets need to go back to the AWI board

dude, I've never been there. don't push me

JamesK · 06-10-2003, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
you all gonna DIE!

thanks for the pic, gonna use it in the CM4L newsletter

OzKaNoz · 06-10-2003, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wildcard

thanks for the pic, gonna use it in the CM4L newsletter

Why would you be for something that you clearly know nothing about?

Just like the little gang bangers think it cool I guess. I have a pretty open mind.

So explain to me why?
What is it's meaning?
How mean years have you researched it?

It's a pretty serious thing what your doing even if you are just trying to win a DVD player or whatever it is now.

You never know, the Goverment might even come knocking on your door.

Oz

xgirlfriends · 06-10-2003, 04:01 PM

Coulkd you tell us a little more about what you want to do?

I respect communist ideology (Karl Marx's theory) but I don't know what it has to do with us as webmasters willing to make thousands of dollars while selling booties and pussies.

So what are your plans?

06-09-2003, 02:13 PM	#1
JamesK hi Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,731	Communists 4 Life, The New Webmaster Family All the communists SHALL unite! Join our mighty webmaster family now! We will DESTROY our competition!! Russian webmasters are welcome. American webmasters too, but they have to think like a Russian. Hit me up on ICQ, check my custom title. My friends, communists, we shall win! __________________ M3Server - NATS Hosting

06-09-2003, 02:27 PM	#5
JamesK hi Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,731	ICQ if u want in, biatchez 168048147 __________________ M3Server - NATS Hosting

06-09-2003, 02:37 PM	#7
easyfun Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 731	As Russia has never even tried communism, and, no other country, for that fact, this futile thread will either die, or lead to a dictatorship leader spouting communist values. Communism = All men are equal Quasy Communism = Some are more equal than others. So lets nuke this thread! __________________ <p><embed width="120" height="60" src="http://www.harlotcash.com/harlot_3.swf"><br> </p>

06-09-2003, 02:44 PM	#9
gothweb Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Back in the USSA Posts: 8,849	Pinkos. __________________ Photos by Ian X.: Distinctive photos of goth babes. Blood Money:Your traffic, my sites, our money. MojoHost: Still the best.

06-09-2003, 02:49 PM	#12
Snapper Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 409	Long live America and GFY buddy __________________ Cormorant Consulting Group, INC. You make it, we make em buy it www.cormoinc.com

06-09-2003, 02:16 PM	#2
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	if that mean that communist family members get all kinds of stuff for free - count me in

06-09-2003, 02:22 PM	#3
eldominik Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: EU Posts: 454	Why not, I`m In. And this isn`t communist sign at all

06-09-2003, 02:27 PM	#4
Project-Shadow Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,340	Thats the turkish flag you twat. Don't be such a dumbass. Did communism work? NO Do you want to try? NO Ok stop being a dumbass now? YES .. Thank you ^^

06-09-2003, 02:48 PM	#11
Luc Duboi So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,881	www.congsan.com

06-09-2003, 02:54 PM	#13
OzKaNoz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Deep With In Your Mind Posts: 1,834	Pssst, The Red Rooster Crows at dawn Oz __________________ Techie Media Web Hosting

06-09-2003, 02:57 PM	#14
goBigtime Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,761	I saw a communist kid-morning show cartoon on HBO this morning..... This little girl, and her mom & dad decided they wanna make pancakes. Mmmmmmmmmmmm Pankcakes! So they bust out the cookbook and see they need Flour, Salt, Eggs & Milk..... So they set off to start making the pankcakes & they realize, one ingredient at time, they they are missing the next ingredient. So they send their little girl off into the apartment complex to borrow the next needed item. Everyone is more than happy to share their ingredients & never fail to proclaim something like "Mmmmmmmmm I looooooove pancakes!" So in the end, after they've borrwed every ingredient from the neighbors, the dad of course makes this towering pile of pancakes and the sits down like they are going to eat them all. Then the little girl sais "Somethings still missing...." and goes off to another room and returns with all the neighbors to have a pancake party. The End. That's communisim no?

06-09-2003, 03:03 PM	#17
Roald SecretFriends.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: IMC Headquarters Posts: 27,896	Can I be in it, I wanna be in some sort of family too you know __________________ WE ARE BUYING PAY SITES! CONTACT ME ClubSweethearts \| ManUpFilms \| SinfulXXX \| HOT * AdultPrime * HOT Paying webmasters since 1996! Contact: r.riepen @ sansylgroup.com \| telegram: roaldr

06-09-2003, 03:05 PM	#19
Corleone C.R.E.A.M Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,262	communism rules! karl marx is my idol!

06-10-2003, 09:36 AM	#26
manilaheat Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 584	Can we have a mafia also? __________________ ALPHARED.COM - 61000 Mbps of Capacity 24/7 Live Support Guaranteed No Buffer / No Congestion Guarantee! [email protected] - ICQ 381-726-093

06-10-2003, 09:48 AM	#27
OzKaNoz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Deep With In Your Mind Posts: 1,834	This is a sick thread. it needs a joke posted to it. I just happen to have one laying around. Here it is: Our Proud Heritage When the new school year started the history teacher was so excited because there were three little Indian boys in her class. She was beside herself with excitement. So she asks the first little Indian boy to stand up and tell the class what tribe he was from and how he knows this. The little boy stands up and proudly throws out his chest & takes his fist and hits it on his chest. He says in a booming voice " I am a Cherokee. My Father and I walked for many moons and one day my Father says son, you see all this land. This is Cherokee land. So, I know I am a Cherokee." The teacher says very good and asks the next little Indian boy to stand. The little boy stands up and proudly throws out his chest & takes his fist and hits it on his chest. He says in a booming voice " I am a Comanche. My Father and I walked for many moons and one day my Father says son, you see all this land. This is Comanche land. So, I know I am a Comanche." The teacher is growing more excited by the moment and asks the last little Indian boy to stand up. The little boy stands up and proudly throws out his chest & takes his fist and hits it on his chest. He says in a booming voice " I am a Fuckawee". The teacher looks dumb founded & says "I don't think there is any such tribe as the Fuckawee." The little boy says, "My Father & I walked for many days and many nights, and many nights and many days. We ran out of water, but we kept walking. With no rest, we were getting weary. Finally, one day my Father stops and with his hand to shield the sun from his eyes, looks around. "He said hummmm, where the Fuckawee" Oz __________________ Techie Media Web Hosting

06-10-2003, 12:02 PM	#29
Gimmy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: My ass Posts: 1,069	Communism rules. It's all for the good of the people.

06-10-2003, 12:07 PM	#31
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	You Soviets need to go back to the AWI board __________________ Needs some really great hosting? Black Seven note: I do not work for Blackseven... Im just grateful for their kick ass hosting...so quit bothering them when I hurt your feelings... pussy

06-10-2003, 12:10 PM	#32
stizzous Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 31	interesting thread.... didn't realize that you can be a communist and capitalist at the same time i wonder how many will jump onto the idiot bandwagon by calling themselves communist webmasters

06-10-2003, 12:17 PM	#33
Serge_Oprano So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,820	you all gonna DIE!

06-10-2003, 12:21 PM	#34
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Great thread, comrade.

06-10-2003, 02:27 PM	#36
Bobby Fissure Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 380	The main flaw in communism (and egalitarianism is general) is quite basic: Men are fundamentally unequal. Two ugly, cretinous, violent, trailer park dwellers who come from a long line of perennial losers will most likely not breed a handsome genius with a great heart. Parasites usually breed other parasites. Two beautiful, intelligent people of good character have a pretty decent chance of having beautiful, intelligent offspring who will enhance society by their presence. A healthy society should favor the latter and remove the former from its midst. It's simply a matter social hygiene.

06-10-2003, 04:01 PM	#40
xgirlfriends Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 15	Coulkd you tell us a little more about what you want to do? I respect communist ideology (Karl Marx's theory) but I don't know what it has to do with us as webmasters willing to make thousands of dollars while selling booties and pussies. So what are your plans?