The Life of most Newbies - GoFuckYourself.com

EscortBiz · 06-03-2003, 07:27 PM

they all go in the following order (same posters)

who sells cheap content

who has hosted galleries and pays the most per signup

how long to get accepted at thehun

how many signups from a hun gallery

I think im being shaved

can someone tell me why this gallery doesnt convert

how much to start a paysite

who has content for cheap with movies

what biller doesnt charge $750

need cheap good hosting

who can design a paysite for cheap (3 page tour and join)

who sells exit traffic that converts

what do you think of this tour

why doesnt my site convert

complete paysite for sale (3 page tour + join)

looking for a job

LadyMischief · 06-03-2003, 07:27 PM

hahah you hit the nail on the head, Escortbiz

nemesis · 06-03-2003, 07:28 PM

last part is really funny.

detoxed · 06-03-2003, 07:29 PM

galleryseek · 06-03-2003, 07:29 PM

I need a 6 digit ICQ

LeeNoga · 06-03-2003, 07:30 PM

Ya for got one.

"I started a message board"

- "Squish-Squish-Squish, Lee's lesbian workout program"

jasonir · 06-03-2003, 07:31 PM

I think that's pretty much perfect

NBDesign · 06-03-2003, 07:33 PM

Not all, I have not asked one of those questions...

But I have asked some other dumb ones

p00p · 06-03-2003, 07:36 PM

You forgot
"Things are going pretty good, I have a successful company in biz for 4 years. Is there anyone who wants to invest in a new idea I have? I don't need ideas, I don't need content. I just need cash. No flaky people, only serious need reply!!"

DTK · 06-03-2003, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by p00p
You forgot
"Things are going pretty good, I have a successful company in biz for 4 years. Is there anyone who wants to invest in a new idea I have? I don't need ideas, I don't need content. I just need cash. No flaky people, only serious need reply!!"

Gee, I wonder who you're referring to

EscortBiz · 06-03-2003, 08:33 PM

I know I forgot a few but tried to cover most of em

EscortBiz · 06-03-2003, 08:37 PM

Oh here is another thing they ask

"What is Quiets ICQ number?"

mule · 06-03-2003, 09:00 PM

What about:

Would you hit it?

and

Who's your favorite pornstar?

Indeed · 06-03-2003, 10:27 PM

or

"Where's my t-shirt?"

"Does TGP traffic convert?"

Mutt · 06-03-2003, 10:28 PM

Fire · 06-03-2003, 10:35 PM

yea thats nice.... anyway, what is Quiet's ICQ??

FillmoreSlim · 06-03-2003, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
they all go in the following order (same posters)

looking for a job

harsh, but funny. definitely glass is half empty.

Porn Mickey · 06-03-2003, 10:37 PM

EscortBiz ... back to the past and answer to me have you ever been a newbie? So, leave them alone, they are ppl too ...

PostWhore · 06-03-2003, 10:39 PM

I sell short ICQ numbers!

Conctact me on ICQ #659784268486434138413453

quiet · 06-03-2003, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxtreme
So, leave them alone, they are ppl too ...

DrGuile · 06-03-2003, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxtreme
EscortBiz ... back to the past and answer to me have you ever been a newbie? So, leave them alone, they are ppl too ...

You werent asking me but ill answer anyway,

I never asked those questions
When I was a newbie I would read, learn and shut the hell up.

Gutterboy · 06-03-2003, 10:41 PM

Very good!

Snake Doctor · 06-03-2003, 10:42 PM

If I take these sponsor hosted galleries and copy them to my server and then buy 1 million hits from choker for them I'll be rich right?

Hardcore J · 06-03-2003, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxtreme
EscortBiz ... back to the past and answer to me have you ever been a newbie? So, leave them alone, they are ppl too ...

Next thing you know we're going to have "newbie's only" restrooms and waterfountains.

EscortBiz · 06-03-2003, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lenny2
If I take these sponsor hosted galleries and copy them to my server and then buy 1 million hits from choker for them I'll be rich right?

Well the real smart ones buy 500,000 from spotbrokers and 500,000 from choker

Nasty D · 06-03-2003, 11:15 PM

Funny but True for 97% of them

Snake Doctor · 06-03-2003, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz

Well the real smart ones buy 500,000 from spotbrokers and 500,000 from choker

Yeap and then after that they're able to retire in style and we never hear from them again

SABAI · 06-03-2003, 11:56 PM

This is not "the life of most newbies" its more " the life of 99,9 % of adult webmasters" and you forgot "who spends less that 6 hours a day posting useless topics on GFY?"

El Mega · 06-04-2003, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PostWhore
I sell short ICQ numbers!

Conctact me on ICQ #659784268486434138413453

foolio · 06-04-2003, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lenny2
If I take these sponsor hosted galleries and copy them to my server and then buy 1 million hits from choker for them I'll be rich right?

you mean that does not work?

EscortBiz · 06-04-2003, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by foolio

you mean that does not work?

TDF · 06-04-2003, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hardcore J

Next thing you know we're going to have "newbie's only" restrooms and waterfountains.

racist! segregation ended in the 60's!

NBDesign · 06-04-2003, 10:00 AM

So you are all talking from experience? or just what you see on the board?

Hey we are ALL newbies at one point in our lives.... We all have to start somewhere and it is usually at the beginning.

So trust me when I say that that term is not insulting to me when you people call me a newbie. Just a word. I am proud to be a newbie, as a newbie, if I fuck up, it is because I lack experience...

When you fuck up it is because of your own stupidity.

dantheman · 06-04-2003, 10:00 AM

I like newbies

EscortBiz · 06-04-2003, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NBDesign
So you are all talking from experience? or just what you see on the board?

Hey we are ALL newbies at one point in our lives.... We all have to start somewhere and it is usually at the beginning.

So trust me when I say that that term is not insulting to me when you people call me a newbie. Just a word. I am proud to be a newbie, as a newbie, if I fuck up, it is because I lack experience...

When you fuck up it is because of your own stupidity.

well said

Hue G. Pness · 06-04-2003, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NBDesign
if I fuck up, it is because I lack experience...

When you fuck up it is because of your own stupidity.

Or in many cases lack of experience and stupidy are to blame.

Jer · 06-04-2003, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dantheman
I like newbies

raw or grilled?

NBDesign · 06-04-2003, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jer

raw or grilled?

ADL Colin · 06-04-2003, 10:09 AM

That post should win an award ;-)

mule · 06-04-2003, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jer

raw or grilled?

grilled, with a lil2rich4u sauce

StupidNewbie · 06-04-2003, 10:11 AM

god i love my gfy nick.

NBDesign · 06-04-2003, 10:12 AM

The only thing that I hate about being a newbie is that I do not know most of you.... and you do not know me.

With so many scammers out there, it make it that much harder to gain anyone's trust.

That has to be the worst thing, for me anyway, about being new.

12clicks · 06-04-2003, 10:23 AM

you forgot the "I never used 12clicks programs but I know he cheats webmasters"

EscortBiz · 06-04-2003, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks
you forgot the "I never used 12clicks programs but I know he cheats webmasters"

Hexor · 06-04-2003, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by StupidNewbie
god i love my gfy nick.

Damn I love your sig...

Pornkings · 06-04-2003, 10:43 AM

I'm just a Tadpole what do I know

If your a Newbie grab your referal link On Pornkings
and make $3 on every trial join you refer

Personally I think Posting= Money if its not your already doing something wrong

PR_Phil · 06-04-2003, 10:46 AM

you forgot:

I'm new here, what do those words under my nick mean?

Yo Adrian · 06-04-2003, 10:46 AM

Loved the punchline, paysite for sale

Project-Shadow · 06-04-2003, 10:49 AM

<-- Yet to start that trail...

jayeff · 06-04-2003, 11:05 AM

I thought these boards existed to spam? Or am I in the minority when I don't rush to sign up under people who seem to get off on putting other people down?

06-03-2003, 07:27 PM	#1
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06-04-2003, 10:00 AM	#33
NBDesign Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The other side of Hell Posts: 5,814	So you are all talking from experience? or just what you see on the board? Hey we are ALL newbies at one point in our lives.... We all have to start somewhere and it is usually at the beginning. So trust me when I say that that term is not insulting to me when you people call me a newbie. Just a word. I am proud to be a newbie, as a newbie, if I fuck up, it is because I lack experience... When you fuck up it is because of your own stupidity. __________________ Use Lensman's program and get the most for your hard earned traffic. Get Heidi for your site Here. Lots of sets to choose from. She makes a great Addition to any site. Grab one Grab All.

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NBDesign Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The other side of Hell Posts: 5,814	The only thing that I hate about being a newbie is that I do not know most of you.... and you do not know me. With so many scammers out there, it make it that much harder to gain anyone's trust. That has to be the worst thing, for me anyway, about being new. __________________ Use Lensman's program and get the most for your hard earned traffic. Get Heidi for your site Here. Lots of sets to choose from. She makes a great Addition to any site. Grab one Grab All.

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06-04-2003, 11:05 AM	#50
jayeff Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 2,944	I thought these boards existed to spam? Or am I in the minority when I don't rush to sign up under people who seem to get off on putting other people down?