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Old 06-03-2003, 05:19 PM   #1
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Now THIS is a fucking boat!

Aircraft Carrier - $4.5M

Finally - a boat to fit your entire posse.

Now, you can own the ultimate in pimp-daddy accessories.

You need this ultra-mack 1942-1945 aircraft carrier in your bay.

Don't let another fleet week pass you by.

Let all 3rd world nations know you've arrived!

You may be asking yourself - what do I need an aircraft carrier for?
This is a party on the water ready to go.
Envision rolling up in Ensenada next to the cruise ships.
Ram anything in the water and win - got a mad airhorn to tell them bee-hotches to get out the way.
Launch late model cars off the deck with the catapult.
Park it in Lake Tahoe with a couple of "Keep Tahoe Blue" stickers.
Park it in the bay and open a Hooters or better yet open the largest travelling brothel in the world.
Open a 100 lane bowling alley on the water - add another element to the game
Start a catapult launch hang-gliding school

She's all that and a bucket o' wings.

This carrier's got all the bling-bling:

* Engine Type: 2 shaft Parsons geared steam turbines, 4 Admiralty 3 drum boilers
* H.P.: 36,000 SHP
* Fuel: Oil
* Capacity: 3,196 Tons plus 98,000 gallons of Aviation fuel
* Endurance: 12,000 Nautical miles @ 14 Knots, 6,200 Nautical Miles @ 25 Knots
* Radars: Air search, Lockheed SPS 40B, Surface search Plessey AWS 4 Navigation Signaal ZW 06
* Catapult: 1 Mactaggart Scott C 3 steam powered 8.5 degree launch
* 1 Thumpin PA sound system - to keep that party goin' long into the night

Dimensions:
Length: 693?3" Overall, 630? Waterline, 690? Flight deck
Beam: 80? 119? 6" Flight deck
Draught: 23? Fore 23? 5" aft

Laid-up 1987, Refitted 1991-1993, Refitted 1997-1998, so it's mad tight yo.

Check it here:
http://www.frenchcreekboatsales.com/...e_Number=BOP12

It's time for somebody to pony up and give this ulimate party boat the pimpin' life she deserves.

Clearly a bargain for $4,500,000
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Old 06-03-2003, 05:30 PM   #3
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Does it come with any planes?
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Old 06-03-2003, 05:36 PM   #4
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i prefer this one

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Old 06-03-2003, 05:38 PM   #5
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dude, only $4.5M?? wow, although it *is* french...


that's better than the battleship and an island! i take the airstrip and house with me! damn.
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Old 06-03-2003, 05:40 PM   #6
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dude, only $4.5M?? wow, although it *is* french...


that's better than the battleship and an island! i take the airstrip and house with me! damn.

i wonder how often aircraft carriers get decomissioned... that's so much better than a battleship...
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Old 06-03-2003, 05:40 PM   #7
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the ultimate yacht
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Old 06-03-2003, 05:43 PM   #8
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New type of reality site/show
The Fuck Boat:
200 adults filmed 24/7 on the Fuck Boat, all they have to do is fuck/fuck/fuck...
$49.99/Month on your satellite provider..
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Old 06-03-2003, 05:52 PM   #9
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dude, only $4.5M?? wow, although it *is* french...

Actually it's British, so you'd have to sail it on the wrong side of the ocean...
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Old 06-03-2003, 05:57 PM   #10
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hmmm, better come with some planes! I wonder what countries i could take over with that...
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Old 06-03-2003, 05:57 PM   #11
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G5?

did i sink it?
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Old 06-03-2003, 06:03 PM   #12
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I like it.........
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Old 06-03-2003, 06:05 PM   #13
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i'll take 2
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Old 06-03-2003, 06:12 PM   #14
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Actually it's British, so you'd have to sail it on the wrong side of the ocean...
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