Critique This Hosted Gallery

[mb]

Hi,

We are preparing the launch of our partnership program for Zarnia.com and I'm looking for a little feedback from the experienced TGP webmasters out there.

What do you think about this gallery?
http://www.zarnia.com/galleries/1/crissy_moran/z00002

We tried to make it seem like a logical extension of the target site. Not sure if it's the most beneficial/productive choice of strategies or not.

Thanks for the responses!

Marc
hoes.com

[I Am The Walrus]

Originally posted by mb
What do you think about this gallery?
http://www.zarnia.com/galleries/1/crissy_moran/z00002

it sucks worse than a $5 hoe

[Juicy D. Links]

me eyes are drawn to the right and not the left sop basically whatever is on the left i dont see neither does my subconscious

[I Am The Walrus]

Originally posted by juicylinks
me eyes are drawn to the right and not the left sop basically whatever is on the left i dont see neither does my subconscious

how the hell do you know what i see juicy babeeeeeeeeeeeee

and how many times i have told u not to call me subconcious

[mb]

Do you think I should split up the table on the right and put a call to action statement in the middle of the pics for those who only focus on the right hand side of the page?

Marc
hoes.com

[I Am The Walrus]

Originally posted by mb
Do you think I should split up the table on the right and put a call to action statement in the middle of the pics for those who only focus on the right hand side of the page?

Marc
hoes.com

no - personally i think you shoul dleave the biz altogether - if you cant get a gallery right the first time then there is no hope

[mb]

I'm hoping for more intelligent replies like Juicy's. Who is this Walrus character???

Marc
hoes.com

[I Am The Walrus]

Originally posted by mb
Who is this Walrus character???

all you need to know is:

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together

[Thrawn$]

Your gallery is Ok, the Ctrl will be nice but you should give your webmasters a lot of different templates to choose from.

So you should look below

[Donny]

I like the gallery. I'd like to steal it, actually. May I?

[Fabuleux]

To be honest my eyes where focus on the left side.
Is there something wrong with me

[mb]

Donovan, that's the ultimate compliment, thanks :-)

;-)

Marc
hoes.com

[Sparky]

My personal experience says, you wouldn't get it posted anywhere, TGP's would not accept a gallery like that, main reasons being:
1: "Return to" is always a no no ...
2: To many outgoing links ...
3: A TGP gallery should be built around the content, it is supposed to reflect whats on your site, why hide it ...
Just my 2 cents ...
m@rk

[Juicy D. Links]

Originally posted by mb
Who is this Walrus character???

Marc
hoes.com

He is like herpes, just whne you think he is gone he pops back in again

[mb]

Sparky, yes, your points are valid, however, I wonder if the criteria you mentioned apply to 'hosted galleries' as well since the tgp webmaster benefits from them.

Marc
hoes.com

[sweet7]

That's alot of text on the left. Never met anyone who spanked on text...however some literati may disagree.

[amjhill]

Good

[-=HOAX=-]

She's hot!
The suref will blow right past all that crap on the left...I cannot recall a single thing that was contained within that left side.

Place text and calls to action close to the pics, animate it, make it yellow, do something so that it is ingested with the pics.

Remember the purpose of a thumbnail on a gallery is not to link to a pic, it is not to fullfil the requirements of a tgp, it is there only to lead the eyes around a page.

Build your template from scratch with that in mind...then place your message and your purpose accordingly.

Your page is too pretty, you're designing like a designer...design like a vacuum salesman, "your job sucks, do it right the first time so you don't have to do it again".

That is all young padiwan.

[-=HOAX=-]

This is also a very poor text link...






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[Plan9]

Originally posted by mb
I'm hoping for more intelligent replies like Juicy's. Who is this Walrus character???

Marc
hoes.com

Im not the first to say it...
but...
its lil2walrus4u2 for sure.

[-=HOAX=-]

Friendly customer support anytime of the day or week.


do you think the surfer gives a shit?


NEVER DISTRACT THE SURFER FROM THE TASK AT HAND.

Think about that statement very hard. It is very deep.

Do you think that surfer you're talking to is buying a membership to a porn site?

WRONG!

They are buying an orgasm.

Fuck customer support, tell them how earthshattering of an orgasm they are going to have when they sign up quickly and finally jerk off.

a very wise jew told me once..."Sell the sizzle not the steak"

Then he circumsized a gerbil...which is a whole nother story.

[spooky181]

I think it looks nice, but the big tgp's will not list a gallery with any more than two outside links.

Spooky



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[-=HOAX=-]

If I had a turd that looked nice, would you eat it?

[mb]

HOAX:

I really appreciate your candid and in-depth critique. There are lots of juicy tidbits contained within your replies that I will study.

Marc
hoes.com

[mb]

I find this comment the most intriguing:

"They are buying an orgasm."

I think that's something that alot of us forget from time to time when building sales tools. It's not always about the ongoing relationship you hope to build with that surfer. It's the impulse we want to tap.

Thanks for opening my half asleep, overworked eyes ;-)

Marc
hoes.com

[Jason]

why does the word "Sleazydream" come to mind?

[BV]

This is a hosted gallery so it does not matter how many out links or return to links you have. The tgp owner is the one thats going to list it on his site.

I would center it and drop all that little drawn out informative text on the left and replace it with larger more enticing text links.

Cheers,
BV

[-=HOAX=-]

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