Rant it's good to be alive!

[Farang]

i was supposed to fly to Dubai to meet my dear old friend and a colleague the day when the attacks started. so the meeting place was changed to... fucking Kazan. things were getting a bit out of control in Newcastle so i decided to go anyway. missed three flights, got put on the fourth one - woke up in Antalya and that was nice three days of calm: turkish delights, sun, females (i only look i don't touch)... then i fly to fucking Kazan, get detained, arrested, fsb arrived. i was labeled a supporter of terrorist organisation (Ukrainian armed forces), populariser of depravity (they laughed a lot at pidor.ai which in russian means 'faggot'), and also an organised crime member - basically game over for farang. they threw me into a cell with tadzhychs... that was bad.

long story short my friends came to the rescue, i'm a free man now (banned from entering russian federation for life) hanging out in Istanbul laleli street. i eat, i sleep, inject testosterone, pump iron... it's good to be alive!

[Mr Pheer]

You seem to have alot of issues when traveling throughout the years

[Ujan]

@@!! Such a different experience~

[INever]

You seem to have alot of issues when traveling throughout the years

travail....

worst was with a friend and got bumped from an oversold flight. got the next flight AND free tickets for another.

and theyve gone through my luggage a few times. the bahstards.

ps....only testosterone once or twice a month or the body forgets how to make it naturally.

[Huggles]

they threw me into a cell with tadzhychs... that was bad.

How was the food and place to sleep?

[Farang]

How was the food and place to sleep?

worse than Georgian jail. i didn't eat or sleep. thankfully the whole ordeal lasted just under 24 hours, and i've been eating pretty much non-stop for 2 days now. i'm loving life, the sun is shining. so excited to go watch Project Hail Mary tomorrow.

[VikingMan]

Manifest great success

[Huggles]

worse than Georgian jail. i didn't eat or sleep. thankfully the whole ordeal lasted just under 24 hours, and i've been eating pretty much non-stop for 2 days now. i'm loving life, the sun is shining. so excited to go watch Project Hail Mary tomorrow.

Holy fuck that must have been a huge rush to get out of there and back to Turkey, imagine all of the poor sons of bitches who are still stuck in that hell hole...

[Emil]

My brother flew from that airport just a couple of hours before they bombed it.

And when he was going home he had to choose a plane that also had to stopover in Dubai.
And that was ~24 hours before they bombed it for the second time.

[2MuchMark]

My wife has been to Doha twice in the past year and missed the insanity by about 4 weeks. Crazy.

[Huggles]

Damn Turkish food popping up on my feed since I clicked this thread

[Farang]

Damn Turkish food popping up on my feed since I clicked this thread

ekmek var, chai yok!