Had the hiccups for 10 minutes now!!!

[Huggles]

When was the last time you had the hiccups?

Do you even remember?!?!?!

I don't think I have had the fucking hiccups for like 5 fucking years, this is retarded!

[Huggles]

12 minutes now I think I'm gonna die

I gift my GFY account to CurrentlySober and a photo of my biggest turd dated 2006 after Vancouver all-you-can-eat korean BBQ and sushi for like 8 hours until we were asked to leave

[CurrentlySober]

i cunt a4d2 have the hiccups...

[mechanicvirus]

You need a slow controlled breathe to handle hiccups, try to match the pattern of them with your breathing.

People do the whole scaring you, drinking water, or going upside down thing which is definitely placebo but it could help too.

[CaptainHowdy]

Masturbate. Serious advice.