AI Christmas music!!!

AI being classist and misogynistic in a Christmas song... what has the world become...

https://www.udio.com/songs/dozaY8nvzU32aB2ybQD98Q

I prefer my tinnitus over Christmas music.

Made turkey dinner tonight, nothing too special, but I didn't eat the turkey... I had subway... steak and cheese sub, everything, mayo, mustard, salt, pepper, the BBQ sauce put on BEFORE toasting, of course.

As soon as the fam had the turkey dinner I made, they each had under 60 minutes until lights out. Turkey + turkey gravy, stuffing, cranberry, yam, bean and mushroom casserole with corn bread side... 30 minutes into dinner both of them looked sleepier than Rip Van Winkle!

Since my retarded self didn't eat any turkey, choosing to have a big-boobed butter chicken babe Indian woman craft me a fine sub, I got to witness the stages of family guy dinner:

1. "we're hungry, hurry up!"
2. I serve the plates
3. 10 minutes of near-silence
4. both made it to pumpkin pie slice + whipped cream
5. neither finished, both totally turkey-tapped!

Turkey is like the lit match to the perfect holiday early slumber.... every year I skip the turkey and feed other people, after dinner the turkey knocks people on their ass 90% of the time. Maybe 1/10 people manage to not doze off after a turkey dinner. Literally the only special thing I do with the turkey is the bacon-wrap before it goes in the oven, a couple of pineapple rounds, a few herbs and spices... and every year the turkey makes everyone sooooo tired!

Hey... wait... the way I wrote this... sounds like I'm the Bill Cosby of turkey and gravy ova here!

I had like 3 redbull today... 12 AM and I'm wired... got a couple facebook business boomers needing work and the fam is asleep... time to get off GFY and get some shit done... need to get rich as lower-middle-class as fuck in 2026!!!

Huggles, sometimes I wish you wore a bodycam and did a livestream. I bet we'd all be glued to the screen in amazement.

I'm just one retard in a sea of 'tards trying to have the least pain possible in this insane meat-cage-ride we're all stuck on until the moment we fucking DIE!!!

Man check out this absolutely gorgeous property... I need to make a million real dollars as fast as possible... need to enter 2026 forcing myself to work harder to increase my income every month by working harder and smarter... FUCK!!!!

https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/2...-tofino-tofino

It's nice.. but it snows there

Winter in Scottsdale?

Been there a couple times... fucking loved it!

When you start to do your research, the snowbird lifestyle... if you can afford it... is the best. Imagine being able to split your time between a few different properties and enjoy the best weather, seasonal, and cultural events as you travel between homes. Incredible! Why did nobody teach me about becoming a snowbird when I was 22 and making 20k a month?

Wait, am I about to reply to myself? Thanks, Captain fucking obvious, being rich is awesome, isn't it?!?!?

I've lived in Las Vegas since early 2003, I'm familiar with Canadian snowbirds

Nothing says Christmas like an AI song about murdering Santa!

If anybody’s having Christmas blues, then look up Swisher 3X on social media. You are welcome!