1. He accepted an opponent that made it look like a clown show. There is no shame in losing to him due to the obvious mismatch.
2. Now Jake will make a comeback and emulate Rocky Balboa
3. He is laughing all the way to the bank with his smokin hot Dutch goddess.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the way his jaw broke... he'll be recovering from that for like 6+ months, right?
I knew a guy who broke his jaw the exact same-looking way as Paul while mountain biking and he had years of dental problems, surgeries, and headaches... he couldn't even eat solid food for months. Then 10 years later when we were chatting during COVID he still had problems chewing and big time quality of life issues. Of course Paul has access to the best doctors and modern medicine while my friend who crashed his bike was 15 years ago with Canadian free medicine, so...
Anyways, fucking looked like a brutal break. How long until he can even eat solid food again?
Jake Paul's jaw is like the WiFi at my grandma's house—unpredictable and bound to cut off when you least expect it. Maybe next time he should consider fighting someone from the geriatric league. ��
His 15 minutes almost over. dead or vegtable within 10 years
That's so weird, I just had a conversation with a guy who said that Jake Paul is the white Jacky Chan of the 2020's and he'll eventually turn into a stunt coordinator or something for Redbull or WWE...
I was pretty drunk so I didn't quite understand all of the parallels, but he said there were quite a few
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