What famous person are you eskimo bros with?

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  • VikingMan
    Exploiting human weakness
    • Jan 2008
    • 6862
    #1

    What famous person are you eskimo bros with?

    Eskimo bros
    Definition: another male (or female with step on) that you have penetrated the same female with your penis.

    I have several Eskimo bros.

    1. Eddie Bravo ( Joe. Rogans friend and the MMA fighter who beat a Gracie with his rubber guard move.
    2. Charlie Sheen (this one was too easy some he fucked so many pornstars and yes I hit it before his HIV infected crooked dick touched them. I lalso know his former coke dealer Ed Blue who fucked another actress I was fucking.
    3. Eric Dane ( from Greys Anatomy) there is a video of him and Rebecca Greyheart in a bathtub. I fucked the model they fucked and I fucked her in the same exact tub. Not Rebecca.
    4. Esai Morales from bad boys/movie/ NYPD Blue/ ( with the same actress/model who fucked Eddie Bravo.
    5, Justin Mentell who drove his car into a telephone pole and is dead. (Boston Legal).
    5. There are few other D list celebs but I am embarrassed by being Eskimo bros with them like Tom Sandoval (Vanderpump Rules) and other douche bags.
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    • VikingMan
      Exploiting human weakness
      • Jan 2008
      • 6862
      #2
      Oh and the guy who ghost wrote Jenna jamesons book. I fucked his GF while he was dating her. He fancied himself as a pick up artist.

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        • CaptainHowdy
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 94735
          #3
          That is the underlying truth of banging any woman: you may end up getting tied to a lineup of assholes . . .

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            • VikingMan
              Exploiting human weakness
              • Jan 2008
              • 6862
              #4
              Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
              That is the underlying truth of banging any woman: you may end up getting tied to a lineup of assholes . . .
              Yep it’s gross. But our sex drive makes the world go around. If it was not for pussy I would be living in a sprinter van and just go fishing every day. Btw I messed up the definition. But am sure people can figure out what I meant to type.

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                • The Porn Nerd
                  Living The Dream
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 19787
                  #5
                  OK fine...but could you taste Charlie's dick?



                  This is exactly why I never, ever, ever want to know who the girl I am fucking has fucked before. In my mind, while not a virgin, I am dick #2 in her life.
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                    • NatalieK
                      Natalie K
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 20118
                      #6
                      question Viking man, do these other guys know you´re their Eskimo bro?


                      Originally posted by The Porn Nerd
                      OK fine...but could you taste Charlie's dick?

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                        • CaptainHowdy
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 94735
                          #7
                          Originally posted by VikingMan
                          Yep it’s gross. But our sex drive makes the world go around. If it was not for pussy I would be living in a sprinter van and just go fishing every day. Btw I messed up the definition. But am sure people can figure out what I meant to type.
                          There's the rub: the prettiest ones are prone to date assholes since they probably got their sentimental start with one.

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                            • CyberHustler
                              Masterbaiter
                              • Feb 2006
                              • 28736
                              #8
                              I'm sure I'm Eskimo bros with somebody, I'm like 75% sure of at least one rapper.

                              But I'll never really know, because I've never really cared.
                              “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                • blackmonsters
                                  Making PHP work
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 20970
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by VikingMan
                                  Eskimo bros
                                  Definition: another male (or female with step on) that you have penetrated the same female with your penis.
                                  Yo mamma!

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                                    • VikingMan
                                      Exploiting human weakness
                                      • Jan 2008
                                      • 6862
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                      Yo mamma!

                                      Yes, sir this thread is stupid. I admit I was drunk again last night. Please check out my mushroom thread. I made that to divert away from this stupid thread.

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                                        • Look Chang
                                          Voyeur
                                          • Sep 2010
                                          • 18255
                                          #11
                                          I don't have Eskimo bros because I only fuck virgin girls. . . Oh shit, I'm also drunk and I again take my dreams for reality.

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                                            • Victor-E
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2003
                                              • 577
                                              #12
                                              This sounds like Six Dicks Of Separation From Kevin Bacon

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                                                • blackmonsters
                                                  Making PHP work
                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 20970
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by VikingMan
                                                  Yes, sir this thread is stupid. I admit I was drunk again last night. Please check out my mushroom thread. I made that to divert away from this stupid thread.
                                                  Don't worry, this thread didn't come anywhere close to the stupidity threshold of this site.
                                                  You need to try harder if you want to be stupid around here bro.

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                                                    • The Heron
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 4496
                                                      #14
                                                      Eskimo Bro's with your DAD!

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                                                        • CaptainHowdy
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 94735
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by The Heron
                                                          Eskimo Bro's with your DAD!
                                                          . . .

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                                                            • martinwoll
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Dec 2025
                                                              • 79
                                                              #16
                                                              I gotta say, reading through these Eskimo bro tales is like being on a rollercoaster of surprises. It's like, "Who's connected to whom in this intricate web of... connections?" But hey, as CyberHustler wisely puts it, sometimes it's better not to dig too deep into the past conquests of the person you're with. Ignorance can indeed be bliss, especially when you're trying to maintain that "I'm the only one" illusion in your head.

                                                              And Blackmonsters, your one-liner game is strong! Adding that touch of humor to lighten up the Eskimo bro discussion is a welcome break from the intensity. After all, a bit of laughter never hurt anyone, right?

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