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05-31-2003, 09:53 AM
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: streetz
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does this ever happen to you?
i was at a mainstream party....mostly 30-40 year olds.
I tell a woman what i do for a living. she was a school teacher. over the course of the conversation (about an hour) these words were spoken by her: <b>"i just love sucking on a big cut cock" "I write erotic stories" "I have a webcam" (along with a smile and an eyebrow raising)</b> now im no fucking prince charming but this chick was fine. best of all she was a complete stranger. was god being extra kind?
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05-31-2003, 09:54 AM
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aliasx
Join Date: Apr 2001
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chicks dig pr0n dudes
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05-31-2003, 09:57 AM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг
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when people find out you work in smut, they have a tendency to want to tell you what kind of freak they are. Like you are some sort of kindred spirit.
some people find it a blessing, some people find it a curse. I personally dont want a fat crazy bitch telling me how much she loves to give head, and it has happened more times than I care to remember. if a girl is gonna open up and tell you what kinda freak she is, she a ho. ho = bad. |
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05-31-2003, 10:14 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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-Take out your extra strenght condom -Have the ho get in doggy style position -Discreetly spray her behind with "old spice" (If she's a HO, she might not smell like lavender!!!) -Fuck the HO -Tell her she was fine and give her your phone number (a burger king number or other worthless number) -Go home and add the Ho to your Ho fucking black book...
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05-31-2003, 10:26 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cincy
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<br>did you just stay there when you delivered the pizza?
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05-31-2003, 10:28 AM
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I need a beer
 
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So she rejected you.
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05-31-2003, 10:45 AM
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Location: Heranus
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05-31-2003, 10:48 AM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Canuckastan
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Remember don't ever fall in love with a ho. You can take a ho off the street but you can't take the street outta the ho. |
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