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Old 08-18-2025, 01:31 AM   #1
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If your role in adult was a cocktail… what would it be?

Creators, managers, producers, scouts , everyone plays a different role in this industry. But if you had to describe yourself as a drink, what would you be?

Maybe you’re a Margarita, bold, popular, and always in demand.

Or a Negroni, strong, complex, a little bitter but unforgettable.

Or maybe a Mojito, fresh, easy-going, but with a kick.

I’ll go first:

I’m a Martini, straight to the point, no extras. My role is onboarding scouts & creators to xHamster + FapHouse within 24 hours. You bring the talent, I make sure the revenue flows.

Your turn — what’s your cocktail?
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Old 08-18-2025, 03:20 AM   #2
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I'm just a tiny fly amorously circling around a beer that is going stale . . .
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Old 08-18-2025, 04:33 AM   #3
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Old 08-18-2025, 06:26 AM   #4
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The pubic hair in your glass.
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Old 08-18-2025, 08:06 AM   #5
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Old 08-19-2025, 12:31 AM   #6
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The pubic hair in your glass.
:DDDD I can imagine it
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Old 08-19-2025, 01:02 AM   #7
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bloody mary.

no one wants to deal with morning, but a bloody mary makes it nicer, and you get a little buzz with it.

no one wants to deal with site development, but i make it easier than onboarding at xhamster.



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Old 08-19-2025, 11:13 AM   #8
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Old 08-20-2025, 12:58 PM   #9
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Probably a screwdriver because every other cocktail is just pomp and circumstance.
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Old 08-20-2025, 03:16 PM   #10
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An old bottle of wine, people who know, respect the value, everyone else thinks I'm overpriced overhyped stale grape juice.
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Old 08-20-2025, 03:43 PM   #11
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An old bottle of wine, people who know, respect the value, everyone else thinks I'm overpriced overhyped stale grape juice.
You'll always be my 1961 Cheval Blanc.
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Old 08-21-2025, 05:11 AM   #12
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Old 08-21-2025, 06:47 AM   #13
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bloody mary.

no one wants to deal with morning, but a bloody mary makes it nicer, and you get a little buzz with it.

no one wants to deal with site development, but i make it easier than onboarding at xhamster.



#porncms
Nothing in this world is easier then onboarding process at xhamster/faphouse can prove it myself.
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