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|  06-25-2025, 04:01 PM | #1 | 
| GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role:  Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna 
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				 |  When was the last time you had McDonald's?  Isn't it wonderful that you can drive with the family to a nice park, do a hike / walk with the family dog, do enough steps and elevation change that you're getting a good workout, and on the way back home you can hit a drive-thru and get some fucking amazing clown food?  Can I get a hell yeah from anyone, no matter the political leaning, no matter if you're Pad ranting about da J's, everyone... can appreciate how nice it is that you can live your life walking the dog or doing a fam-jam and on the way back, it's so fucking nice to be able to fit your car through some shitty narrow passage like a birth canal, birthing the most amazing food at the tap of a bank card. Everyone knows... the best tasting fries are the ones you steal from the bag when you're driving...  I want to confess something to GFY, and I wish anyone out there listening could give me advice... is there a way I can make a YouTube channel, or anything else, where all I have to do is eat McDonald's at various places around the world? How fucking sick of a job would that be. Being a billionaire would be fun, sure, but if you had a job where all you had to do was eat McDonald's around the world and travel to eat McDonald's, wouldn't that be the greatest thing? Or am I opening a Pandora's box to a clownfood-scented hell? Would I have to become a 600 lbs fat big back asshole, or can I combine this with a gym channel where my McDonald's eating ass works off the grease? This is probably just a shitpost since I have so much other shit I have to do first. Namaste. Let's make GFY fun again.  | 
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|  06-25-2025, 04:08 PM | #2 | 
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				 | McDonalds kind of just tastes like salt to me. I don't like it, it's always a last resort if I'm traveling and there's just nothing else available. | 
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|  06-25-2025, 04:16 PM | #3 | 
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				 | Airport only. Every time I come from overseas, fist thing first - XL size of Dr Pepper and BigMac. Huggles, can you afford McDonalds now? You know I'm secretly cheering for you. | 
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|  06-25-2025, 04:26 PM | #4 | |
| GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role:  Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna 
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|  06-25-2025, 04:52 PM | #5 | 
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				 | everyone already knows that McDonalds has quality control and that their food tastes the same no matter where you buy it - so you're only come up with special features - toys and offers they may have. Now if you had access to one of their restaurants where they are testing new foods that could be an idea. Many years back when I was in New York mid 70's I went across the street to a McDonalds that was testing out Chicken Nuggets. Basically if it did well then it would be on their menu. now why not do something that would get more traffic - the best brothels to.... so things like loose virginity - able to do a dirty sanchez (CurrentlySober LOL) or even best milf and girls who would fuck you in a clown suit or Jell-O bathtub fights Now I'd be laughing my ass off watch that video if the topics were creative enough 
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|  06-25-2025, 05:14 PM | #6 | |
| elephants dont swat flies Industry Role:  Join Date: Aug 2003 
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 the chief issue is that everyone else feels the same way and doesn't have the balls to admit it 
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|  06-25-2025, 05:35 PM | #7 | |
| GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role:  Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna 
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|  06-25-2025, 05:36 PM | #8 | 
| GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role:  Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna 
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				 | Shaddup asshole! If we were sitting around with some whiskey and cola talking shit about each other and laughing about GFY and someone showed up with a platter of fresh McDonald's we'd all tear into it and it would be sooooooooo fucking tasty we'd all praise the clown! | 
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|  06-25-2025, 07:20 PM | #9 | 
| making it rain Industry Role:  Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle 
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				 | I like to get it on a road trip, especially if I'm solo and especially if I'm driving hung over. | 
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|  06-25-2025, 07:29 PM | #10 | |
| GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role:  Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna 
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 Driving technique is also factored in... manual VS automatic, urban VS rural... long trips is easier to eat an elaborate dipping sauce meal n' shit. Stop and go downtown Seattle or Vancouver going to be a huge pain in the ass to dip your chicken nuggies in the fucking BBQ sauce!     | |
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|  06-25-2025, 07:37 PM | #11 | 
| GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role:  Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna 
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				 | I double dog dare you to go to your local McDonald's, order a Big Mac Meal, and do an honest review of the order with photos. Think of how much fun we'd all have on GFY if you posted the pics and honestly reviewed it!!! Do a voice over and video!! So much fun. Last McDonald's I had, I was 9/10 impressed, the local fucking McDonald's here is ran by a NAZI of quality control and it is always fucking perfect!, Okay 9.5/10 because truthfully, nothing can be really 10/10. | 
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|  06-25-2025, 07:53 PM | #12 | 
| GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role:  Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna 
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				 |    Bruh... Build the Smart Ratchet with me. Let's make something super fucking cool for auto enthusiasts. Fuck I'm too buzzed and drunk right meow to find the link, but I just watched some trade show shit where an iphone on a tripod can watch all the shit you're doing in a complete 360, sick shit! Think about it... why is it that tools we used 30+ years ago to work on our shit box cars when were were 16 years old... why is the ratchet the exact same fucking tool?  | 
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|  06-25-2025, 07:54 PM | #13 | |
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|  06-25-2025, 08:05 PM | #14 | 
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				 | I can afford a quality life and I have stopped eating "fast food" about 30 years ago.   | 
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|  06-25-2025, 08:09 PM | #15 | 
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				 | Its not the first choice always. But sometimes I have to eat this stuff because nothing else is available. 
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|  06-25-2025, 10:02 PM | #16 | 
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				 | last time? I was in taiwan so good. 
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|  06-26-2025, 02:47 AM | #17 | 
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				 | i cunt a4d to eat at high end establishments...   | 
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|  06-26-2025, 07:39 AM | #18 | 
| Natalie K Industry Role:  Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Spain 
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				 | you need to pull over and set up a bbq, throw your keys on the drivers seat, have yourself a bacon sandwich and another beer       
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|  06-26-2025, 07:41 AM | #19 | 
| Natalie K Industry Role:  Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Spain 
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				 | while eating lots of fresh meat, fish, paella, vegetables and other lush foods like tapas here in Spain... nothing beats a double cheeseburger, medium fries and pint of lager from Mc Donalds for 5€ about $4!!! mmmmmm  
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|  06-26-2025, 07:45 AM | #20 | 
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				 |  we now have the bigmac BLT too   
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|  06-26-2025, 07:48 AM | #21 | 
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				 | I smoke, grill, bbq and everything else but I still like a regular old McDonalds cheeseburger and fries for that junk food fix. You're a decade late on eating food for profit, there are millionaires in that space.   
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|  06-26-2025, 10:24 AM | #22 | 
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				 | Wise words . . . 
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|  06-26-2025, 10:31 AM | #23 | 
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|  06-26-2025, 10:49 AM | #24 | |
| making it rain Industry Role:  Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle 
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 - mcchicken sandwich - filet o fish - quarter pounder with cheese - 6 piece nuggets with sweet and sour - bottle of dasani water because I'm healthy And eat while driving my manual 911, generally cruising down I5 though. | |
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|  06-26-2025, 01:00 PM | #25 | 
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				 | I won't tolerate any McDonald's slander. I'm mostly vegan, but when I'm not - a steak, egg and cheese bagel for breakfast or a double quarter pounder with cheese any other time of day and a large hazelnut iced coffee to wash it all down. If there's a Dunkin close by tho, I'm going to Dunkin instead. | 
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|  06-26-2025, 01:10 PM | #26 | 
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				 | McDonalds has gotten so expensive that most people can't afford it anymore. Especially if you order from Doordash or Uber Eats. Sales are so down that Mickey D's is back to offering a $5 menu. But for me it's breakfast at McDonalds that is addictive. My intestines always pay a price tho so i try to limit the McGriddles to once every six months but damn, add those greasy hash browns and I'm in!! 
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|  06-26-2025, 01:28 PM | #28 | 
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|  06-26-2025, 02:08 PM | #29 | 
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				 | 2 weeks ago on a road trip to Italy... road trips are the only time I will order McDonalds...  22 euros for 2 cheeseburgers, fries, a Coke and 4 nuggets. | 
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|  06-26-2025, 04:04 PM | #30 | |
| Natalie K Industry Role:  Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Spain 
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 cheeseburger, fries and coke, 4 nuggets are like 5€ a piece, Spain, France & Italy! Where the fuck did you go  
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|  06-26-2025, 04:06 PM | #31 | 
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				 | Usually a few times a year when I'm really craving a burger and milkshake. Yea, the milkshake machine by me actually does work. | 
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|  06-26-2025, 04:08 PM | #32 | |
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 likewise, if you want quality porn https://nataliekash.com/natalie-ks-filthy-porn-updates/      
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|  06-26-2025, 04:11 PM | #33 | |
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 I wasn't blasting McDonalds taste - I was stating a fact - that McDonalds quality control makes sure that no matter where you go - Russia - Australia - England or Canada - each burger and fries taste the same. They even set up farms and cattle ranches teaching farmers how to make sure the animals, eggs, etc everything provided to it's store is exactly the same no matter where you go on earth. So ay - if we were chilling I would eat the food gladly because I know - no matter where on earth we are - the food will always be good and the way we like it. You've been hanging around my haters to long you've begun to put words in my mouth and ideas I never had 
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|  06-26-2025, 04:30 PM | #34 | |
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|  06-26-2025, 04:46 PM | #35 | 
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|  06-27-2025, 01:44 PM | #36 | |
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 Just so you know, the guy died at 53 years old ..... a few years after his McDo binge. 
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|  06-27-2025, 01:51 PM | #37 | |
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  I wish I had a Big Mac right meow...  | |
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|  06-27-2025, 02:16 PM | #38 | |
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 Then add on the bollocks Doordash fees and tip.....it's gotten crazy. 
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|  06-27-2025, 06:40 PM | #39 | 
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				 | When was the last time I had McDonalds? Dunno. Six months? A year ago?  Can you make a living making videos about eating at McDonalds? I am sure you can. I know there are some people who make videos about pizza and they seem pretty popular. Anything is possible. 
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|  07-01-2025, 08:40 AM | #40 | 
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				 | When you posted this.  Bought at 285 and sold at 295 today.   Only 10 shares, but a quick $100. I gotta chill though. I am gonna hold the cash for a while. May buy some treasuries. 
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|  07-01-2025, 08:46 AM | #41 | |
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