Whats The Best Way To Start - GoFuckYourself.com

originaljake · 05-30-2003, 12:49 PM

i want to get into online adult biz as some of my friends are, but i'm not sure how to get started (ie. what program should i start in, make tgp's, apply for a job with an established biz). if i could get pointed in the right direction that'd be great.
thanks
jake

Amputate Your Head · 05-30-2003, 12:49 PM

go to Walmart and buy a case of vaseline

Regards,

Amp

Tala · 05-30-2003, 12:50 PM

You've already taken the first step by posting on GFY.

Now.

xenigo · 05-30-2003, 12:55 PM

The best thing to do is quit while you're ahead. There's no more money in adult, unfortunately. Nope, no more... it's sad. I scraped up the last two cents.

xenigo · 05-30-2003, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by originaljake
i want to get into online adult biz as some of my friends are, but i'm not sure how to get started (ie. what program should i start in, make tgp's, apply for a job with an established biz). if i could get pointed in the right direction that'd be great.
thanks
jake

Why don't you just ask Ian??

Ice · 05-30-2003, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
go to Walmart and buy a case of vaseline

Regards,

Amp

pornguy · 05-30-2003, 01:05 PM

You must first get your self ready for the work..

Buy some good shaving cream and shave your cock and balls...

Buy some good lube, so that your hand slides easily.

If you do not your dick will be on fire from the hair being pulled 5 0r 6 times a day, as you jerk off to all the content.

Get a divorce, or get rid of the girlfriend. She will try to kill you the first time she catches you fucking a model. She will not understand that you could not afford a stunt cock.

AAAHHHH fuck it. quit while now while you can.

originaljake · 05-30-2003, 01:06 PM

vasoline eh? the hypoallergenic kind? or will any type do?

ry0t · 05-30-2003, 01:07 PM

go fuck yourself.

originaljake · 05-30-2003, 01:14 PM

while i've appreciated all of your feedback, you've been about as helpfull as some of my friends. anyone with real suggestions?

a420 · 05-30-2003, 01:20 PM

http://www.arsresources.com/

wdsguy · 05-30-2003, 01:21 PM

aren't u near davis?

Peter Romero · 05-30-2003, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
go to Walmart and buy a case of vaseline

Regards,

Amp

Thanks - I needed a mid day stomach cramp from laughing so hard.

Peter Romero · 05-30-2003, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornguy
You must first get your self ready for the work..

Buy some good shaving cream and shave your cock and balls...

Buy some good lube, so that your hand slides easily.

If you do not your dick will be on fire from the hair being pulled 5 0r 6 times a day, as you jerk off to all the content.

Get a divorce, or get rid of the girlfriend. She will try to kill you the first time she catches you fucking a model. She will not understand that you could not afford a stunt cock.

AAAHHHH fuck it. quit while now while you can.

OMIGOD! STOP IT! IT HURTS!!!!

Lane · 05-30-2003, 01:23 PM

none - the hun gets revenue from pre-paid gallery placements on the top 15 spaces and banners. the rest of thegalleries are free placements.

SetTheWorldonFire · 05-30-2003, 01:23 PM

hit me up, i'll help you out

icq me at #154206276

Bex · 05-30-2003, 01:25 PM

Read, read, and then read some more.

loverboy · 05-30-2003, 01:39 PM

you may want some ppl in the business to help to promote your site and do some advertising stuffs, without spending too much!

hit me if your interested.

xenigo · 05-30-2003, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane
none - the hun gets revenue from pre-paid gallery placements on the top 15 spaces and banners. the rest of thegalleries are free placements.

I just wanted to share my thoughts too... none - the hun gets revenue from pre-paid gallery placements on the top 15 spaces and banners. the rest of thegalleries are free placements.

Peter Romero · 05-30-2003, 01:50 PM

OK, so that was a little synical of me... but I'll help you out to make it up to you. Find what it is that you can bring "TO" the adult biz to benefit it, don't try to take away from it. That would be a good change and it will definetely work. I got in as male talent cuz I needed the money & even though I was good looking, they were all like... "Hmmm - what we really need is girls, not guys." So that's what i gave them in addition to my modeling services. Ask not what porno can do for you, but what you can do for porno!!! Or something like that. Now, I'm off to chauffer & babysit adults, because that is what I do well.

StupidFuckingWhore · 05-30-2003, 01:55 PM

sigh, i miss the old days when webmasters used to help each other out instead of trying to get rid of any possible competition. its not easy to get started in this biz, you have to be willing to work a few months without making any money, at least, thats what i did, trial and error, tho i had no one to help me out, eventually i got some shit working in my way and just went from there. im not sure if there is a set 'plan' for this type of thing.

originaljake · 05-30-2003, 01:58 PM

ahhh see there we go. now we're getting somewhere. thank you all for the responses, i totally appreciate them all. keep em comin any trade secrets... the last time i was thinkin about gettin into the biz was about a year ago. i was just talking to a buddy recently and he told me to throw out anything i knew, cos none of it applys to now as the industry is in constant movment and change.

yes roseville is near davis. but closer to where gfy/ adult is located. (i think if they've still got thier office there)

NetRodent · 05-30-2003, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
You've already taken the first step by posting on GFY.

Now all he has to do is get over 1000 posts to be admitted to the elite porn cabal that allows him to call on the vast resources of the adult industry for free. Keep posting, the days of milk and honey are just a few clicks away.

originaljake · 05-30-2003, 02:49 PM

this is all the help i get? c'mon there's gotta be more to it. just reposting to bump it up. is that a faux paz on GFY?

05-30-2003, 12:49 PM	#2
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pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	You must first get your self ready for the work.. Buy some good shaving cream and shave your cock and balls... Buy some good lube, so that your hand slides easily. If you do not your dick will be on fire from the hair being pulled 5 0r 6 times a day, as you jerk off to all the content. Get a divorce, or get rid of the girlfriend. She will try to kill you the first time she catches you fucking a model. She will not understand that you could not afford a stunt cock. AAAHHHH fuck it. quit while now while you can. __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

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05-30-2003, 12:49 PM	#1
originaljake Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: roseville, ca Posts: 7	Whats The Best Way To Start i want to get into online adult biz as some of my friends are, but i'm not sure how to get started (ie. what program should i start in, make tgp's, apply for a job with an established biz). if i could get pointed in the right direction that'd be great. thanks jake

05-30-2003, 12:55 PM	#4
xenigo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oakland, CA Posts: 8,067	The best thing to do is quit while you're ahead. There's no more money in adult, unfortunately. Nope, no more... it's sad. I scraped up the last two cents.

05-30-2003, 01:06 PM	#8
originaljake Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: roseville, ca Posts: 7	vasoline eh? the hypoallergenic kind? or will any type do?

05-30-2003, 01:07 PM	#9
ry0t So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Boston Posts: 4,160	go fuck yourself.

05-30-2003, 01:14 PM	#10
originaljake Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: roseville, ca Posts: 7	while i've appreciated all of your feedback, you've been about as helpfull as some of my friends. anyone with real suggestions?

05-30-2003, 01:20 PM	#11
a420 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 89	http://www.arsresources.com/

05-30-2003, 01:21 PM	#12
wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	aren't u near davis?

05-30-2003, 01:23 PM	#15
Lane Will code for food... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Buckeye, AZ Posts: 8,496	none - the hun gets revenue from pre-paid gallery placements on the top 15 spaces and banners. the rest of thegalleries are free placements. __________________

05-30-2003, 01:39 PM	#18
loverboy When it rains, it pours Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 20,609	you may want some ppl in the business to help to promote your site and do some advertising stuffs, without spending too much! hit me if your interested.

05-30-2003, 01:50 PM	#20
Peter Romero Long time no happy ending Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 10,578	OK, so that was a little synical of me... but I'll help you out to make it up to you. Find what it is that you can bring "TO" the adult biz to benefit it, don't try to take away from it. That would be a good change and it will definetely work. I got in as male talent cuz I needed the money & even though I was good looking, they were all like... "Hmmm - what we really need is girls, not guys." So that's what i gave them in addition to my modeling services. Ask not what porno can do for you, but what you can do for porno!!! Or something like that. Now, I'm off to chauffer & babysit adults, because that is what I do well. __________________ POVCash [email protected] See them all here: http://www.Petergirls.com

05-30-2003, 01:55 PM	#21
StupidFuckingWhore Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 233	sigh, i miss the old days when webmasters used to help each other out instead of trying to get rid of any possible competition. its not easy to get started in this biz, you have to be willing to work a few months without making any money, at least, thats what i did, trial and error, tho i had no one to help me out, eventually i got some shit working in my way and just went from there. im not sure if there is a set 'plan' for this type of thing.

05-30-2003, 01:58 PM	#22
originaljake Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: roseville, ca Posts: 7	ahhh see there we go. now we're getting somewhere. thank you all for the responses, i totally appreciate them all. keep em comin any trade secrets... the last time i was thinkin about gettin into the biz was about a year ago. i was just talking to a buddy recently and he told me to throw out anything i knew, cos none of it applys to now as the industry is in constant movment and change. yes roseville is near davis. but closer to where gfy/ adult is located. (i think if they've still got thier office there)

05-30-2003, 02:49 PM	#24
originaljake Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: roseville, ca Posts: 7	this is all the help i get? c'mon there's gotta be more to it. just reposting to bump it up. is that a faux paz on GFY?