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jonesy · 05-30-2003, 09:16 AM

Let me explain something to you. I'm from the old school, you understand. I'll treat you right. There ain't nothing in this world I wouldn't do for you, baby. You know what I'm saying?

When you and I go out to eat, I'm gonna pull out your chair for you to sit down. This is a classy maneuver that means I respect you and know how to treat you right. And during our dinner together I'm gonna be whispering in your ear a sweet stream of compliments regarding your exquisite beauty. "Baby," I'll say, "your lips are like a luscious, red ocean of desire. And my lips will be like a boat upon that ocean." And any other variety of compliment.

And when it comes down to making love, I'm going to touch your body like it's never been touched before. I will remove my hat upon your request, because that is the right thing to do. I will be remembered as the best lover in your life, because I treat my lover right. And when I'm making love to you, I will say, "Ooh, sugar... Yeah... Mmm... Mmm-Mmm... Damn..."

"You are mine," I will say with a warm smile. Then I will rub your feet for several hours in front of the fire while we listen to Keith Sweat.

When we go to the park, I will whisper to you, "My sweet baby, your eyes are like pearls and your hair is like moon beams." I will caress your hand. And I will then get on my knees in front of the park bench and say to you, "I am your man. I would do anything for you, baby. Anything at all." I will then present you with a beautiful diamond. This is how you will be treated, because you are my special one and only.

Baby, you look so good right now, I wanna get freaky with you right here on this table.

One night, you and I will take a romantic ride in a horse and carriage through town. That will be the night I will profess my love to you. "Baby, you got to me mine?forever in my life," I will say. Then I will take you home and feed oysters to you by candlelight, my sweet chocolate pudding. I will do this all night long. All night long.

You and I will take a bubble bath, and I will rub you from head to toe, every move slow and sophisticated. I will even remove my ring for the event. We will drink champagne in the bath tub until dawn, and I will sing to you, "You are the only one in my life / You are the one I dream of / My heart, my soul, my life is yours."

I would do anything for you. I will rub your body with exotic oils. I treat my baby right.

Ice · 05-30-2003, 09:27 AM

Pussy whipped ass bitch

Tala · 05-30-2003, 09:39 AM

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Originally posted by iceicebaby
Pussy whipped ass bitch

Pussy-whipped ass bitch who's probably getting laid.

LeeNoga · 05-30-2003, 10:51 AM

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Originally posted by Tala

Pussy-whipped ass bitch who's probably getting laid.

How you know so much? You be dat' biatch? :-)

NBDesign · 05-30-2003, 10:53 AM

Sorry, I do not think women are dumb enough to fall for that line of shit.

NetRodent · 05-30-2003, 10:55 AM

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Originally posted by NBDesign
Sorry, I do not think women are dumb enough to fall for that line of shit.

The hard part is keeping a straight face while doing it.

ControlThy · 05-30-2003, 10:56 AM

I don't like panties.

gruffy · 05-30-2003, 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by ControlThy
I don't like panties.

But they are so snifftastic!

dimonka · 05-30-2003, 11:08 AM

I'm just wondering what did you want to tell us with that ??? ;)

[Labret] · 05-30-2003, 11:10 AM

Someone been listening to too much Jodeci or some shit. I would hate to meet the brainless bitch who is impressed by horseshit.

NBDesign · 05-30-2003, 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by NetRodent

The hard part is keeping a straight face while doing it.

salsbury · 05-30-2003, 11:11 AM

And then the next week baby, you're gone. Sooner if you have a fine sister.

Hooterdog · 05-30-2003, 11:13 AM

<BR>
accidentally spilling a wad of hundreds on the table works good too

msthumbs · 05-30-2003, 11:23 AM

sherie · 05-30-2003, 11:25 AM

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Originally posted by msthumbs

Ditto!!

Morgan · 05-30-2003, 11:26 AM

damn,... it must suck to have to go through all that bs for some pussy. just falls in my lap. dont have to deal with all that shiiiat

berg.the.red · 05-30-2003, 11:28 AM

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Originally posted by Hooterdog
<BR>
accidentally spilling a wad of hundreds on the table works good too

i've heard that one works best ...

Cassie · 05-30-2003, 11:46 AM

and all that talk works on what type of woman?

loverboy · 05-30-2003, 11:57 AM

that's was a nice line...

eiht_98 · 05-30-2003, 12:15 PM

what if my girlfriend is white...I can't call her "my chocolate puddiing"

Jamdin · 05-30-2003, 12:18 PM

Nice sexy story. Put it on a page, slap a sponsor on it & submit it to me

05-30-2003, 09:16 AM	#1
jonesy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 6,688	Problems with women? Use this to get yourself in the panties. Let me explain something to you. I'm from the old school, you understand. I'll treat you right. There ain't nothing in this world I wouldn't do for you, baby. You know what I'm saying? When you and I go out to eat, I'm gonna pull out your chair for you to sit down. This is a classy maneuver that means I respect you and know how to treat you right. And during our dinner together I'm gonna be whispering in your ear a sweet stream of compliments regarding your exquisite beauty. "Baby," I'll say, "your lips are like a luscious, red ocean of desire. And my lips will be like a boat upon that ocean." And any other variety of compliment. And when it comes down to making love, I'm going to touch your body like it's never been touched before. I will remove my hat upon your request, because that is the right thing to do. I will be remembered as the best lover in your life, because I treat my lover right. And when I'm making love to you, I will say, "Ooh, sugar... Yeah... Mmm... Mmm-Mmm... Damn..." "You are mine," I will say with a warm smile. Then I will rub your feet for several hours in front of the fire while we listen to Keith Sweat. When we go to the park, I will whisper to you, "My sweet baby, your eyes are like pearls and your hair is like moon beams." I will caress your hand. And I will then get on my knees in front of the park bench and say to you, "I am your man. I would do anything for you, baby. Anything at all." I will then present you with a beautiful diamond. This is how you will be treated, because you are my special one and only. Baby, you look so good right now, I wanna get freaky with you right here on this table. One night, you and I will take a romantic ride in a horse and carriage through town. That will be the night I will profess my love to you. "Baby, you got to me mine?forever in my life," I will say. Then I will take you home and feed oysters to you by candlelight, my sweet chocolate pudding. I will do this all night long. All night long. You and I will take a bubble bath, and I will rub you from head to toe, every move slow and sophisticated. I will even remove my ring for the event. We will drink champagne in the bath tub until dawn, and I will sing to you, "You are the only one in my life / You are the one I dream of / My heart, my soul, my life is yours." I would do anything for you. I will rub your body with exotic oils. I treat my baby right. __________________ . Shooting Bikini Girls

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salsbury Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,070	And then the next week baby, you're gone. Sooner if you have a fine sister. __________________

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05-30-2003, 09:27 AM	#2
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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Someone been listening to too much Jodeci or some shit. I would hate to meet the brainless bitch who is impressed by horseshit.

05-30-2003, 11:13 AM	#13
Hooterdog Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cincy Posts: 602	<BR> accidentally spilling a wad of hundreds on the table works good too

05-30-2003, 11:23 AM	#14
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Cassie Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 3,139	and all that talk works on what type of woman? __________________ ICQ: 309756847 ]

05-30-2003, 11:57 AM	#19
loverboy When it rains, it pours Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 20,609	that's was a nice line...

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eiht_98 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: EU Posts: 6,103	what if my girlfriend is white...I can't call her "my chocolate puddiing"

05-30-2003, 12:18 PM	#21
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	Nice sexy story. Put it on a page, slap a sponsor on it & submit it to me