I spent 12 weeks gaining the trust of a squirrel in my yard

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  • Killswitch
    REVOLUTIONARY
    • Oct 2012
    • 2576
    #1

    Cams I spent 12 weeks gaining the trust of a squirrel in my yard

    When I was finally able to get close enough to its ear I whispered, “I don’t even know how your kind got on that ark.”
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    • CurrentlySober
      Too lazy to wipe my ass
      • Aug 2002
      • 38953
      #2
      I would have thought that you would have wanted to get close enough to touch his nuts...


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        • pornmasta
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jun 2006
          • 20019
          #3
          Give it nuts and be happy watching it eating them.

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            • Publisher Bucks
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2018
              • 1332
              #4
              Did you know that squirrels die after sex?

              At least the one I fucked did lol
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                • Retiree
                  Life is short
                  • May 2012
                  • 1489
                  #5
                  Don't tell your government about it...they will come to execute it.
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                    • CaptainHowdy
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 94741
                      #6
                      Never trust a squirrel . . .

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                        • CurrentlySober
                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 38953
                          #7


                          If you'd contacted this guy, not only would you have saved 3 months of your time, but he would have paid you $22.68 for the privilege - I think you missed a trick there


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                            • Rochard
                              Jägermeister Test Pilot
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 75733
                              #8
                              Did you start a squirrel army?
                              Herschel Savage
                              Brooklyn, NY

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