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~Evilin~ 02-03-2025 09:22 AM

waiting for my homemade whiskey
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XXXtrailers 02-03-2025 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Huggles (Post 23343845)
I don't want to stop drinking. I just want to drink less.

The only reason I drink hard at the moment is because I'm living in substandard conditions and I need to sell my cars before I can go to the gym, and finish my 4th book!

Totally understand why some people can't drink though, there are people that from the moment their lips touch alcohol, they begin on a 3-4 day bender that destroys their lives. I used to know a guy who would start out by having 1-2 beers at dinner, and then by 10 AM the next day he was driving to the liquor store for when it opens, buying a 40oz of vodka, ordering coke and hookers and going for 2-3 more days. Buddy died in 2015 from a coke overdose. (fent)

Misunderstood you
And I wish you a good luck with it!

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Originally Posted by ~Evilin~ (Post 23343861)
waiting for my homemade whiskey

That looks classy!

Huggles 02-03-2025 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by XXXtrailers (Post 23343866)
Misunderstood you
And I wish you a good luck with it!

Thank you....

I went to a bunch of AA meetings YEARS ago... not for myself, but to support a friend who didn't want to go alone. Her and I went to like 10+ meetings and the stories the people told were COMPLETELY INSANE!!!

One guy I actually remember the day that he was talking about. In North Vancouver where I was living at the time, there was a car that had crashed into a bus stop or something and then kept driving, I can't remember if someone was hurt or not, but there was a high speed chase and it was seen by so many people, I was at Sailor Haggar's pub at the time and heard the tires of a car scream outside.... so I put down my drink and went to go look at the commotion... the cops chased this dude to a nearby apartment and he went to his place, and minutes later, was throwing giant piss jugs down at the cops and people like me watching, I even got sprayed, so gross! Anyways he jumped from the 3rd floor, landed on the grass, and started fighting the cops and was actually winning for a few seconds because he was COVERED in piss. He was at the AA meeting telling everyone about his incident that helped him get sober, and I remember watching him that day fight like 6+ cops and basically dummy a couple of them before they got him on the ground.... after he jumped from the 3rd floor to the ground... after he rained down dozens of piss jugs he had in his apartment.

So many stories of violence, drunk driving, spending literally $100+ per day on booze every day until they were broke and would steal booze... this all was before fentanyl got in all of the drugs, and many people there also were in NA.... because coke and booze go together like peanut butter and jam!

Fuck as a writer, I rather enjoyed listening to people at AA talk about the insanity of a true hardcore alcoholic. There was a woman there who said she put her boyfriend's dog in the oven to teach him a lesson about stealing her booze, and she vividly described the smell of her boyfriend's dog cooking away and the entire building caught on fire because she left it in there for 12+ hours on broil. Like the fucking people I heard from at AA basically were monsters when they would drink. Or the Italian guy who spent 20+ years in jail in Italy for running over fans of another football team just because he was mad at the loss of his team. No idea how he was let into Canada or if his story was true, but that guy had the craziest fucking shifty eyes I've ever seen. My own friend, her problem was that whenever she drank, she needed to mix booze with pills, and then she would go completely incoherent and lose her purse, phone, wake up in strange places, and no matter what she did, if booze touched her lips, she needed xanax I think, or benzos, I can't remember what her poison was. She got clean and the last I checked is now high up in a Canadian bank making 200k+ a year... I used to plow her so hard back when we were partying, good times, good times... but I was happy to be her only friend that would go with her to AA, and I'll never forget the fucking INSANE stories people told...

ANAL PASTE 02-03-2025 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Huggles (Post 23343884)
Fuck as a writer, I rather enjoyed listening to people at AA ...

Now, as "a writer" can you learn English grammar and punctuation. Good start for your caliber of "writers".

Forest 02-03-2025 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by XXXtrailers (Post 23343841)
I will go tomorrow first time (sober for 3 weeks)
I kinda ok but everyone say that it's important so I will go
Thanks!



You will be free when you understand that the last one you already drank
Keep trying and you will get it

One day at a time man. Meetings help a lot building a new network of sober friends. 👍

Huggles 02-03-2025 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ANAL PASTE (Post 23343906)
Now, as "a writer" can you learn English grammar and punctuation. Good start for your caliber of "writers".

That's what spell checkers and AI is for, retard.

XXXtrailers 02-04-2025 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Forest (Post 23343913)
One day at a time man. Meetings help a lot building a new network of sober friends. 👍

Thanks man!

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Originally Posted by Huggles (Post 23343884)
Thank you....

I went to a bunch of AA meetings YEARS ago... not for myself, but to support a friend who didn't want to go alone. Her and I went to like 10+ meetings and the stories the people told were COMPLETELY INSANE!!!

Yeah
It's so destructive
And you never know if it happens to you (in general)

Look Chang 02-04-2025 09:51 PM

Shit! I forgot again the address of AA. I'll try to find it tomorrow . . . :stoned

https://specials-images.forbesimg.co....jpg?fit=scale

Huggles 02-04-2025 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 23344397)
Shit! I forgot again the address of AA. I'll try to find it tomorrow . . . :stoned

Jesus H. tap-dancing Christ, the alcoholics in AI images have a nicer floor and couch than I do.

XXXtrailers 02-04-2025 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 23344397)
Shit! I forgot again the address of AA. I'll try to find it tomorrow . . . :stoned

https://specials-images.forbesimg.co....jpg?fit=scale

This is Fake
There is full bottle :1orglaugh

Huggles 02-04-2025 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by XXXtrailers (Post 23344418)
This is Fake
There is full bottle :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I have no evidence of this, but I think some alcoholics must have a gene that converts alcohol into caffeine (not really, but becomes a stimulant) because when I drink, I eventually hit a wall of a comfortable drunken slumber, and sometimes I have the nicest little drunk cat naps, but I've had friends that when they drink, it wakes them up, and if they keep drinking they keep staying awake... but the longer they drink for, the more crazy their behavior comes, and then the crack or cocaine is going, and next thing you know the sun is rising and everyone is jonsing for more booze and maybe you find a bottle in the freezer to last until the liquor store opens and then the most sober person drives to pick up at 10 AM, then when they get back to the crib with the 60oz and beers, everyone power dials the dealer and then they deliver at 12 Noon and then people head to the beach in the summer like that... so fucking crazy if you really get into the alcoholic and coke head lifestyle. You can go for 48+ hours drinking hundreds of dollars of booze and coke and just be living in a crazy manic headspace... until the coke or booze or money runs out!

:GFYBand

CaptainHowdy 02-05-2025 03:00 AM


Huggles 02-05-2025 05:08 PM


ANAL PASTE 02-05-2025 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles (Post 23344636)

Faggot. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh Keisha. No wonder you are so desperate to lie about the women you wished you had.

ANAL PASTE 02-05-2025 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles (Post 23343920)
That's what spell checkers and AI is for, retard.

You "last book" somehow went stealth through those. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh Should I post the 3 reviews it got? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

JesseQuinn 02-05-2025 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles (Post 23344636)
...

you seriously just followed el C's track with one depicting a chica with no job who lives at home with her parents

what glorying heights you aspire to

Huggles 02-06-2025 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ANAL PASTE (Post 23344647)
You "last book" somehow went stealth through those. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh Should I post the 3 reviews it got? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Weird, my last book, which I released in 2024, has no reviews:

https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B0CXLJTLKV

Huggles 02-06-2025 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by ANAL PASTE (Post 23344646)
Faggot. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh Keisha. No wonder you are so desperate to lie about the women you wished you had.

Haha there was no lying, if I had my Facebook account from 13+ years ago, you could go look!

What's wrong with Keisha? It's a silly, upbeat song. I remember people thought it was cheese back when it came out, but chicks looooved to dance to it!

Huggles 02-06-2025 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 23344681)
you seriously just followed el C's track with one depicting a chica with no job who lives at home with her parents

what glorying heights you aspire to

Sounds like someone forgets the fun and innocence of her youth, lighten up, sheesh! :pimp

XXXtrailers 02-06-2025 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Huggles (Post 23344636)
...

When you don't drink you see this clip differently

Intoxicated chick with a 2 stage alcoholism who willing to fuck for a bottle of beer :1orglaugh

Huggles 02-06-2025 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by XXXtrailers (Post 23344729)
When you don't drink you see this clip differently

Intoxicated chick with a 2 stage alcoholism who willing to fuck for a bottle of beer :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Well, if you want to go down the Ke$ha rabbithole, it makes sense she had that image if you believe her allegations against Dr. Luke, and then if you look at her later album in 2017 her image is much cleaner.

It was a major party anthem of 2009, it had so much pop at the time!

SBJ 02-06-2025 06:18 AM

This is the wrong type of Alcoholics thread but here is a few quotes that motivate me...

"I drink to make other people more interesting." - Ernest Hemingway

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy." - Frank Sinatra

"A man's true character comes out when he's drunk." - Charlie Chaplin

"To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems." - Homer Simpson

"I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra



A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - W. C. Fields

“There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.”
― Chelsea Handler



I've quit drinking before. The last time was 8.5 months after I was in a hospital for a month back in 2008 but I found life way too boring to sit at home all the time. Now I don't drink to excess like I used to because of gout but I still drink 8-10 mixed drinks most nights. I had to give up beer because that is the worst for gout.

Also since this is an alcoholic thread if anyone else has gout the thing that helps me the most in the decade plus I've had it is 2-3 Potassium Citrate pills a day.

XXXtrailers 02-06-2025 08:32 AM

As this is a wrong type of the thread I just added some info to your motivation)

Ernest Hemingway
self-inflicted gunshot wound to his head
Frank Sinatra
a heart attack
Charlie Chaplin
a stroke
W. C. Fields
a gastric hemorrhage

Benjamin Franklin
alcohol non-related
Chelsea Handler
alive

And here we are talking about very notorious people with obviously ADVANCED genetics.

ANAL PASTE 02-06-2025 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Huggles (Post 23344724)
Weird, my last book, which I released in 2024, has no reviews:

https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B0CXLJTLKV

And you still don't get a clue?

Than its the other one. You now the one that you let Russian kids who post here to edit. "me touch her servix, he screams very much loud".

ANAL PASTE 02-06-2025 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Huggles (Post 23344725)
Haha there was no lying, if I had my Facebook account from 13+ years ago, you could go look!

What's wrong with Keisha? It's a silly, upbeat song. I remember people thought it was cheese back when it came out, but chicks looooved to dance to it!

No, nothing. We had sissies in school too.

CaptainHowdy 02-09-2025 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by XXXtrailers (Post 23344789)
Chelsea Handler
alive

Whats the use for a live yapper ? ?

Huggles 02-09-2025 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 23345562)
Whats the use for a live yapper ? ?

God I wish I had alcohol today!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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