Official TRUMP coin

I missed out on FartCoin AND TrumpCoin?

I deserve to be living in this poverty!

you're quite obsessed with the crypto topic despite how much you hate it why not just let it go, rather spend that time doing what you like...

"As of 2024, approximately 562 million people worldwide own some form of cryptocurrency, representing about 6.8% of the global population."

I mean how could you sabotage that

I could have been a FartCoin Fartillionaire!!!!

FartCoin up 18% since I posted about it yesterday.

You could all become FartCoin Fartillionaires. What are we waiting for, for other people to smell the fart before you get in early? The smell of money is going to attract more buyers. Don't wait until the entire financial world has smelled this ripper, get in while only a few people have inhaled this windfall.

FartCoin. Better than gold.

well the whole modern day capitalism is the same shitshow so what... we're heading towards complete financial collapse anyway I come from a farmer family on my mothers side, I ate our self produced vegetables / meat my whole childhood, we even produced wine, had huge grape fields, if you wanna talk about real value so much... you cannot eat gold either I think the only sustainable living for humanity in the future will be going back to the ancient roots and learn self-sufficiency... the very primitive will probably mass murder each other for the last bits of trash food... so it's not like I'm so blinded by the digital age, I'm still into it so what... not like making money from fapping people will remain an option when shit hits the fan so don't get too carried away

BLAH BLAH BLAH.

Sounds like a bunch of crap from someone jealous they hold no FartCoin.

Sorry buddy... you can have your stupid "self produced vegetables / meat / my whole childhood, wine produced blah blah blah..." may I suggest you get rid of all of that useless shit and get into some FartCoin for generational wealth? In the year 2100 and my grandkids are flying around in FartCoin-funded anti-gravity UFOs, your grandkids are going to be back on Earth, digging through the dirt for an old turnip or a single potato to eat, and they'll be looking up towards the heavens and cursing your name... "if only grandpa Gtsix had the fucking brains... he would have yolo'ed his life savings into FartCoin."

In the distance, the great walled city of Fartropolous will shine like a beacon of humanity and progress, and your future progeny will be shut out, forever condemned as nocoiners, trying to live an obsolete life of producing vegetables, meat, wine, useless things phased out by the new epoch of crypto-powered human beings. Not a single whiff of a hint of a FartCoin to their names, your grandkids will languish in fiat poverty, doomed to be fleshbags working the land just to survive, no AI Music for their ears, no AI Movies for their eyes, a sad life of destitution.

I love missing any boat . . .

Corruption, corruption, corruption.

But yeah, I'll help rape and pillage Amerika... Trump and Dump

I would invest in ClitCoin and CuntCoin

I had such a terrible experience a few month ago using Solana Phantom to buy some coin, then being stuck with some wrapped Solana I could do shit with...
That I emptied Phantom and never got back to it

too bad they went with Solana, I have this mental block with it, maybe i'll get back to it at some point but for now, I focus on btc, xrp, and a few others

the whole Trump family+friends rugging with their coins so fucking hilarious watching this like some shitty clown reality... I didn't buy any for sure

part1 CoffeeZilla:


part2 CoffeeZilla:


have some popcorn for this shit, the mainstream media don't even announce anything about it and all this started 1-2 days before inauguration such a huge to society and crypto... or it's gotta be legal for everyone to extort other people with shitcoins from now on

Gtsix I'm SICK of your shit.... let me help you out. You see, I'm a Buttillionaire. Can I throw you a bone? Get in early while you still can:

Butthole Coin ---> BHC.

This butt is going to moon. Bookmark this.

People will never learn that everything trump touches - goes to shit.