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Only requirement is you need to have an official with Alcoholics Anonymous in Toronto confirm that you successfully completed 30 days without alcohol.
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I can't start it now because I am at $0 to my name, and as soon as I have money, I'm going to get a bottle of cheap gas station whiskey and then order the car parts I need to get my car fixed for Door Dash / Uber Eats, and some snow tires on my sick ass 1999 Dodge Stratus. 30 days without booze is easy peasy. 30 days no weed? That would be more difficult. ![]() Right now, the mice are climbing up my laptop's power cable at night and disconnecting my internet by draining the laptop battery until it dies. I've got 2 new programs to do uploads for, so things are looking up! Just got to lock down the mice situation. They're so cute in their hantavirus-spreading, I don't want to kill them, but they are fucking up my 2025 attempts at escaping from extreme poverty. Also... you never said... is that $1000 USD or $1000... >spits< Canadian? Big difference! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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I may be interested in matching the 1000 but I want to know how it can be proven he hasn't drank
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I could have shit out something half-assed for Dugmor! but instead, I came clean and admitted I couldn't produce any quality shit in early December. I don't lie! Do you think I could get drunk and even hold back from posting?
![]() ![]() ![]() 30 days without alcohol is easy. I'd just replace booze with the gym and doing Door Dash. No art would be produced during this time, but I have to get down to New Orleans to see my kid anyways and that's the priority. January 11th I'm unbanned from Facebook and I'll get some shit sold. Once I have a working vehicle with snow tires, it will be Door Dash time and be I'll golden to hit the gym and get the lifty-grunty going to keep the desires for some chuggy-wastey at bay. When I get back from New Orleans, I need to move to somewhere higher class with a faster upload channel... ALTHOUGH... if I had the money, I could always get a Windows VPS and upload from a VPS, MUCH faster and I can keep my shitty free connection. I'll have to look and see how much a Windows VPS is these days... 2025 is going to be great, I can feel it!
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AA wouldn't give out info about that sorta thing anyway, the second A standing for 'anonymous'
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not for you. if you could, if you really wanted to, you'd have quit well before now. get some fucking help already, for yourself but esp for your kid that you're more excited about a potential payday over actually participating in her life speaks volumes
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There has to be some proof he did it that is from a trusted source, that's why I said AA official. Wait, not all Canadians live in Toronto? ![]() ![]()
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![]() I’m not some strung-out drunk. Booze is a tool, a skeleton key, a liquid lockpick. It helps open the door to the energies of creation always lingering in the background and perceivable to people marked with the blessing and curse of creativity. Cheap hooch smooths out the sharp edges of the static in my head, lets me hear the whispers buried under layers of our loud, collective grinding reality. All of those raw and shit-ugly truths about living in the era we live in, it is all begging to be spit out because no one else has the balls to talk the shit I do. Certainly it would be an easier life if I just put down the hooch and picked up a Wal-Mart apron. But I have the projects I need to complete still on my horizon, and I'll be damned if I don't set sail with Captain Morgan to get to the next port. The real junkies, the true red-faced alcoholics, they’re the ones chained to it. They can’t quit without their bodies melting down into a fit of shaking, sweating, and puking out anything they try and keep down. Here in British Columbia, they’ve got programs where they give out measured amounts of government booze to those poor fuckers lost in a maze of intoxication without introspection. They get free drinks so they don’t roll over and die trying to go a day or two without their poison. Some people need it just to survive. I drink to live. Having said that, 30 days without booze? Easier than taking a piss. Boring, but easy.
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Coming from someone who kicked out their own brother around Christmas after talking shit about him, I'll take her advice with a few grains of salt. (along with tequila and lime!)
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Tell me about it... the price of a Windows VPS server these days!
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WTF? 1GB RAM for 66 per month? Where do you find these offers? You can easily get 4-8GB RAM VPS these days for 10 bucks. Just google "cheap vps".
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A good Windows VPS would make my workflow sooooo much faster. Uploading 400 mb compilations to 30+ sites from a broken laptop in the window on WiFi is not exactly fast or reliable! ![]() ![]() ![]()
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A breathalyzer can take readings from 12 to 24 hours so if he has someone you trust that can do it in front of him - then if possible send on the net the results each day that would work. Still - its' something that seasoned users can figure a way around.
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If I were to actually agree with 30 days no alcohol for $1000, there is no way I could resist posting drunk if I chose to imbibe the sweet, sweet liquor during those 30 days. No way I could hold myself back.
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You know this is contingent on finding a reputable person who we can trust to validate that you did it for 30 days right?
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You know as well as I do that there is no reputable 3rd party for this you big tease!
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'cause I'd do it for $100. I'm a whore.
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Hell you could get yourself locked up for 30 days and that'd count. You need to beg for money on go fuck yourself dot com and tell everyone how broke and fucked your life is and it's all the fault of declining a vaccine 5 years ago, not your rampant alcohol abuse more often to qualify. Sorry.
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I've used these guys for quick Windows VPS' that can be spun up and down in minutes. A fraction of the price you quoted. WG
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Older OS' like Win2003 Server can run a 1-2GB VPS.
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My goal in life is just to make consistent sales for the programs I make compilations for. Ideally I'd like to do this for as long as tube sites exist. After going back into the "real world" and getting my ass thoroughly kicked by life and losing EVERYTHING during COVID, I don't care if I have to make compilations of alien buttholes getting fisted by clowns on meth, making video compilations of debauchery is where I belong in life. Just need a stable VPS to put my upload scheme on. Thanks again WiredGuy, I'll check them out...
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I swear, at some point, I'm going to make use of my position of GFY's #1 fucking clown for the benefit of people even lower than me, after I pay Dugmor! back. Fuck I owe him at least $88.88 or one hella epic post...
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![]() As someone who was drinking a liter of vodka a day, every day, and waking at 4am to swig from a glass by my bed, to 'top up' and avoid the DTs, I'm sorry, but I can see a lot of excuses that you are making, are much like I would have done. I know you don't want to hear this, as you are not ready yet, but trust me. You have a problem that isn't going to get better on its own. |
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Unlike all of you GFY alcoholics, I can actually point to creative shit I did WITH alcohol.
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![]() I'm not trying to talk down to you. Just talking about my own experiences when I was under the grip of alcohol. I can't point you to anything I did, because I personally was embarrassed by what Id been doing once I sobered up, so its all been deleted now and left in the depths of time. I can tell that you have no intention of stopping anytime soon, and that's your business. Like I said you do you. I'm talking about myself, thats all ![]() |
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You know it's serious when CurrentlySober drops his poo shtick to talk candidly.
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Make it drug free also.
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"I can't start it now because I am at $0 to my name, and as soon as I have money, I'm going to get a bottle of cheap gas station whiskey and then order the car parts I need to get my car fixed for Door Dash / Uber Eats, and some snow tires on my sick ass 1999 Dodge Stratus."
You should rethink your career choices.
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I lived life very successfully for like 15 years in adult, I worked like 1 hour a day and was making 10k USD a month on average. I was able to pursue everything I ever wanted and become a very well-rounded person. SUPER grateful that adult money allowed me this life, shit was SO cash for SO many years! Even after I quit porn, life was awesome in new ways. Learned a ton about myself, life, people after going back into the "real world" after being in porn for 15 years.
Life has only really been difficult since the COVID "vaccine" rollout that I said fuck that to... since then, hell yeah life has been tough, hence why I am back working in adult!
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![]() Otherwise, on who/what you would blame your failures ?
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The comeback is gonna be too sweet, 2025 already looking up again. ![]()
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You see it as waste, I see it as living life to its fullest, life before 2021ish was awesome!!!
A sportscar with a turbo V8 running high octane fuel and having the clutch dropped on it from redline will have more downtime and need more maintenance than a Toyota Camry driven to Church every Sunday, but it can do things on a track that a Camry could never do. Anything is still possible in life if you have the ideas, willpower, and drive to keep trying to innovate, create, or, maybe, even invest in the right thing at the right time. All I need to do is get my adult income back up to like $30-$50 USD a day higher and life will be golden again, and I'm not talking golden showers!
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I wish you all the best my friend. Only trying to humbly say to bank some of that away to build up a nest egg for future in case things go south again. Besides - when you reach my age and hit your 60s or 70s and want to retire - you'll have hopefully a million or more that you can use to carry you into retirement. I'm glad you had your fun a few years ago but save now for the future and remember where you're at now - and swear to yourself that with saving/investing you won't ever need to return to that place again
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Feeling great about 2025!
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Or you could post a video editor portfolio and afford to pay someone to fix your car who does not have to get drunk to do it.
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