In any pile of shit, there is always a golden peanut. The fucking stooges, yeah! I saw them in Detroit, the summer of 68. They managed to get through one song, before Iggy exploded. Good times with the MC5 and Iggy and the Stooges. Those were the fucking days! Nothing like that now and that's too bad, this was real Detroit punk, not that fake British punk. These dudes took no prisoners!

Sorry for your troubles, Huggies!

why not $89?

Why not $69 eh?

why not $420? :rasta

Well... that was embarrassing!

Thanks for all the support and even the criticism, being able to talk shit from the hip is a godsend in such a mostly-sterile online world. So after I virtually pants'ed myself with that insane and embarrassing first post, I decided to do the automotive version of the same thing. I spent my last bit of cash on a $850 Canadian ($590 USD) 1999 Dodge Stratus. It's a purpley-blue, everything works including the heater! Chrysler's cloud cars are totally underrated, it handles like a dream! Misfire on cylinder two, need some new spark plugs. Anyways, I needed a car to get life going again, as my two other vehicles that I bought during COVID are totally fucked and broken and need to be sold or scrapped. My daughter misses me, and I need to get down to New Orleans to spend time with her and my family while they’re being snowbirds. Buuuuuut... I can’t just show up piss broke with no plan or hovel to return to.

Because I am basically an injured hermit with a hernia in the middle of nowhere, I've been using ChatGPT as my therapist. I talk to that electronic fucker all the time and I think it has helped me understand more about the how and why I am both so retarded and creative. We’ve been working through my mental health struggles and lo and behold the idea of selling off things that carry emotional baggage from the COVID years has been the best idea AI has given me yet. My broken cars, most of the shit I own, I picked them up during COVID and these things are like soul anchors I don’t need, and letting go of them is part of mentally resetting. ChatGPT also helped me realize that what I really need to feel like myself again is time with my kid where I'm making a positive difference in her life. Her spelling is atrocious, it is the worst irony for someone who has called himself a writer.

Spending that time with her is how I can reset my mood, rebuild my optimism, and repair the drive to actually participate in society again after the nightmare of COVID. I've been unable to put that era behind me and my mental health is just ridiculous as a result of being unable to move on. After this trip to New Orleans, when I come back to Canada, I want to feel fucking prepared for my hernia surgery(I got injured doing day labour gigs) and motivated to go all-in on my online business(es) afterward. I just need to find some momentum again as working on trying to build a video game and put Dugmor's likeness in Unreal Engine 5 when you can't even afford to go visit your kid is just stupid and fucked.

Since my stupid fucking post, I bought a car with money I saved from only getting blackout drunk once a week instead of half the week, but I also took old notes and writings I had and I’m launching ModernDatingHelp.com(Will have it online soon), starting with a book on the dating habit of ghosting. I know a lot of people offer dating guides or dating help, but mine will have its own little twist on things, and each e-book is tailored to a particular situation, like getting ghosted or when to ghost someone, and how to turn luke warm dates into friendships to expand your social circle, for example. I want to buy Reddit ads since sooooooo many Redditors rant about dating constantly. Who knows it if will make money or even help people but I have to think positive about this shit. I've always had tons of social skills in dealing with ladies and setting up cool events and attracting friends, so maybe I can make money passing some of my tips along. Fuuuuuuuck!

But right now, I need to get all my COVID shit sold and start healing my fucked brain. First step is... I need another fucking phone. With a phone, I can sell my stuff, document how fucked up everything is, and keep moving forward. Just don't ask what happened to my last phone, double fuuuuuuck!!!!

If anyone’s feeling the holiday spirit and wants to help me out, whether it’s for a phone, fixing my car, or just getting one step closer to seeing my kid, it would mean everything to me. PayPal: [email protected] now that I have a CAR to actually get anywhere, I just need to hustle some sort of light duty delivery job, or chicken catching on a farm, while I work on selling all my shit and make this spiritual road trip journey to go see my kid, come back to Canada and get my hernia surgery, and while I'm recovering from my torn gut muscle getting stitched up, hopefully then I'll be in a mental headspace to really work online again and be able to give Dugmor the value for his $88.88, which I feel like a massive asshole for ruining the 8888th post with my retarded struggles and bullshit. Sharing my creativity on here with you fine people is something that brings me a ton of joy, but I can't let that creative side of me shine when I'm derelict in my duties as a father and feeling totally mind fucked as a result of that.

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk!

Merry Christmas, GFY'ers, may 2025 bring us all good fortune! :pimp

You fucked up, as I predicted, over a simple, minescule milestone post . . . the sympathy for you is long gone.

You did it on yourself being an obnoxious person.

XXX Jay V 2.0

Crack is expensive in Canada :2 cents:

I lost everything resisting the COVID "vaccine" after quitting porn, I was happy to work with disabled seniors and my 9-5 health and safety job... but if you didn't take the "vaccine" here in Canada, your jobs were taken from you and you were banned everywhere online if you spoke out. For nearly a year I couldn't even get a job washing dishes, and I didn't want to go back into porn, I had already quit it once!

Add in the draconian censorship during COVID, and now I can't make money online with my art and personality because all my social media was banned, and without having bought housing or crypto, my options now are basically minimum wage jobs or jobs I'd have to put in massive effort for, which, at this point, I'm not in the mental headspace to care enough about.

I know I'm more talented and charismatic than most people on GFY, I've just been unable to get any momentum going in the post-COVID world. I have lots of ideas and goals that so many of the millionaires on here lack, but with none of the resources to actually start the projects. Meanwhile the millionaires on here do nothing cool that I've ever seen. Just "buy stock, watch line go up or down" is the limit to people's entrepreneurial spirit these days.

You're a faggot anyways, I might be dead poor and totally fucked, but at least I'm not a fucking faggot like you.

We all gotta go at some point :helpme

We don't need those people here :2 cents:

I get it. Talentless clown with habit of blaming everyone else except 1 person - himself.
Life is tough, buy a fucking helmet, crybaby.

https://i.ibb.co/NSmjTxT/gettinghigh2.png

You assholes, I live in a country where some of the best paid jobs are to literally help crackheads get high, and people wonder why I'm broke and don't fit into this society?

I haven't found any money in calling out all of this insane shit, I mean, read the job description, it is to literally deal with people like me "clients who may also have serious functional impairment in the domains of physical health and personal, family, financial, occupational, and social life." haha.

I can't believe I'd hit rock bottom and then rent the basement of rock bottom, then find another tunnel down which leads to an elevator that becomes the penthhouse to yet another express escalator at a 45 degree angle towards the sub-basement of another series of rock bottoms where it's Christmas and I've been begging up USD for an iPhone 11ish. Like wow, haha. And I owe Dugmor! $88.88 USD which is like $140 Canadian now!

At least I feel motivated to work on my dating site today. Weird thing is, I used an Ionos code to "buy" the ModernDatingHelp.com website for $1, but, it turns out, they are "reviewing" my purchase and I didn't actually buy the domain for $1! What the fuck!

Imagine how funny it would have been if someone else had bought it after I mentioned it earlier. That would have been funny as fuck...

https://i.ibb.co/1bdJwwW/wtf.png

Yooo... I've been buying domains for years and years and never have I spent $1 for a domain and then got an email like this... what in the fuck is this scammy shit because I paid money and I definitely didn't get the domain.

https://i.ibb.co/5BkHBqs/bestwishes.png

Best wishes my ass, where's my domain ya cunt? What the fuck is this scammy SHIT!

You can get paid top canadian dollar to help crackheads get high?

...But you choose to be a jobless bum forever victim?

Make this make sense bro.

How, with any good conscience, can I take a job where I'm helping people along on the conveyor belt of death? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Make this make sense bro. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Are you able to read the content of emails? Reading skill should be free of charge.

Hello PiffStenis it appears that you have not posted on our forums in several weeks, why not take a few moments to ask a question, help provide a solution or just engage in a conversation with another member in any one of our forums?

And to think we would've missed posts like these if you went away. LOL

Um... I was raised in the Bronx during the crack era bro...



Start @ 01:52 for extra clarity

there is a direct correlation between hernia and alcohol abuse. really not shocked you have one


still ebegging

no one believes you'll make any attempts to visit your kid. first step is getting clean

plus you have a source of income. every month like clockwork you post pics of elaborate meals you make (which always include bottles of hard alcohol) and then a week lata complaining your fridge is empty and Canada sucks/COVID, etc etc

I know what this monthly brief spurt of cash relates to in your province. I looked it up a while back when I noticed the pattern, curious to see if the date ranges overlap. won't mention the specifics here but you know what I mean

don't front


of course you are, dear

for real tho, what is it with practising alcoholics and delusions of grandeur?


love ya el C, next time you get down film it for me :winkwink:


I did read the job description you posted. 'harm reduction' is a term used to cover 'safer' usage to prevent addiction-related illnesses/infections, creating a lifeline to stigmatized people to try to help get them into treatment, prevent OD's, etc etc

that's the job. it's not "helping crackheads get high", it's about preventing the need of excess emerg med treatments, policing, courts, jails and such

you wouldn't be qualified for that job, being a barely functional addict yourself. that and the fact that your main job is finding excuses not to work

I put more effort into this post than you put into your life

your addiction? not your fault. your choices are


oh yes

At least Dugmor got his $88 worth, congrats on the awesome sig marketing 👌

Who wants to remind him that its Christmas time?

Merry Christmas crypto-asshole!

I'm working my ass off so I have something artsy and something of potential value to people to release in early January 2025. It would be fun to create and release cool projects that sustain themselves. Fingers crossed. Mice chewing dollar store spaghetti plastic is the loudest sound of poverty.

To say this is a difficult time is an understatement, but, scrounging up a phone is a necessity to survive at the moment. There have been great suggestions in this thread on how to unfuck my life, and I've used the resources I have to put together something that could make money in 2025, I have to look into how to allow other people to sell it and profit from it. Dugmor!'s out $88.88 with nothing to show for it but my limp digital dick over here and no video! 2025 has to start with high energy momentum.

January 12th I'm unbanned from Facebook and I can start selling all of my shit to fund my visit with my family, January is going to be a crazy month for personal growth but having a phone by January 12th is key to making the month as powerful as possible.

Maybe this can be a success story and I can turn it around and Dugmor! can get his $88.88 and spend it on something like a few beers and a great smorgasbord dinner, and he can appreciate the struggle and hustle, and forgive me for being unable to deliver a stellar 8888th post. I'd ask the moderators to ban my account but then it would skirt my responsibility for Dugmor's $88.88 and I'd turn into a mini Deecash and flee off into the night with my ill-gotten $88 bucks that I spent on fast food, gas, and weed.

If I stick around then at least I can hold myself to account for Dugmor!'s $88 bucks, and maybe pay it forward the next time a GFY'er is having a difficult go of things. If I just delete my account and fuck off, then Dugmor! would get cheated out of $88 bucks and my legacy would be that of a crazy scammer instead of just crazy.

Yeah... but I was hoping it would motivate Huggles to work with the new AI video production tools. He had a lot of cool ideas.

I'm sorry Dugmor!, once I get my cars sold I will send you back that $88.88, I still want to do some cool AI video stuff but I have to first go visit my kid and get my life together more. If I can't even manage to afford to go visit my family when they graciously invite me to stay with them and enjoy their company, how useless am I? Holy fuuuuuuuuck!!!

2025.... New year new me

It would be so cool to be able to take your likeness and put it into the Unreal Engine 5, maybe if I can't do it, someone else on GFY can do it and we'll see the first totally interactive 3D avatar pornstars with AI-driven personalities and dynamically generated voice lines before 2026!

Imagine the possibilities of taking people's likenesses and making movie and game assets out of them. Licensing your image out for game and film characters could be a future money maker.

Well I better get back to applying for minimum wage jobs, haha!

I believe you may have ADHD, undiagnosed high functioning autism and one of the worst case of procrastinating I've ever seen. You basically procrastinating yourself to death.

The alcohol is bad too, but I know very functional alcoholics so that ain't your cause, likely a coping effect for the fact you keep creating imaginary things that have to be done first before you actually do anything else, thereby never doing anything ever and drinking about it all while blaming everything and everybody else.

I just buried a woman a few weeks ago that had the same problem. Sad, but y'all made a choice to fail and avoid all solutions, and nobody else is going to take blame for it. The hard truth is once the show is over, everybody else's life will go on, and your self-induced life of misery till death will all be in vain and forgotten about.

Please look in the mirror as a man and get your shit together. That girl needs a dad and will be blaming you for not having one... not COVID masks, not Trudeau for being a lib, not rich GFYer's who wouldn't financially support your addictions, not Reddit for banning you, not gay people for being gay, ect... She will be blaming YOU, as a grown ass man that made his own choices.

Its really a no-brainer:

Step 1.
Shut up. All your excuses are bullshit

Step 2.
Quit the booze. You have a problem. Accept it and start dealing with it.

Step 3.
Get a job. Get your shit together. Once you can afford to feed and clothe yourself, THEN work on being an artist. Face the fact that your art is not in demand no matter how brilliant you think it is. Trying to double-down on the idea is nothing more than Sunken Cost Fallacy.

Bro... I'm eating mega shit on this post already, you've just repeating the same shit I've already heard. Okay, I get it, but I have a new project releasing just after January 1st (sometimes it takes 1-4 days for approval) and I'm basically humiliating myself here on GFY so one of you rich assholes helps me buy a phone and, in turn, I'll make videos and help promo whatever shit you got!

I have a triple product release coming right around the 1st of January, but I need to find a way to scrounge up a phone!

Do none of you GFY assholes have an old 11+ pro iPhone sitting around that I can use to sell my shit and document this retardedness and raise awareness for whatever shitty fuckin' brand would associate their ass with my strugglin' hustlin' ass!

Sharing the struggle on GFY has made the holiday season a lot less lonely, thanks GFY!

If I can get my shit together enough to make it to New Orleans, will you take me around one evening so I can get pics for GFY you fucking asshole?

Why do you need an iphone to sell stuff?

make a burner facebook/craigslit account and post ads with your email address, or direct message on facebook/email and meet them at arranged times

Just start

take the first step right now

stop putting barriers in front of yourself like "once i get a phone, then i can start"

Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right.

Onward!

So you fought the COVID vaccine and you are now "dying", logic ! :321GFY

Some people would rather die from cirrhosis of the liver than 5G activated magnetic microchip mass-murdering vaccines.

Bro… you clearly didn’t understand step 1

I'm glad you lost your job. How fucking irresponsible and idiotic to work in health with some of the most vulnerable people and be against taking life saving vaccines.

And before you or any other mouth breathers "it had a low death rate" yeah, but zoom in on the actual deaths and learn that the healthy survived but the vulnerable people didn't, elderly disabled seniors were some of the most vulnerable.

I wasn't against or for the vaccine but I still got 2 shots and a booster because my girlfriend at the time took care of her 95 year old grandfather and neither of us wanted to risk him because MUH FEAR OF NURDLES!!!!!!1!!1!1!!!

I hope this thread is a sobering wake up call for you.

And everyone else, I'm honestly impressed that you're all calling him out and not enabling his behavior. We've all grown up, it's kind of sad but also fantastic.

this is a lost cause :2 cents:

Nah, NOLA already has plenty of drunks, druggies and alcoholic losers filling the streets, we don't need any more.

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Lots of good advice in this thread. Hopefully it helps... and best of luck to you.
Tough times don't last, but tough people do.