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  • CDSmith
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2001
    • 51460
    #1

    Take the "death" test

    Ever wonder how long you'll live? Some of the questions in this are pretty far out, but try and be honest with yourself and your answers and you should do fine

    <a href="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/" TARGET="_blank">http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/</a>

    My Results:

    April 23, 2041
    at the age of 78 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (24%)
    Heart Attack (23%)
    Alien Abduction (8%)
    Homicide (6%)
    Third Degree Burns (5%)
    Contagious Disease (5%)
    Drowning (5%)
    Alcoholism (5%)


    Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


    9130439 people have taken the DeathTest.
    Of those, 54% were female and 46% were male.
    The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
    10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
    4% have had team sex.
    8% work in the porn business.
    And 145247 people claim to have leprosy.

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    • UnseenWorld
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      • May 2001
      • 5279
      #2
      One prediction I can safely make is that this will NOT be the longest thread of the week.

      Is there some sort of prize for predictions like this?

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        • danevans
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          • Jun 2001
          • 1295
          #3
          Oh shit, I'll die on Aug. 11, 2001...
          AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
          Stupid cgi, what does it know..



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            • enoj
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              • Jul 2001
              • 155
              #4
              April 9, 2039 .. my date of death..

              Cancer (32%)
              Heart Attack (19%)
              Alien Abduction (9%)
              Overdose (7%)
              Homicide (5%)
              Alcoholism (5%)
              Suicide (5%)

              I've never considered suicide, but i smoke constantly, so i guess i'll get cancer...

              anyway, cool test

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                • X37375787
                  #5
                  Beat y'all !

                  October 17, 2070
                  at the age of 90 years old.

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                    • pr0
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                      • May 2001
                      • 23088
                      #6
                      Pretty damn amusing

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                        • Muffy
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                          • Apr 2001
                          • 494
                          #7
                          Wow...I'm going to live until the ripe old age of 63. That's a hell of a lot better than I could've hoped. I thought that I would die of alcholism by the time I was 35.

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                            • CDSmith
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                              • May 2001
                              • 51460
                              #8
                              The big questions are --- When will boneprone croak?

                              12clucks? How long does he have left? Heh heh

                              And TAM, when does she kick the bucket?

                              I posted this for fun, I don't ever hold out hope of vying for the longest thread award. Not all of us are DVD trollers.
                              Relax, take the test, and find out when you gonna die, and from what. I think I like the "alien abduction" possibility the best
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                                • Tam
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                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 8534
                                  #9
                                  May 23, 2017
                                  at the age of 52 years old.


                                  On that date you will most likely die from:

                                  Cancer (49%)
                                  Heart Attack (12%)
                                  Third Degree Burns (8%)
                                  Alien Abduction (8%)


                                  Ok well this is fucked up.... 52? Jeeeez........ I only got a few years left in me........ LMAO

                                  dane? You are dying on my birthday? No way!!!

                                  Tam

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                                    • fantasyc
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                                      • Apr 2001
                                      • 672
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Equinox:
                                      Beat y'all !

                                      October 17, 2070
                                      at the age of 90 years old.

                                      I can't believe you won. It must have that marajuana question tht screwed me up
                                      October 8, 2048
                                      at the age of 78 years old.


                                      On that date you will most likely die from:

                                      Cancer (29%)
                                      Alien Abduction (9%)
                                      Drowning (9%)
                                      Contagious Disease (7%)
                                      Loneliness (6%)
                                      Overdose (5%)


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                                        • CDSmith
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                                          • May 2001
                                          • 51460
                                          #11
                                          Fantasyc ---

                                          6% loneliness?

                                          You will never be alone if I have anything to say about it.

                                          Your date with death coincides with mine pretty closely.....shall we marry?
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                                            • Corpsie
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                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 474
                                              #12
                                              I think the "poor pennmanship" did me in.

                                              October 4, 2027 at the age of 48 years old.
                                              Contagious Disease (21%)
                                              Heart Attack (20%)
                                              Cancer (17%)
                                              Alien Abduction (7%)
                                              Electrolysis (7%)
                                              If you're trying to objectify the subjective, you need to stop breathing.

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                                                • HQ
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                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 3539
                                                  #13
                                                  March 29, 2055!

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                                                    • magnatique
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                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 1830
                                                      #14
                                                      hehe

                                                      July 10, 2052
                                                      at the age of 70 years old.


                                                      On that date you will most likely die from:

                                                      Cancer (24%)
                                                      Heart Attack (22%)
                                                      Drowning (9%)
                                                      Alien Abduction (8%)
                                                      Alcoholism (7%)
                                                      Auto-Fellatio (5%)
                                                      Third Degree Burns (5%)


                                                      what the fuck? just because I can touch my toes standing up doesn't mean I'll do that sick shit LOL

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                                                        • Midnight
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                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                          • 330
                                                          #15
                                                          Something is wrong, according to this I died last week.



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                                                            • CDSmith
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • May 2001
                                                              • 51460
                                                              #16
                                                              heh heh heh

                                                              Then what the hell are you DOING here?? Get making some funeral arrangements boyo!

                                                              Ya, I suppose the whole thing is limited greatly in it's accuracy, but it is fun.

                                                              My dad for example: He was in the merchant navy during the war(WW II), and he had tons of babes in ports all over the world, so he would have to put down a large # of sexual partners, right? BUT, in those days they had no aids or such shit. The test, for older guys like him anyway, is flawed by nature because it will factor in "risk of aids" where there was none in his day-and-age.

                                                              But it is fun
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                                                                • P Daddies
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                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                  • 7
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Jesus Christ - I have a 5% chance of dying from Auto-Fellatio...

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                                                                    • Corpsie
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                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 474
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Midnight:
                                                                      Something is wrong, according to this I died last week.
                                                                      Are you goth?
                                                                      If you're trying to objectify the subjective, you need to stop breathing.

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                                                                        • DamageX
                                                                          Marketing & Strategy
                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                          • 14293
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Equinox:
                                                                          Beat y'all !

                                                                          October 17, 2070
                                                                          at the age of 90 years old.
                                                                          You damn jock! You'll probably be one of those healthy cranky old men, living in a retirement home and annoying the hell outta everybody around, while the govt. kepps paying out your pension 30 years more than mine, You'll just be a burden to society for an extra 30 years. Hell, I'll pay for your pension and a few others' just with the VAT I pay for smokes! So you should feel VERY guilty!

                                                                          BTW, according to this I'm already dead. JK, it seems I still have some 30 years until I go, just gotta figure out what the fuck I wanna do with'em first.


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                                                                            • DamageX
                                                                              Marketing & Strategy
                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                              • 14293
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by CDSmith:
                                                                              Relax, take the test, and find out when you gonna die, and from what. I think I like the "alien abduction" possibility the best
                                                                              That might not even be that bad, I mean, anyone really died from alien abduction? Or if they've been abducted, can they prove they didn't die? Deep thoughts in the middle of insomnia.


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                                                                                • aedx
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                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                  • 289
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  oh fuckin' shit!! :|

                                                                                  i'm gonna die in 2013...
                                                                                  Cancer (26%)
                                                                                  Heart Attack (12%)
                                                                                  Suicide (10%)
                                                                                  Electrolysis (8%)
                                                                                  Alcoholism (7%)
                                                                                  Auto-Fellatio (5%)

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                                                                                    • vegasdude
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                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                      • 3649
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      December 21, 2066
                                                                                      at the age of 88 years old

                                                                                      Heart Attack (34%)
                                                                                      Cancer (27%)
                                                                                      Alcoholism (11%)
                                                                                      Loneliness (7%)
                                                                                      Contagious Disease (7%)
                                                                                      Horrible Accident (5%)

                                                                                      Hmmm guezz I have to stop drinking all those "buds"

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                                                                                        • vegasdude
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                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                          • 3649
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          to late already called my lawyer to say in the year 2066 I will ask IRS to kizz my azz and spend all their money in vegas
                                                                                          Did you fucking talk to me??!
                                                                                          Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

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                                                                                            • Eric
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                                                                                              • Dec 2000
                                                                                              • 8818
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              January 25, 2066
                                                                                              at the age of 92 years old.


                                                                                              On that date you will most likely die from:

                                                                                              Heart Attack (14%)
                                                                                              Cancer (14%)
                                                                                              Electrolysis (12%)
                                                                                              Alien Abduction (9%)
                                                                                              Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)
                                                                                              Homicide (7%)
                                                                                              Alcoholism (7%)

                                                                                              I am going to be the old fart!
                                                                                              No One

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                                                                                                • DamageX
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                                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                                  • 14293
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes:
                                                                                                  January 25, 2066
                                                                                                  at the age of 92 years old.


                                                                                                  On that date you will most likely die from:

                                                                                                  Heart Attack (14%)
                                                                                                  Cancer (14%)
                                                                                                  Electrolysis (12%)
                                                                                                  Alien Abduction (9%)
                                                                                                  Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)
                                                                                                  Homicide (7%)
                                                                                                  Alcoholism (7%)

                                                                                                  I am going to be the old fart!
                                                                                                  I think my reply to EquinoX goes for you too.



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                                                                                                    • CDSmith
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                                      • 51460
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      I did this test for my mom, over the phone the other day, just to get a laugh out of her really. She's been feeling less than good lately, her back has been hurting a lot. Well, the test said that her time to expire is June or July or something, of 2002! So, I phoned her yesterday and guess what? She's back on the treadmill gatting her daily excercise, heh heh.

                                                                                                      Good things can come from this test after all
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                                                                                                        • CDSmith
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                                                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                                                          • 51460
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Oh, and I forgot to ask you guys..... does anyone have any multi-level marketing tips for me?

                                                                                                          heh heh. Sure Lens. That's me all the way
                                                                                                          I guess any title is better than "little jerk" that I get on the AWI board.
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                                                                                                            • Defiant
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                                                                                                              • 78
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              June 5, 2033 at the age of 63 years old

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                                                                                                              Heart Attack (14%)
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                                                                                                                • CDSmith
                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                                                  • 51460
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Hey, anyone know exactly what "auto-fellatio" is, and.... how would one go about dying from it?

                                                                                                                  Maybe I'd WANT to die from that
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                                                                                                                    • CDSmith
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                                                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                                                      • 51460
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith:
                                                                                                                      Fantasyc ---
                                                                                                                      Your date with death coincides with mine pretty closely.....shall we marry?
                                                                                                                      Hmm, 3 days, no answer.... I guess that would be a "no"

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                                                                                                                        • DragonAss
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                                                                                                                          • May 2001
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by CDSmith:
                                                                                                                          I guess that would be a "no"
                                                                                                                          It has to be. If you guys married, then you would die before she did... and then she'd die of the lonliness afterall.

                                                                                                                          I reccomend just being friends.... who fuck!

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                                                                                                                            • Machine
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                                                                                                                              • Apr 2001
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              March 10, 2038
                                                                                                                              at the age of 64 years old.


                                                                                                                              On that date you will most likely die from:

                                                                                                                              Heart Attack (26%)
                                                                                                                              Cancer (20%)
                                                                                                                              Alien Abduction (9%)


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                                                                                                                                • OxHottie
                                                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 7
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  the D day is may 7,2045 I'm most likly to die from cancer(28%) or sex with an obease person(17%) cute ,hot young girl will die in 44 years from having sex with a fat guy!
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                                                                                                                                    • Dawgy
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 5856
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      hmmm

                                                                                                                                      november 19, 2047
                                                                                                                                      age 74

                                                                                                                                      Cancer (16%)
                                                                                                                                      Heart Attack (13%)
                                                                                                                                      Alcoholism (11%)
                                                                                                                                      Alien Abduction (10%)
                                                                                                                                      Auto-Fellatio (9%)
                                                                                                                                      Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (8%)
                                                                                                                                      Contagious Disease (6%)
                                                                                                                                      Suicide (6%)

                                                                                                                                      auto fellatio? hahah... damn wut a way to go
                                                                                                                                      the revolution is coming.

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                                                                                                                                        • Scarab
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 332
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          I apparently have three days to live.

                                                                                                                                          Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


                                                                                                                                          July 29, 2001
                                                                                                                                          at the age of 27 years old.


                                                                                                                                          On that date you will most likely die from:
                                                                                                                                          I'm not telling


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                                                                                                                                            • Scarab
                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 332
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Just kidding - here were the real results:

                                                                                                                                              January 22, 2038
                                                                                                                                              at the age of 64 years old.


                                                                                                                                              On that date you will most likely die from:

                                                                                                                                              Cancer (23%)
                                                                                                                                              Drowning (10%)
                                                                                                                                              Electrolysis (9%)
                                                                                                                                              Heart Attack (7%)
                                                                                                                                              Horrible Accident (7%)
                                                                                                                                              Alcoholism (6%)
                                                                                                                                              Alien Abduction (5%)

                                                                                                                                              But to be honest, that pretty much sucks anyway. I got the first ones by lying on the test - but these were real answers...

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                                                                                                                                              Fuckit - why am I in here and not working?
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                                                                                                                                                • Duke
                                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 40
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Hey midnight you are not the only one
                                                                                                                                                  I died 2 years ago in the age of 19 ?
                                                                                                                                                  hmm crazy
                                                                                                                                                  maybe I am a ghost and can fly .)
                                                                                                                                                  if u dont hear anything again from me I couldn´t

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                                                                                                                                                    • Naughty
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                      • 6482
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Mmm, seems like those close mobster-ties I have are not that good after all!
                                                                                                                                                      Farewell my fr...



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                                                                                                                                                        • Kat - Fast
                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                                          • 2303
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          August 16, 2030
                                                                                                                                                          at the age of 57 years old.

                                                                                                                                                          On that date you will most likely die from:

                                                                                                                                                          Cancer (31%)
                                                                                                                                                          Heart Attack (23%)
                                                                                                                                                          Alien Abduction (13%)
                                                                                                                                                          Suicide (5%)
                                                                                                                                                          Third Degree Burns (5%)

                                                                                                                                                          awww fuck

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