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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38938
    #1

    Educational My philosophy for many years coz i cunt a4d a vacation...



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    • CaptainHowdy
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 94722
      #2
      I love Boston Be A Man . . .

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        • VikingMan
          Exploiting human weakness
          • Jan 2008
          • 6857
          #3
          1. Position yourself in a city where there is good health care.

          2. Visit an ER and report heart attack symptoms.

          3. Enjoy morphine

          This is equal to two weeks on a tropical island.

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            • wankawonk
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2015
              • 1018
              #4
              Originally posted by VikingMan
              1. Position yourself in a city where there is good health care.

              2. Visit an ER and report heart attack symptoms.

              3. Enjoy morphine

              This is equal to two weeks on a tropical island.
              I used to get drunk to like a .24 and take an uber to the ER and tell them i'm in alcohol withdrawal.

              I'd go home with a script for a bottle of valium or librium and spend the next week benzo'd out.

              Doesn't work anymore, they're giving gabapentin now.

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