Why do all my neighbors need to know I'm testing my colon?

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  • DeadFidel
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2003
    • 6764
    #1

    Why do all my neighbors need to know I'm testing my colon?

    I mean can the CG package be more discrete...

    Dam... put a strobe on it.
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    • pornmasta
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jun 2006
      • 20017
      #2
      Testing for what ? Cancer ?
      What is CG in this context ?

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        • TheLegacy
          SEO & GEO Connoisseur
          • Apr 2003
          • 18078
          #3
          If it's the test I am thinking about then they are checking for colon cancer - which btw - is much better than having a doctor stick his finger up your ass.

          The tricky part is collecting the sample to be mailed away but it is a necessary thing that should be done maybe every 10 or so years after your mid 40's or 50.

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          Telegram: @TheLegacy54​

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            • blackmonsters
              Making PHP work
              • Nov 2002
              • 20971
              #4
              Originally posted by DeadFidel
              I mean can the CG package be more discrete...

              Dam... put a strobe on it.
              If it's discrete then how is CurrentlySober going to find it to steal your poo.

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                • blackmonsters
                  Making PHP work
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 20971
                  #5
                  Originally posted by pornmasta
                  Testing for what ? Cancer ?
                  What is CG in this context ?
                  It test to see if you have polyps and if you have polyps then a colonoscopy is recommended
                  to remove them to prevent the possibility of them being cancerous.

                  It's a non-invasive way to avoid a colonoscopy if the test is negative.

                  CurrentlySober will not like Cologuard; because you have to mail it away so he can't keep the poo for himself.

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                    • CurrentlySober
                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 38946
                      #6
                      Originally posted by blackmonsters
                      If it's discrete then how is CurrentlySober going to find it to steal your poo.

                      Originally posted by blackmonsters
                      CurrentlySober will not like Cologuard; because you have to mail it away so he can't keep the poo for himself.
                      I like to think bigger than that - You know the phrase 'Teach a man to fish'...

                      Well I wouldn't try to steal poo off of a doorstep... I'd concentrate on breaking into the address it is sent to... That way I could get the lot in one go...


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                        • pornmasta
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jun 2006
                          • 20017
                          #7
                          Originally posted by blackmonsters
                          Cologuard
                          Thanks...

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                            • Mr Pheer
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 22083
                              #8
                              Originally posted by TheLegacy
                              If it's the test I am thinking about then they are checking for colon cancer - which btw - is much better than having a doctor stick his finger up your ass.
                              The finger is for a prostate exam.

                              To check for colon cancer you get the camera snaked up your ass and through your intestines.

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