HOLY CHRIST! My place is on fire!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

Sly_RJ · 05-25-2003, 06:50 PM

I was sitting here writing up some HTML and I started to smell something real funny. I ignored it for the most part but after a couple minutes I started hearing loud noises out in the kitchen.

I hopped up from my chair and ran out towards the kitchen real quick. The closer I got, the louder the crackling noise and stronger the smell. I peeked around the corner and HOLY CHRIST my whole kitchen was on fire! What the fuck! Someone must have let the burner on!

I just called 911 and the fire engines are on their way, hopefully they'll get the fire out before the whole building gets taken down. That could be terrible. What the fuck would I do with no home and belongings? Everything I own is here. Computers, movies, games, clothes, cash... everything!

Ok, I need to get out of here before my path to the door is closed off. I just wanted to let you all know that I might not be around for the next few days.

This really sucks. I just dropped a chunk of money on a new TV, now it will be destroyed. Any donations would be appreciated.

Wish me luck!

PostWhore · 05-25-2003, 06:52 PM

are you a retard?
wtf are you doing, by wasting your time, posting on gfy?!

go spray it or something

Gary · 05-25-2003, 06:52 PM

want me to send you a smoke detector? I'll be happy to fedex you one

Spunky · 05-25-2003, 06:52 PM

Run ...Get Out of there now!

Sphinx · 05-25-2003, 06:52 PM

Be truthful : "writing up some HTML " .....you where using frontpage

Gary · 05-25-2003, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PostWhore
are you a retard?
wtf are you doing, by wasting your time, posting on gfy?!

go spray it or something

he did the right thing, how else would we know?

ztik · 05-25-2003, 06:53 PM

take some pics

asuna · 05-25-2003, 06:53 PM

house on fire, post on GFY?

TDF · 05-25-2003, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
I was sitting here writing up some HTML and I started to smell something real funny. I ignored it for the most part but after a couple minutes I started hearing loud noises out in the kitchen.

I hopped up from my chair and ran out towards the kitchen real quick. The closer I got, the louder the crackling noise and stronger the smell. I peeked around the corner and HOLY CHRIST my whole kitchen was on fire! What the fuck! Someone must have let the burner on!

I just called 911 and the fire engines are on their way, hopefully they'll get the fire out before the whole building gets taken down. That could be terrible. What the fuck would I do with no home and belongings? Everything I own is here. Computers, movies, games, clothes, cash... everything!

Ok, I need to get out of here before my path to the door is closed off. I just wanted to let you all know that I might not be around for the next few days.

This really sucks. I just dropped a chunk of money on a new TV, now it will be destroyed. Any donations would be appreciated.

Wish me luck!

you have no idea how hard im crying over here

Indeed · 05-25-2003, 06:54 PM

this is just a joke as usual

baddog · 05-25-2003, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PostWhore
are you a retard?
wtf are you doing, by wasting your time, posting on gfy?!

go spray it or something

no shit

slavdogg · 05-25-2003, 06:58 PM

the kitchen, the kitchen
the kitchen is on fire
you dont need no water, let that matha fucka burn
burn matha fucka, BURN

mrthumbs · 05-25-2003, 06:58 PM

classic.. i would do the same..

Dveron · 05-25-2003, 07:01 PM

That was pretty good Sly.

Makes me wonder sometimes when you see people posting about there whole lives on message boards. Hmmm.

nocostporn · 05-25-2003, 07:01 PM

grab those baseball cards on your way out of the inferno!

05-25-2003, 07:03 PM

You need to try to look at this with a positive attitude.

Think of it this way, now you won't have to worry about how to dispose of that dead girl you strangled and raped.

GTS Mark · 05-25-2003, 07:03 PM

Hehe whatever you do don't break connection with GFY, I want full on site details of the fire fighters putting the fire out and I want a live streaming webcam so I can cheer them on.

DH

TDF · 05-25-2003, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildick
You need to try to look at this with a positive attitude.

Think of it this way, now you won't have to worry about how to dispose of that dead girl you strangled and raped.

hahahahhahahah

psyko514 · 05-25-2003, 07:05 PM

This is actually code for "Shit, the feds found all my CP Scat sites and they're busting down my door right now".

This is the code me and Sly worked on for when it all fell apart.

Pappa · 05-25-2003, 07:08 PM

Ever heard of fire insurance?
Who gives a fuck about TVs stereos and that crap. Get out of there before you start to smell funny too.

Ohhh. Make sure you bring your cigarettes though (if you smoke that is) Standing outside watching your building burn down and not being able to have a smoke would suck rather hard. No need to bring matches though, fire have sort of been taken care of allready

EDIT: And good luck etc

Pornwolf · 05-25-2003, 07:10 PM

I hope his Real Doll doesn't melt.

Vox · 05-25-2003, 07:12 PM

GFY exclusif... I got the the pics of Sly's place on fire.

More to come.

Jer · 05-25-2003, 07:13 PM

Holy crap! I hope the fire stopped at the kitchen.

Indeed · 05-25-2003, 07:21 PM

baddog · 05-25-2003, 07:33 PM

doesn't look promising

Pipecrew · 05-25-2003, 07:37 PM

I just got off the phone with Sly_Rj's girlfriend..... I regret to inform you all he didnt make it out of the fire

he is alive though, just has severe 3rd degree burns on what they think is 98% of his body, The only thing that was not burned was Sly's 3 inch pecker, apparently it remained in his hand throughout the fire and was shielded from the intense heat.

asuna · 05-25-2003, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
I just got off the phone with Sly_Rj's girlfriend..... I regret to inform you all he didnt make it out of the fire he is alive though, just has severe 3rd degree burns on what they think is 98% of his body, The only thing that was not burned was Sly's 3 inch pecker, apparently it remained in his hand throughout the fire and was shielded from the intense heat.

the thing is we don't know if your serious or not

mrthumbs · 05-25-2003, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by asuna

the thing is we don't know if your serious or not

ofcourse he's serious!!!

xdcdave · 05-25-2003, 07:50 PM

insanity.. thats why everyone needs RAID drives.. at least the content can make it out.

however, on the off chance this is for real.. POST SOME PICS!

Vox · 05-25-2003, 07:51 PM

look at that baby burn.

05-25-2003, 07:51 PM

whoa! freaky!

chodadog · 05-25-2003, 07:52 PM

Where's the live webcam feed? You can't have a fire without live action.

MrPanama · 05-25-2003, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
I was sitting here writing up some HTML and I started to smell something real funny. I ignored it for the most part but after a couple minutes I started hearing loud noises out in the kitchen.

I hopped up from my chair and ran out towards the kitchen real quick. The closer I got, the louder the crackling noise and stronger the smell. I peeked around the corner and HOLY CHRIST my whole kitchen was on fire! What the fuck! Someone must have let the burner on!

I just called 911 and the fire engines are on their way, hopefully they'll get the fire out before the whole building gets taken down. That could be terrible. What the fuck would I do with no home and belongings? Everything I own is here. Computers, movies, games, clothes, cash... everything!

Ok, I need to get out of here before my path to the door is closed off. I just wanted to let you all know that I might not be around for the next few days.

This really sucks. I just dropped a chunk of money on a new TV, now it will be destroyed. Any donations would be appreciated.

Wish me luck!

Wow now thats a die hard GFY fan.......Place burning down around him as he posts one last time on the board.

Pappa · 05-25-2003, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog
Where's the live webcam feed? You can't have a fire without live action.

true

KRL · 05-25-2003, 08:05 PM

Let's all sing along together.

NoCarrier · 05-25-2003, 08:07 PM

OH SHIT!! HE'S ON FIRE!

xdcdave · 05-25-2003, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Let's all sing along together.

Now that's a find KRL!

KRL · 05-25-2003, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xdcdave

Now that's a find KRL!

You got to assume Sly is prankin here. No one in their right mind would take time to post on GFY hopefully if their house was on fire.

Though come to think of it, many people here are not in their right minds all the time.

LadyMischief · 05-25-2003, 08:14 PM

Hope everything's ok Sly babe.

Manny The Tranny · 05-25-2003, 08:16 PM

<h1>Go start throwing some gasoline on it..

Liquid puts fires out

</h1>

cash69 · 05-25-2003, 08:20 PM

now that's what you call being addicted to this message board

"what you gonna do with your last 60 seconds before you die"

"POST ON GFY!"

nemesis · 05-25-2003, 09:09 PM

I wonder if his son will register tomorrow and tell us that his father burned when reading gfy...

psyko514 · 05-25-2003, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nemesis
I wonder if his son will register tomorrow and tell us that his father burned when reading gfy...

hahaha... i was thinking the exact same thing, but couldn't figure out how to put it into words.

Kimmykim · 05-25-2003, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
I hopped up from my chair and ran out towards the kitchen real quick. The closer I got, the louder the crackling noise and stronger the smell. I peeked around the corner and HOLY CHRIST my whole kitchen was on fire! What the fuck! Someone must have let the burner on!

Maybe I'm confused here but how does a man confined to a wheelchair hop up and run anywhere?

nofx · 05-25-2003, 09:18 PM

jump into the flames and kill yourself, first you can watch your flesh boil off.

AngelAllgood · 05-25-2003, 10:02 PM

baddog · 05-25-2003, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim

Maybe I'm confused here but how does a man confined to a wheelchair hop up and run anywhere?

You never know, fire can be a very strong incentive.

goBigtime · 05-25-2003, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

This really sucks. I just dropped a chunk of money on a new TV, now it will be destroyed. Any donations would be appreciated.

Wish me luck!

Damn. This industry must be getting bad if were having to burn our houses down

L0stMind · 05-25-2003, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim

Maybe I'm confused here but how does a man confined to a wheelchair hop up and run anywhere?

HAhahaha!!! Wouldnt it be funny if it was the insurance company investigators setting the fire to see how he got away?

The next day he'll get a letter in the mail:

"CLAIM DENIED"

hahahaha.

(seriously, if your place is on fire dude - dont post, put out the flames!)

dennisthemenace · 05-25-2003, 10:27 PM

you're either the fastist typist on the planet or you're a crispy dude

05-25-2003, 06:50 PM	#1
Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	HOLY CHRIST! My place is on fire!!! I was sitting here writing up some HTML and I started to smell something real funny. I ignored it for the most part but after a couple minutes I started hearing loud noises out in the kitchen. I hopped up from my chair and ran out towards the kitchen real quick. The closer I got, the louder the crackling noise and stronger the smell. I peeked around the corner and HOLY CHRIST my whole kitchen was on fire! What the fuck! Someone must have let the burner on! I just called 911 and the fire engines are on their way, hopefully they'll get the fire out before the whole building gets taken down. That could be terrible. What the fuck would I do with no home and belongings? Everything I own is here. Computers, movies, games, clothes, cash... everything! Ok, I need to get out of here before my path to the door is closed off. I just wanted to let you all know that I might not be around for the next few days. This really sucks. I just dropped a chunk of money on a new TV, now it will be destroyed. Any donations would be appreciated. Wish me luck! __________________ PHAT SERVERS - Quality dedicated hosting at a quality price! sly AT phatservers DOT com - 147479144

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