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TheAmericanCannibal · 03-04-2024, 09:02 PM

Crazy.
I was called yesterday by a producer looking to do a deep dive on Chris Mallick.
Told him good luck. There’s no story there. No one will
Talk to him, not will they find any people close to him now that will speak. Not to mention, there is no archival footage what do you guys think? I want no part of
It.

Mr Pheer · 03-05-2024, 12:15 AM

I doubt anyone would care to begin with. Some pornographers got ripped off, big deal. Nobody is going to give a shit.

King Mark · 03-05-2024, 12:24 AM

I still remember that database of epass usernames and passwords leaking here, and I checked and them shits worked.

Thankfully I'm not a thief, but...

fuzebox · 03-05-2024, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

I doubt anyone would care to begin with. Some pornographers got ripped off, big deal. Nobody is going to give a shit.

He was a big name to those of us who were around back then, but no one else will give a shit about a guy who embezzeled dark-web-paypal funds in 2010. It wasn't even the biggest financial scandal in adult over the last 15 years, and since then the internet has exploded in size and there are plenty of mainstream scammers and thieves who would get more attention for a documentary.

lezinterracial · 03-05-2024, 10:27 AM

Been a long time. Is he up to something new?

just a punk · 03-05-2024, 11:07 AM

lezinterracial · 03-05-2024, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by just a punk

Funny scene. Visa/Mastercard/Amazon can't process a credit card transaction online?

pornmasta · 03-05-2024, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by just a punk

how much is this exaggerated ?

Alex21 · 03-05-2024, 06:39 PM

I was approached by a NBC reporter back in 2020.. won't say how they got my deets.. not interested then.. not interested now

ANAL PASTE · 03-05-2024, 10:25 PM

Is he still alive? He must have settled with Israeli's out of court and kept all of his limbs.

just a punk · 03-06-2024, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

how much is this exaggerated ?

Ask Chris. That's his movie... AFAIK many members of this board are the official co-producers

Wautier · 03-06-2024, 01:24 PM

I'm not sure who tells more fibs, you or Steve Lightspeed...

CaptainHowdy · 03-06-2024, 02:04 PM

. . .

pornmasta · 03-06-2024, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by just a punk

Ask Chris. That's his movie... AFAIK many members of this board are the official co-producers

Me too, but i lost like $20.
It could have been more.

pornmasta · 03-06-2024, 05:25 PM

Good to know: "the social network" was released at about the same time.
It makes this scene look like a parody

TheAmericanCannibal · 03-06-2024, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Wautier

I'm not sure who tells more fibs, you or Steve Lightspeed...

That's laughable
You obviously don't know me.

It's all good, Haterade is good. Keep drinking

DukeSkywalker · 03-06-2024, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

Crazy.
I was called yesterday by a producer looking to do a deep dive on Chris Mallick.
Told him good luck. There’s no story there. No one will
Talk to him, not will they find any people close to him now that will speak. Not to mention, there is no archival footage what do you guys think? I want no part of
It.

I remember the dvd in the giant “this sucks” bin at a walgreens for 2 bucks.

NETbilling · 03-06-2024, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

I remember the dvd in the giant “this sucks” bin at a walgreens for 2 bucks.

It was garbage for sure

DukeSkywalker · 03-06-2024, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by NETbilling

It was garbage for sure

The only thing I really remember about the entire fiasco is we had just put money in there and swoosh. That was that lol

Brad Mitchell · 03-08-2024, 05:04 PM

Mojo lost around 8k but we had clients lose tens of thousands and some more than 100k. In the end we got very lucky, we had a viable ACH withdrawal method, and I was able to help some clients get their funds out before it completely failed.

Brad

brassmonkey · 03-08-2024, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell

Mojo lost around 8k but we had clients lose tens of thousands and some more than 100k. In the end we got very lucky, we had a viable ACH withdrawal method, and I was able to help some clients get their funds out before it completely failed.

Brad

i know the guy that made smart plugs.... he lost over 20......

Forest · 03-09-2024, 03:51 PM

What’s the statute of limitations on what he did? Must be over if he is making a movie

jscott · 03-09-2024, 09:25 PM

i got my $$ out before he Mallick'd everyone. But damn this guy, met him once, arrogant as fuck, and his theft from so many peers, dude should be rotting away in a prison cell.

AMDWarrior · 03-12-2024, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by lezinterracial

Been a long time. Is he up to something new?

Prolly jail..

Mr Pheer · 03-12-2024, 05:32 PM

I knew to stay far far away because I knew Chris from Epoch, before he started epass.

AFF tried to get me to switch my payments to them... I flat out said no way, I know Chris

J. Falcon · 03-12-2024, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Forest

What’s the statute of limitations on what he did? Must be over if he is making a movie

Who said he's making a movie?

mechanicvirus · 03-13-2024, 10:53 AM

I can see the Mallick story gaining some interest if it had an HBO or Netflix style docu-series thing going for it.

Episode 1 would be the history lesson of online porn at the time and how Mallick got epass going.

Episode 2 would be how epass was making money hand over fist (gotta have at least one former porn exec in a $3,000 suit on camera going "we made so much money, it made the mafia jealous").

Episode 3 is where the wheels start coming off, we find out he wanted to get into movies, taking the money to become a producer. They will go into how he got his way into mainstream Hollywood. Maybe have a scene where it's an empty chair for 15 seconds then a guy sits down. He goes "Should I really be talking about this?".

Episode 4 is when the average GFY affiliates are interviewed with our faces cut out, voices changed going "That day I woke up, I felt something was up, and when I went to withdraw my money, I knew something was wrong".

Episode 5 will be the "10 years later" epilogue where we find out he's still getting producer credits and no one really cares this happened.

03-04-2024, 09:02 PM	#1
TheAmericanCannibal Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 3,075	Chris Mallick Documentary Crazy. I was called yesterday by a producer looking to do a deep dive on Chris Mallick. Told him good luck. There’s no story there. No one will Talk to him, not will they find any people close to him now that will speak. Not to mention, there is no archival footage what do you guys think? I want no part of It.

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03-08-2024, 05:04 PM	#20
Brad Mitchell Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southfield, MI Posts: 9,730	Mojo lost around 8k but we had clients lose tens of thousands and some more than 100k. In the end we got very lucky, we had a viable ACH withdrawal method, and I was able to help some clients get their funds out before it completely failed. Brad __________________ President at MojoHost \| brad at mojohost dot com \| Skype MojoHostBrad 69 industry awards for hosting and professional excellence since 1999

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Forest Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hollywood Fl. Posts: 8,898	What’s the statute of limitations on what he did? Must be over if he is making a movie

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jscott jscizzle Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Taipei Posts: 23,159	i got my $$ out before he Mallick'd everyone. But damn this guy, met him once, arrogant as fuck, and his theft from so many peers, dude should be rotting away in a prison cell. __________________ “If you think tough men are dangerous, wait until you see what weak men are capable of.” —Jordan B. Peterson Listen to Pomp tell why is Bitcoin important

03-12-2024, 05:32 PM	#25
Mr Pheer Mark Osterholt Sucks Cock Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In your AirBNB Posts: 18,210	I knew to stay far far away because I knew Chris from Epoch, before he started epass. AFF tried to get me to switch my payments to them... I flat out said no way, I know Chris

03-13-2024, 10:53 AM	#27
mechanicvirus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern California Posts: 3,276	I can see the Mallick story gaining some interest if it had an HBO or Netflix style docu-series thing going for it. Episode 1 would be the history lesson of online porn at the time and how Mallick got epass going. Episode 2 would be how epass was making money hand over fist (gotta have at least one former porn exec in a $3,000 suit on camera going "we made so much money, it made the mafia jealous"). Episode 3 is where the wheels start coming off, we find out he wanted to get into movies, taking the money to become a producer. They will go into how he got his way into mainstream Hollywood. Maybe have a scene where it's an empty chair for 15 seconds then a guy sits down. He goes "Should I really be talking about this?". Episode 4 is when the average GFY affiliates are interviewed with our faces cut out, voices changed going "That day I woke up, I felt something was up, and when I went to withdraw my money, I knew something was wrong". Episode 5 will be the "10 years later" epilogue where we find out he's still getting producer credits and no one really cares this happened.