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  • adultinnovation
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    • Mar 2019
    • 5344
    #1

    Elvis Presley died taking a shit

    The 'All Shook Up' singer was sitting on the toilet, straining very hard to have a bowel movement — a maneuver that put a great amount of pressure on his heart and aorta. Thus, leading health professionals to believe that he likely died of a massive heart attack and keeled over onto the floor.


    Can you imagine being such an obese, drugged up pig that you end up killing yourself while trying to take a shit?
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    • Huggles
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      • Feb 2003
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        • LouiseLloyd
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          • Mar 2010
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          #3
          Originally posted by Huggles
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          Elvis had nearly 15kg of shit inside him when he died, and at first it was thought that he died of constipation.

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              • Nov 2003
              • 32195
              #4
              That's one thing we all have in common: death

              No matter how different we are in income, education, personal class, experience, social circles, ethnicity, etc etc, we will ALL DIE

              Death is death, I wouldn't judge Elvis too harshly for dying on the toilet given how much joy he's given people through his art.

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                • plsureking
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                  • Aug 2003
                  • 4904
                  #5
                  can you imagine just now learning how Elvis died?

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                    • LeRoy
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                        • Retiree
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                          • May 2012
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                          #7
                          Originally posted by adultinnovation
                          Can you imagine being such an obese
                          You know that 80% of US population is bigger than he was, many even twice as big or bigger, right?
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                            • plsureking
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                              • Aug 2003
                              • 4904
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Retiree
                              You know that 80% of US population is bigger than he was, many even twice as big or bigger, right?
                              for sure

                              the Elvis movie from 2022 is pretty good. they basically blame all the bad things on the Colonel lol. he played in Vegas for 25 years tho. most stories make it seem like it was a 5 year career. he just wasted away over decades. imagine if he hit his full potential.




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                                • TheLegacy
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                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 18078
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by adultinnovation
                                  The 'All Shook Up' singer was sitting on the toilet, straining very hard to have a bowel movement — a maneuver that put a great amount of pressure on his heart and aorta. Thus, leading health professionals to believe that he likely died of a massive heart attack and keeled over onto the floor.


                                  Can you imagine being such an obese, drugged up pig that you end up killing yourself while trying to take a shit?

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                                        • adultinnovation
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                                          • Mar 2019
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                                          There's a bit of the king in all of us..

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                                            • mrmarlowe
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                                              • Jan 2009
                                              • 460
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by adultinnovation
                                              The 'All Shook Up' singer was sitting on the toilet, straining very hard to have a bowel movement — a maneuver that put a great amount of pressure on his heart and aorta. Thus, leading health professionals to believe that he likely died of a massive heart attack and keeled over onto the floor.


                                              Can you imagine being such an obese, drugged up pig that you end up killing yourself while trying to take a shit?
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                                                • JesseQuinn
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                                                  • Aug 2012
                                                  • 6620
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by LouiseLloyd
                                                  Elvis had nearly 15kg of shit inside him when he died
                                                  how is that even possible?

                                                  yesterday I took my cats to the V.E.T. (a word so awful it cannot be spoken) for their yearly checkups

                                                  my youngest (she REALLY likes her food; she will eat anything, even fucks with my salad) weighed in at 14 lbs. she's not 'fat' exactly, as she scampers around a lot, but she has a large frame and a bit of a tummy

                                                  15 kg would be more than twice the weight of my gyal, and she's mighty hefty lugging her in her cat carrier

                                                  15 kg of shit in his colon? that's like what, 30 lbs or so?

                                                  if true, dang. either way, what an embarrassing way to go out
                                                  throwing molotav cocktails at the precinct

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                                                    • hottoddy
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                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 3049
                                                      #14
                                                      It's fairly common for people to die on the toilet ...

                                                      ...strokes, heart attacks, aneurysms, embolisms, prolapse hemorrhage ...

                                                      ... straining on the pot puts a lot of stress on the system, especially is there are pre-existing conditions. So, take your fiber and drink lots of water!
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                                                        • CaptainHowdy
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                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 94727
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by adultinnovation
                                                          There's a bit of the king in all of us..

                                                          Nomsayin'
                                                          I empty my bowels on a daily basis so no . .

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                                                            • pornmasta
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                                                              • Jun 2006
                                                              • 20016
                                                              #16
                                                              I wish Elvis ate more fibers

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                                                                • lezinterracial
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                                                                  • Jul 2012
                                                                  • 3117
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by LouiseLloyd


                                                                  Elvis had nearly 15kg of shit inside him when he died, and at first it was thought that he died of constipation.
                                                                  I used to hear the same about John Wayne. I thought it was something vegans said to get people to stop eating meat.
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