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Old 01-16-2024, 01:19 AM   #1
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:stoned Dick pic thread

Haha just kidding.

Seriously though, why is it, in 2024, there is no Medical AI that if you took a pic of a rash or a cut on your dick, and get an assessment or prescription for meds.

I was wasted and zippered up my cock when commando a few years ago, the metal of the zipper pinched my dickhead and actual caused a gash. It was extremely painful and I though my dick as going to rot off for like a week. I swear it was infected and all fucked up for like 3 days, and after I just showered and poured rum on my dick after the shower, it seemed to get better. Would have been nice if I could have shown my dick to a computer and asked it for a second opinion. I stayed drunk and high the entire time and watched the Lord of the Rings extended. Fucking great movies.
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Old 01-16-2024, 04:38 AM   #2
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Medical AI, I bet it's coming soon. Although I personally would rather deal with a real human. And holy shit you got zipperdicked like Stiller on that one movie!!! OUCH!

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Old 01-16-2024, 04:52 AM   #3
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With the quality of phone cameras these days, they can zoom in so far it's unbelievable. Soon, they'll even be able to zoom in on your lil pecker and make your dream a reality.
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Why depend on AI when it would be easier and cheaper to release a
Series of videos on Youtube on how to properly operate complex machinery such as zippers?

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Why depend on AI when it would be easier and cheaper to release a
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Problem solved
It is easy to zip up your junk if you have an ample amount to get stuck in the zipper, maybe you don't have that problem?
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It is easy to zip up your junk if you have an ample amount to get stuck in the zipper, maybe you don't have that problem?
No, I groom myself so it's not a problem.
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