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TheLegacy · 01-20-2024, 06:50 AM

So my friend - saw this and had to post. Not sure if you qualify but I provided links below to article in New York Post

Good luck ol Friend.....

According to Human Microbes, prospective poop donors must be in the “tiny 0.1% of people who are still healthy enough to qualify as a high-quality stool donor,” per the site. This means being in “exceptional physical and mental health” — top athletes are best — and under 30, although there is no minimum age requirement. Minimal antibiotic usage is also a must, so you don’t upset the balance of the fecal system.

The selective criteria certainly mean most applications will go down the toilet. In fact, despite screening 26,000 potential donors, Human Microbes still hasn’t found the supply of high-quality donors they’re looking for — hence the $500 per poop financial incentive.

The requirements may seem stringent, however, Human Microbes says selectiveness is essential given deteriorating health levels nationwide. “Chronic disease and general poor health have been drastically increasing over the past decades to the point where the vast majority of the population is now extremely unhealthy,” they write. “It goes well beyond a single generation being a little overweight due to eating too much.”

https://nypost.com/2022/10/28/i-disc...ar-by-pooping/

The actual URL https://www.humanmicrobes.org/

Mr Pheer · 01-20-2024, 07:31 AM

According to the first paragraph, he doesn't qualify.

I'm sure he'd love to help them collect the samples though.

TheLegacy · 01-20-2024, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

According to the first paragraph, he doesn't qualify.

I'm sure he'd love to help them collect the samples though.

Question is - Does it have to be his poop?? He is pretty creative so I'm sure he'll find a way or person who'll help and do a split. They poop - he collects and sends it in - so maybe a 70 - 30 split

CurrentlySober · 01-21-2024, 07:56 AM

The problem wouldn't be collecting the poo... It would be letting go of it at the end... I cry when my nurses make me flush my own, so i couldn't let a collection of poo, that I had lovingly collected and curated, be sent away to someone else...

Somethings in life are more impootant than money...

pornguy · 01-22-2024, 06:03 AM

Just post on pintrest. Ask any tiktoker

01-20-2024, 06:50 AM	#1
TheLegacy I'm Bi-sexy Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Brantford, Ontario Posts: 14,561	CurrentlySober - Earn up to $180,000 per year by pooping So my friend - saw this and had to post. Not sure if you qualify but I provided links below to article in New York Post Good luck ol Friend..... According to Human Microbes, prospective poop donors must be in the “tiny 0.1% of people who are still healthy enough to qualify as a high-quality stool donor,” per the site. This means being in “exceptional physical and mental health” — top athletes are best — and under 30, although there is no minimum age requirement. Minimal antibiotic usage is also a must, so you don’t upset the balance of the fecal system. The selective criteria certainly mean most applications will go down the toilet. In fact, despite screening 26,000 potential donors, Human Microbes still hasn’t found the supply of high-quality donors they’re looking for — hence the $500 per poop financial incentive. The requirements may seem stringent, however, Human Microbes says selectiveness is essential given deteriorating health levels nationwide. “Chronic disease and general poor health have been drastically increasing over the past decades to the point where the vast majority of the population is now extremely unhealthy,” they write. “It goes well beyond a single generation being a little overweight due to eating too much.” https://nypost.com/2022/10/28/i-disc...ar-by-pooping/ The actual URL https://www.humanmicrobes.org/ __________________ Robert "TheLegacy" Warren Skype: robjameswarren RobertWarrenSEO.com

01-21-2024, 07:56 AM	#4
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01-22-2024, 06:03 AM	#5
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01-20-2024, 07:31 AM	#2
Mr Pheer Mark Osterholt Sucks Cock Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In your AirBNB Posts: 18,257	According to the first paragraph, he doesn't qualify. I'm sure he'd love to help them collect the samples though.