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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38957

    #1

    I'm at the doctor's about to get a prostate exam .. Any tips?

    I've brought flowers and box of chocolates... Anything else???


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  • escorpio
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    • Oct 2002
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    #2
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    • Valentin
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      • TheLegacy
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        • Apr 2003
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        • The Porn Nerd
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          • Jun 2009
          • 19788

          #5
          Um....no 'tips' okay? If the Dr says 'just the tip' RUN.

          Good luck mate.
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          • CurrentlySober
            Too lazy to wipe my ass
            • Aug 2002
            • 38957

            #6
            Well, that wasn't as bad as I expected to be truthful. In & Out in just a few minutes (pun intended) - He even gave me some free drugs, so i cunt complain!



            Good news is that its just 'enlarged' - But nothing that isn't to be expected for a man of my age - He says that it isn't cancerous. So I just need to take the meds and in a month, it should be back to normal size ! Yay!


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            • seksi
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              • Dec 2002
              • 312

              #7
              Originally posted by The Porn Nerd
              Um....no 'tips' okay? If the Dr says 'just the tip' RUN.

              Good luck mate.
              You might want more than just the tip to properly involve the prostate...

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              • Cameltoepro
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                • Sep 2012
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                #8
                He is only going to put the tip in?
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                • Klen
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 32235

                  #9
                  I still remember my last exam, it was damn painful. At the moment, i realized why girls are not fan of anal.

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                  • Zen-
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                    • Jul 2014
                    • 161

                    #10
                    Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                    Good news is that its just 'enlarged' - But nothing that isn't to be expected for a man of my age - He says that it isn't cancerous. So I just need to take the meds and in a month, it should be back to normal size ! Yay!
                    Have you tried whacking one out since taking Tamsulosin?
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                    • CurrentlySober
                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 38957

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Zen-
                      Have you tried whacking one out since taking Tamsulosin?
                      I haven't even taken my first tablet yet... Only got them a few hours ago.

                      From what I've read, it leads to 'Dry Orgasm' - All the sensation, but no semen...

                      Sounds good actually - I may dust off my HP Reverb G2, & take up VR Porn again - I didn't like the mess when cum flew everywhere...


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                      • pornmasta
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                        • Jun 2006
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by CurrentlySober

                        Good news is that its just 'enlarged' - !
                        Can i ask you your symptoms?

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                        • SkynetHosting
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                          #13
                          The most important thing during the exam is not to feel both hands on your back.

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                          • CurrentlySober
                            Too lazy to wipe my ass
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 38957

                            #14
                            Originally posted by pornmasta
                            Can i ask you your symptoms?
                            Sure. Takes a while to start to pee, and the flow is very weak. Just a pathetic dribble, stopping and starting multiple times until 'Finished' - The entire 'event' takes about 3 or 4 times as long as it should do, & despite waiting for an extra 30 seconds to have a good shake & get anything out that's still 'in the tubes' you still piss yourself a little bit after you have put your cock away...

                            I gotta admit that I do kinda like that last bit though, as it makes my balls feel tingly !

                            Its just the prostate 'squeezing' the urine tube and making it difficult to release what's in your bladder... Overall, no biggy, but it kinda creeps up on you over time, so gradual you don't even realise its happening... Then, before you know it, you are basically pissing yourself all the time!

                            Great Fun, but apparently considered to be unacceptable in polite society...


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                            • CurrentlySober
                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 38957

                              #15
                              Originally posted by SkynetHosting
                              The most important thing during the exam is not to feel both hands on your back.


                              Good one


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                              • The Porn Nerd
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                                • Jun 2009
                                • 19788

                                #16
                                Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                Well, that wasn't as bad as I expected to be truthful. In & Out in just a few minutes (pun intended) - He even gave me some free drugs, so i cunt complain!
                                Ahh how many times have I heard a girl say that?
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                                • CaptainHowdy
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                                  • Dec 2004
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by The Porn Nerd
                                  Ahh how many times have I heard a girl say that?
                                  . . .

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                                  • CurrentlySober
                                    Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                    • Aug 2002
                                    • 38957

                                    #18
                                    https://www.baus.org.uk/_userfiles/p...flets/IPSS.pdf

                                    If anyone's interested take a look at this sheet. Answer the questions 1 thru 7, and add up the numbers you circled. Ideally your score will be zero - I scored 23...

                                    Poost your score if you like...

                                    By the way, I DID answer Zero to ONE of the questions... But it was the 'quality of life' question right at the end... And that one doesn't count towards your score...


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                                    • CurrentlySober
                                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 38957

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by The Porn Nerd
                                      Ahh how many times have I heard a girl say that?


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                                      • redwhiteandblue
                                        Bollocks
                                        • Jun 2007
                                        • 2793

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                        https://www.baus.org.uk/_userfiles/p...flets/IPSS.pdf

                                        If anyone's interested take a look at this sheet. Answer the questions 1 thru 7, and add up the numbers you circled. Ideally your score will be zero - I scored 23...

                                        Poost your score if you like...

                                        By the way, I DID answer Zero to ONE of the questions... But it was the 'quality of life' question right at the end... And that one doesn't count towards your score...
                                        Is it intentional that it's called the I-PSS score which sounds quite a lot like the I PISS score?
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                                        • CurrentlySober
                                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 38957

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by redwhiteandblue
                                          Is it intentional that it's called the I-PSS score which sounds quite a lot like the I PISS score?
                                          Yes, completely intentional. I believe it was originally called the "I-PSS in my pants after urinating score", but they found that to be a little long...


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                                          • CurrentlySober
                                            Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                            • Aug 2002
                                            • 38957

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Klen
                                            I still remember my last exam, it was damn painful. At the moment, i realized why girls are not fan of anal.
                                            I cant say I found it 'Painful' - More 'Peculiar' than anything else, but I'm certainly not rushing to repeat the experience...


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                                            • TheLegacy
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                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 18101

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                              https://www.baus.org.uk/_userfiles/p...flets/IPSS.pdf

                                              If anyone's interested take a look at this sheet. Answer the questions 1 thru 7, and add up the numbers you circled. Ideally your score will be zero - I scored 23...

                                              Poost your score if you like...

                                              By the way, I DID answer Zero to ONE of the questions... But it was the 'quality of life' question right at the end... And that one doesn't count towards your score...

                                              Mine was 5. Then again I drink a lot of coffee and water throughout the day

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                                              • cordoba
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                                                • Feb 2010
                                                • 1363

                                                #24
                                                I have the same thing, and needing to go toilet all the time is getting to be a real pain. I have tried drugs and they didn't help. There are some new surgical techniques that look quite promising.

                                                https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/art...arged-prostate

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                                                • Spunky
                                                  I need a beer
                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                  • 133986

                                                  #25
                                                  Never fun but necessary for all men. still relying on bloodwork for symptoms but know it's not the same as being probed I'm still a virgin after all these years

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                                                    #26
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                                                    • huey
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                                                      • Apr 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      Face the wall, and put your knees to your chest.
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                                                      • CurrentlySober
                                                        Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                        • 38957

                                                        #28
                                                        Thought I'd just drop a little update.

                                                        Pills have really kicked in now, and I'm back to normal - You dont realise how bad it has become, because it happens so slowly.

                                                        So my only advice is that if you are having any problems like I described in this thread - Just go and see the doctor - The drugs do work, and the exam isn't that bad - Good health everyone


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                                                        • Look Chang
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                                                          • Sep 2010
                                                          • 18262

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by The Porn Nerd
                                                          Ahh how many times have I heard a girl say that?
                                                          Many times, my gf says: "Once more, please . . ."

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                                                          • Look Chang
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                                                            • Sep 2010
                                                            • 18262

                                                            #30
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                                                            • jscott
                                                              jscizzle
                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                              • 25415

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                              So my only advice is that if you are having any problems like I described in this thread - Just go and see the doctor - The drugs do work, and the exam isn't that bad - Good health everyone
                                                              Great advice thanks CS and hope all goes well with you.
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                                                              • 2MuchMark
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                                                                • Aug 2004
                                                                • 50991

                                                                #32
                                                                Glad to hear you are ok CS. Cheers.

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                                                                • CurrentlySober
                                                                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                  • 38957

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by jscott
                                                                  Great advice thanks CS and hope all goes well with you.
                                                                  Originally posted by 2MuchMark
                                                                  Glad to hear you are ok CS. Cheers.
                                                                  Yup, all good - Just wish I'd had it done sooner...



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                                                                  • just a punk
                                                                    So fuckin' bored
                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                    • 32393

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                    I've brought flowers and box of chocolates... Anything else???
                                                                    Just relax and try to think about eternity.
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                                                                    • redwhiteandblue
                                                                      Bollocks
                                                                      • Jun 2007
                                                                      • 2793

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                      Yup, all good - Just wish I'd had it done sooner...
                                                                      Well, you only had to ask....
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