Warning: Running may result in blood clots on your ding dong and it may fall off

**CurrentlySober** · 11-18-2023, 12:45 AM

i cunt a4da ding dong...

i only have a ding....

**DVTimes** · 11-18-2023, 12:49 AM

Originally posted by CurrentlySober

i cunt a4da ding dong...

i only have a ding....

Police keep arresting me for having a deadly weapon in my pants.

I got banned from a naturist park as I kept tripping over my ding dong.

**VikingMan** · 11-18-2023, 02:11 AM

Take a boron supplement and put a cup of Borax in your bath water twice a week. I'm 49 years old and I still wake up with rock hard erections.

**CaptainHowdy** · 11-18-2023, 04:06 AM

If at 44 you hadn't made fair use of your cock enough to be chopped off you might as well had been born without one . . .

**CurrentlySober** · 11-18-2023, 10:28 AM

**pornmasta** · 11-20-2023, 07:21 AM

Originally posted by CurrentlySober

i cunt a4da ding dong...

i only have a ding....

I only have a dung 🙄

**TheLegacy** · 11-22-2023, 07:49 AM

That may explain why Im hung like a light switch

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