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  • titmowse
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 5320

    #1

    Contest for GFYer's only!

    The first five webmasters to answer our sexual trivia question correctly will win an exclusive story to go along with your gallery. A story makes your gallery unique and enhances the surfer's erotic experience.

    To show our love and respect for all you wonderful GFY members, we are offering this value for FREE to the first five people to answer this trivia question correctly:

    How long can a sperm live outside the male body?

    email your answers to: [email protected]

    hope this ain't too spammy. oh, and if you want an example of what kind of story we might write for your gallery, look here.



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  • Susan
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2001
    • 772

    #2
    Depends if you spit or swallow
    Stupid Spice

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    • Tam
      Rude Bitch
      • Jan 2001
      • 8534

      #3
      Also depends on whether you mean if you mean by "outside the male body" does this inclue inside the vagina or just flying out in the sheets somewhere. LOL

      Tam

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      • titmowse
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2001
        • 5320

        #4
        heehee so true susan.

        we have our first winner...EQUINOX!

        tit
        I still love everybody

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        • titmowse
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2001
          • 5320

          #5
          tam, you're silly. i thought only bill clinton could spin that "what do you mean by mean" junk. guess i was waaaay wrong! heehee
          I still love everybody

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          • Tam
            Rude Bitch
            • Jan 2001
            • 8534

            #6
            well excuse me but if it's in my vagina then it is damn well outside the man's body.... right? LMAO

            Tam

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            • RedShoe
              赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
              • Feb 2001
              • 14831

              #7
              I just emailed my answers. I hope, I'm right, and I hope I win.

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              • Rip
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2001
                • 1456

                #8
                It depends who's sperm it is

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                • playa
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 6432

                  #9
                  whats the answer?

                  i think sperm dies when it hits outside air?

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                  • Red
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2000
                    • 518

                    #10
                    Yes folks it's true. 5 of you lucky people will have a story written for your gallery by me and the Mowse. So think back to your high school sex-ed class and send those answers in.

                    Red

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                    Because Adult writing is more than just dirty words.

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                    • RedShoe
                      赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 14831

                      #11
                      Hey, my email just bounced.
                      And I know the answer. Damn.

                      Tit ICQ me.

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                      • X37375787

                        #12
                        Thanks for the standing ovations ! I know I am the hero ! Got straight A's in biology

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                        • Susan
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 772

                          #13
                          Theres more than one true answer
                          Stupid Spice

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                          • Tam
                            Rude Bitch
                            • Jan 2001
                            • 8534

                            #14
                            http://[email protected]/

                            cause tit put her email up like this Redshoe........ is this how you copy/pasted it? rotfl

                            HURRY RUN............ rotfl

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                            • titmowse
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 5320

                              #15
                              okay. we have our winners:
                              Equinox
                              Susan
                              Gem
                              Tam
                              Redshoe


                              congratulations to you lucky souls. we are happy to enhance your efforts!

                              love,
                              tit

                              [This message has been edited by titmowse (edited 07-13-2001).]
                              I still love everybody

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                              • Susan
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2001
                                • 772

                                #16
                                Ha Ha I won

                                titmowse - don't count my entry, give to a more needy person.


                                Stupid Spice

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                                • titmowse
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 5320

                                  #17
                                  for reals susan? i want to be fair.
                                  I still love everybody

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                                  • titmowse
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 2001
                                    • 5320

                                    #18
                                    okay, our final winner is...KEEV. congrats keev!

                                    love,
                                    tit
                                    I still love everybody

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                                    • Gemini
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 7183

                                      #19
                                      Sex Ed?! We had Health class that taught you how to wash properly and what smoke looked like inhaled thru a cloth! Do you mean they had taught more than that somewhere back in the dark ages?

                                      Gem*...always in the wrong place for good classes...


                                      But I won somehow!

                                      Thanks girlfriends! Appreciate it very much!!
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                                      • titmowse
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2001
                                        • 5320

                                        #20
                                        no prob miss gem. always happy to help.

                                        stay tuned to this board for more ErotiCopy contests!



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                                        listen here
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                                        • Red
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2000
                                          • 518

                                          #21
                                          Congratulations to the winners.

                                          Tit,
                                          Do your best for everybody.

                                          Red

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                                          Eroticopy
                                          Because Adult writing is more than just dirty words.

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                                          • titmowse
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jan 2001
                                            • 5320

                                            #22
                                            i'll kick their asses with our story content red....but you knew that already!



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                                            A revolution in adult content: EROTICOPY
                                            listen here
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                                            • RedShoe
                                              赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
                                              • Feb 2001
                                              • 14831

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Tam:
                                              http://[email protected]/

                                              cause tit put her email up like this Redshoe........ is this how you copy/pasted it? rotfl

                                              HURRY RUN............ rotfl

                                              No TAM!! :P

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                                              • DarkJedi
                                                No Refunds Issued.
                                                • Feb 2001
                                                • 28301

                                                #24
                                                well, whats the answer ???

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                                                • titmowse
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 5320

                                                  #25
                                                  oh, you want an answer? gosh...silly me! here ya go:

                                                  "When sperm is ejaculated it's in a gel-like, viscous substance. Within five to 15 minutes it liquifies. This gel phase is probably a mechanism to protect the sperm cells in the initial phase of ejaculation. No one knows for sure why it comes out like this. It's only after it liquifies that it really becomes mobile."

                                                  There is some variation with the liquefaction; sperm can take 30 minutes to get going. According to Dr Brody, sperm in a test tube is still moving between 8 and 24 hours after a sample has been given. Sperm held in the mouth will not be damaged as long as it's protected in its gel-like form. "If you check sperm in the vagina two hours after intercourse then most of them are immobilised," says Dr Brody. "They've lost their gel protection. The vagina is acid and semen is alkaline so maybe that's also why they have this coating."


                                                  "up to 72 hours" is the most accurate. Sperm are generally able to live for approximately three days.


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                                                  tit,
                                                  A revolution in adult content: EROTICOPY
                                                  listen here
                                                  I still love everybody

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                                                  • titmowse
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                    • 5320

                                                    #26
                                                    oh, i forgot,

                                                    Keev. your story is done and in the email.

                                                    all you other winners, i'm waiting patiently by my keyboard for your galleries!

                                                    love,
                                                    tit

                                                    [This message has been edited by titmowse (edited 07-14-2001).]
                                                    I still love everybody

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                                                    • Red
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Nov 2000
                                                      • 518

                                                      #27
                                                      ok kids, Keev is the only one to claim his prize so far. Poor Tit has all these wonderful erotic words she needs to get out of her system. Don't make her wait long.
                                                      Besides, don't you want the prestige of having a story done by Eroticopy? So come on, claim your prizes.

                                                      Red

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                                                      • titmowse
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                        • 5320

                                                        #28
                                                        yeah man. i'm here, naked in front of my keyboard. it is a dark and stormy night when suddenly...



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                                                        tit,
                                                        A revolution in adult content: EROTICOPY
                                                        listen here
                                                        I still love everybody

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                                                        • Gemini
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                          • 7183

                                                          #29
                                                          ..Bigfoot leaps thru the window... lust in his eyes and a raging...
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                                                          • titmowse
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                            • 5320

                                                            #30
                                                            hardon...

                                                            lol gem
                                                            I still love everybody

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                                                            • Gemini
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                              • 7183

                                                              #31
                                                              ...there was an almost animalistic scent about him as he surveyed the room, seeking...
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                                                              • titmowse
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                • 5320

                                                                #32
                                                                spermatical satisfaction...

                                                                stop it! this is addicting!
                                                                I still love everybody

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                                                                • Gemini
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                  • 7183

                                                                  #33
                                                                  ...first his eyes locked onto the cat and he grunted, then moved on to the dog which kept his attention for a moment and then his gaze swept over to...
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                                                                  • titmowse
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                    • 5320

                                                                    #34
                                                                    the computer!

                                                                    heehee

                                                                    Equinox, your story is in the email. hope you like it.

                                                                    love,
                                                                    tit
                                                                    I still love everybody

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                                                                    • X37375787

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Thanks tit, I acutally don't like it, i love it !

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                                                                      • titmowse
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                        • 5320

                                                                        #36
                                                                        cool. tell your friends! i hope it garners you multitudinous sign-ups

                                                                        love,
                                                                        tit
                                                                        I still love everybody

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                                                                        • Keev
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                          • 5335

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Wanted to take a bow for getting a gracious spot in the winners circle but wanted to give a shout out to SUSAN!! Thanks I appreciate it!

                                                                          To Red & Tit,


                                                                          Thanks for the great story for the gallery

                                                                          It should help convert some more sales and I will post the new gallery with the story for you all to read!


                                                                          Thanks again EC!

                                                                          Keev
                                                                          ReliableServers.com - NO REF LINK!

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                                                                          • titmowse
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                                            • 5320

                                                                            #38
                                                                            you're welcome keev.

                                                                            susan that was a good damned thing you did
                                                                            I still love everybody

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                                                                            • Red
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Nov 2000
                                                                              • 518

                                                                              #39
                                                                              You're welcome Keev, but don't thank me. this contest is Tit's baby. I'm glad you're happy with it.

                                                                              Red

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                                                                              • titmowse
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                                • 5320

                                                                                #40
                                                                                redshoe, your story is in the email from your profile. i hope you like it!

                                                                                now tam and gem...where's your galleries?

                                                                                love,
                                                                                tit
                                                                                I still love everybody

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                                                                                • RedShoe
                                                                                  赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                  • 14831

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Tit, Thanks.

                                                                                  The story is awesome.
                                                                                  Got it fast too. It will go up on the next gallery I do.

                                                                                  Thanks again,

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                                                                                  • titmowse
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                                    • 5320

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    you're very welcome mr shoe. happy to serve ya!

                                                                                    love,
                                                                                    tit
                                                                                    I still love everybody

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                                                                                    • gallerypost
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                                                      • 711

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      ahm, that's an old topic ;)

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                                                                                      • Jakke PNG
                                                                                        ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                                        • Nov 2001
                                                                                        • 20306

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by gallerypost
                                                                                        ahm, that's an old topic ;)
                                                                                        Would you mind stopping it?
                                                                                        ..and I'm off.

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                                                                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                          There can be only one
                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                          • 39075

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by gallerypost
                                                                                          ahm, that's an old topic ;)
                                                                                          You must be killed to preserve order in the universe.
                                                                                          SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                          • theWatsonian
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Feb 2001
                                                                                            • 1737

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

                                                                                            You must be killed to preserve order in the universe.
                                                                                            Damn! That's a great quote, Amp!
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                                                                                            • Cheshire
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                              • 5738

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              nvrmind
                                                                                              Last edited by Cheshire; 03-08-2002, 12:51 PM.


                                                                                              just a little bit naughty

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                                                                                              • FADE19
                                                                                                Snow's Parole Officer
                                                                                                • Sep 2001
                                                                                                • 1161

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Where's an admin when you need one....

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