The Pharmacist - GoFuckYourself.com

Va2k · 05-27-2003, 09:47 AM

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's 'the' night.

"We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."

The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying with his head down for several minutes after everyone starts eating.

The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father was a pharmacist."

Mr.Teen · 05-27-2003, 09:55 AM

That was great, were did you find it..

Va2k · 05-27-2003, 09:58 AM

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Originally posted by Mr.Teen

That was great, were did you find it..

from some spam email lol wotch.com

kmanrox · 05-27-2003, 10:30 AM

thats some funny shit, i noticed a swot.com spam today but deleted it... heh

05-27-2003, 09:47 AM	#1
Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	The Pharmacist A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's 'the' night. "We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying with his head down for several minutes after everyone starts eating. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father was a pharmacist." __________________

05-27-2003, 09:55 AM	#2
Mr.Teen Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Long Island, New York Posts: 800	That was great, were did you find it.. __________________ <img src="http://dn5.com/Dead12.gif">

05-27-2003, 10:30 AM	#4
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	thats some funny shit, i noticed a swot.com spam today but deleted it... heh