My boss just gave me a surprise visit and caught me - GoFuckYourself.com

hybrid · 05-25-2003, 01:35 AM

He got all fatherly and close to me & was like "Son, I know it can get boring late at night like this, but please, don't look at porn at work" and "First time I let it slide, the second time means trouble". And then he tried to throw something flowery in there "I'm only trying to help you not fail".

He would'nt listen when I tried to explain to him that the word "Adult" he sees is in reference to "Adult Monger", which is a traffic tracking script.

The fucker thought I was looking at porn. Getting myself hard at a fucking copy joint.

Gawd I want to quit.

twistyneck · 05-25-2003, 01:39 AM

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Originally posted by hybrid
Gawd I want to quit.

Then quit being a pussy, get up, and walk out. Too simple.
Don't forget to grab a few laptops on your way to the parking lot.

DarkJedi · 05-25-2003, 01:40 AM

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"I'm only trying to help you not fail"

you should listen to him.

quiet · 05-25-2003, 01:41 AM

God quit. that fucking sounds like hell.

hybrid · 05-25-2003, 01:41 AM

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Then quit being a pussy, get up, and walk out. Too simple.

What, you gonna pay my bills? And tuition? I bet you got that, right DJ?

twistyneck · 05-25-2003, 01:49 AM

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Originally posted by hybrid
What, you gonna pay my bills? And tuition? I bet you got that, right DJ?

You worry too much about money.

dimonka · 05-25-2003, 01:50 AM

Try having internet at home

hybrid · 05-25-2003, 01:50 AM

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You worry too much about money.

You're goddamn right I do. And future, and family, and destiny, and self-actualization.

I'm going bald.

DarkJedi · 05-25-2003, 01:51 AM

yes. i wish you only good too.
stop wating your time in porn, get a decent education or master some profession. i'd hate to see your life broken because of porn.

hybrid · 05-25-2003, 01:55 AM

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yes. i wish you only good too.
stop wating your time in porn, get a decent education or master some profession. i'd hate to see your life broken because of porn.

Whatever, man. I think you already knew the answer to a post like this.

Job + Independant Avenues = Education

and hopefully,

Independant Avenues = Education

At least for me. Fuck the "bling".

CDSmith · 05-25-2003, 01:57 AM

At least he didn't catch you with your dick in your hand.

I'd have had to start calling you peewee.

hybrid · 05-25-2003, 01:57 AM

yes, it's always good to look at the bright side of things. Thanks, CD

jojojo · 05-25-2003, 02:11 AM

shit man almost 2000 posts and you don't make enough $$ to quit a minimum wage job?

Focus some of your time on building an income so you can tell your boss to go fuck himself.

I have a closet full of suits with dust on them now

hybrid · 05-25-2003, 02:15 AM

For the record, it's a pretty well-paying job.

Furthermore, no, I have'nt quite found that little secret that I gotta keep manipulating to generate a decent income.

But don't get me wrong, I'm working on it. And I'm a lot closer, it seems, than I was a few months ago.

xenigo · 05-25-2003, 02:53 AM

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Originally posted by hybrid
"I'm only trying to help you not fail".(

The only thing that's going to ensure your failure is keeping your job. Working for someone else only ensures their success, and building profits for your boss.

05-25-2003, 01:35 AM	#1
hybrid So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Backseat of a Ford Escort Hatchback Posts: 3,253	My boss just gave me a surprise visit and caught me He got all fatherly and close to me & was like "Son, I know it can get boring late at night like this, but please, don't look at porn at work" and "First time I let it slide, the second time means trouble". And then he tried to throw something flowery in there "I'm only trying to help you not fail". He would'nt listen when I tried to explain to him that the word "Adult" he sees is in reference to "Adult Monger", which is a traffic tracking script. The fucker thought I was looking at porn. Getting myself hard at a fucking copy joint. Gawd I want to quit.

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jojojo Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 2,318	shit man almost 2000 posts and you don't make enough $$ to quit a minimum wage job? Focus some of your time on building an income so you can tell your boss to go fuck himself. I have a closet full of suits with dust on them now __________________ Learn SEO - make $$ residually - icq me 333485092

05-25-2003, 01:41 AM	#4
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	God quit. that fucking sounds like hell.

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	yes. i wish you only good too. stop wating your time in porn, get a decent education or master some profession. i'd hate to see your life broken because of porn.

05-25-2003, 02:15 AM	#14
hybrid So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Backseat of a Ford Escort Hatchback Posts: 3,253	For the record, it's a pretty well-paying job. Furthermore, no, I have'nt quite found that little secret that I gotta keep manipulating to generate a decent income. But don't get me wrong, I'm working on it. And I'm a lot closer, it seems, than I was a few months ago.