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hybrid · 05-24-2003, 10:33 PM

Every time I try, I seem to slip into my old AOL habits.

Like, I'll be talking to someone, trying to set up a trade, and it'll be like:

Them: Hi, my site is http://www.whetever.com, and I set you up for a trade, could you add me?

Me: Sure, no prob, how much can you send a day?

Them: I'd say probably a solid 100, I know I can do at least 100-200 a day...

Me: Hmm. Well, in that case, we could probably work something out. Who designed your site?

Them: Oh, I did, you like it?

Me: .......

Me: Are you wearing any underwear?

Them: What the fuck?

Me: I'm serious, are you sitting there, naked, thinking about all the things me and my BIG TGP can do to you right about now?

Them: Ok, leave me alone, now, please, you're freaking me out.

Me: Ok. Sorry, old habit. Let's get back to business.

Them: ....Umm, ok, I guess so. So, what can you send per day?

Me: depends

Them: depends? Depends on what?

Me: ........

Me: It depends on what you are wearing at the moment.

Them: Fuck you!

Me: That's the point, right?

Them: Leave me the fuck alone!

See? No hope for hybrid.

TDF · 05-24-2003, 10:34 PM

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hybrid · 05-24-2003, 10:39 PM

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use lots of smileys even if your ready to crack the monitor

Point taken.

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Originally posted by escorpio
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CDSmith · 05-24-2003, 11:01 PM

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hybrid · 05-24-2003, 11:04 PM

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That's right fucker, use LOTS of smilies.......

theWatsonian · 05-24-2003, 11:06 PM

I usually lose it when I tell them that I'm putting on my robe and wizard hat.

05-24-2003, 10:33 PM	#1
hybrid So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Backseat of a Ford Escort Hatchback Posts: 3,253	How do you make friends on the internet? Every time I try, I seem to slip into my old AOL habits. Like, I'll be talking to someone, trying to set up a trade, and it'll be like: Them: Hi, my site is http://www.whetever.com, and I set you up for a trade, could you add me? Me: Sure, no prob, how much can you send a day? Them: I'd say probably a solid 100, I know I can do at least 100-200 a day... Me: Hmm. Well, in that case, we could probably work something out. Who designed your site? Them: Oh, I did, you like it? Me: ....... Me: Are you wearing any underwear? Them: What the fuck? Me: I'm serious, are you sitting there, naked, thinking about all the things me and my BIG TGP can do to you right about now? Them: Ok, leave me alone, now, please, you're freaking me out. Me: Ok. Sorry, old habit. Let's get back to business. Them: ....Umm, ok, I guess so. So, what can you send per day? Me: depends Them: depends? Depends on what? Me: ........ Me: It depends on what you are wearing at the moment. Them: Fuck you! Me: That's the point, right? Them: Leave me the fuck alone! See? No hope for hybrid.

05-24-2003, 10:34 PM	#2
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