My home town is holding its first ever 'Pride' event - & I'm looking forward to it!
https://www.teignmouthpride.co.uk/
Nothing to do with me being gay or bi... Because I'm not... I did however read the rules and ethos behind it. It says that all are welcome, and will not be discriminated against insofar as sexual orientation, race, disability, weight, etc etc... In a nutshell, it's all about 'ACCEPTANCE'...
So, plan is to waddle right into the middle of the event, and drop an enormous fresh load right in my pants. As I do so, I will yell at the top of my lungs, "Oh YES! I'm really PROUD of that for sure... Can you smell it yet???"
Note I didn't say 'Fucking Proud' as there a no profanity rule, and I will be wearing underwear and pants as well as a top. In other words, I am not breaching any nudity rules either...
Be interesting to see how long they allow me to remain at the event, especially when it stars dripping out the bottom of my pant leg, and leaving a trail on the floor...
It will be an interesting experiment in 'acceptance' which I shall report back on tomorrow!
I wont say 'Wish Me Luck' as I don't need it - By now, I can just 'Go' at will - No luck involved
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