Tanker,
Now you KNOW that Red is going to tell her tomorrow when they talk on the phone, don't you? Women tell each other EVERYTHING, especially when they are best friends, don't ever let one try to fool you.
No it's hot out, so my best is she aimed the fucking fan in his direction and he just THOUGHT he was getting a blowjob.......... LMAO
I truly did that to my hubby one time, he asked for a bj and I aimed the fan at his dick with it set on high........ and simply said I don't blow, I suck........ LMAO
If I know your wife, (and I do, very well) your attention won't be on this board for too much longer. In fact, it better be on her real soon if you know what's good for you.
Red
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Because Adult writing is more than just dirty words.
Gay men give the best blow jobs! I have over 40 men that can vouch for me anyway... heh
Here is a tip.. If you wife or girlfriend just does not give good head give her to a gay man and let them teach. Believe me it works! Ive had my best friend send there girlfriends to me.. its fucking halarious but i do it! =o) well just show themm not actually do them.
TAM we must have a contest sometime. On Boneprone to see who can suck the chrome off his knob. LMAO LMAO LMAO!
The Watcher... well this I can assure you, if he has chrome on it then I won't be giving HIM a blowjob anytime soon........ I want heat not cold steel........ LMAO
And I compete with NO one, I do what I do and I do it the best I can........ but one thing I can tell you.......... yes snow is right, BUT I don't swallow, never made any bones about that one. LMAO
Originally posted by Red: Hey Watcher,
Read THIS and tell me if you think I need lessons.
Red
Its good.. but to sexual.. needs to be more anylitical(sp) more educational then turning the person on =o). Also ive given a class (kinda) was a bunch of my girls were drinking and started asking questions... next thing they know im showing them the proper way to deep throat without gaggin.
Let me just jump in here and mention that Red really knows what she is doing when it comes to giving a BJ. I have been on the receiving end of that lesson on many occassions (but of course, not enough times) and would highly reccommend that story to any woman that is interested in making her man feel especially well loved. It sure did work on me.
What man EVER gets what he would consider to be enough? Certainly not this one! And certainly not when the quality of said act is as high as it is in this scenario! Other guys on this board may get what they consider to be enough, but I doubt that the women in their lives do it as well as the woman in mine does.
Who, in anything close to resembling a "right mind", would even WANT to be typing while on the receiving end of such a wonderful thing??? There are times when I have gotten one sitting here at my machine, but (as big of a computer junkie that I am) I have yet to even THINK about wanting to type something during that time.
kandi..... thanks but I don't know why that was so damn funny........ rotfl
Ok, *composing myself* Yes I work in porn and all that goes with it, but I don't come here and try and pretend to be something I am not......... maybe that's why it's so funny........ I am just dead damn well honest about EVERYTHING......... yes even my sex life.......... LMAO
wooohoo........ I just got off the phone with Watcher and that little fucker gave me tips I have never heard or tried before. DAMN!!
You should write all that up babe, I bet women for miles and miles and around the world would buy that one.......... and even some guys as gifts for their women.
I'll have my hubby contact you babe and let you know how it went.
It has been my experience that each man likes his blow jobs given in different ways...your best bet to take tips from the man you are giving it to to find out how they really like it done....kinda like when a man goes down on us....we know what feels the best, and should gently guide them to it.
makes me think of a small bar in Ermita (Manila) where the house specialty was a small room at the top of the stairs (the VIP room), a good looking girl in a stylish little cocktail dress, and a bucket of ice
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