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  • Tanker
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    • Nov 2000
    • 9287

    #1

    BLOWJOBS ARE FUN

    Just reading the board and getting a nice blowjob from my wife



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  • RedShoe
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    • Feb 2001
    • 14831

    #2
    LOL

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    • RedShoe
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      • Feb 2001
      • 14831

      #3
      Don't let her read this. She'd kill you. LOL

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      • Lensman
        GFY Chaperone
        • Jan 2001
        • 9846

        #4
        Thanks for the set-up, but I'm going to take the high road.

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        • Jamdin
          Registered User
          • Jan 2001
          • 3560

          #5
          She's using the hairdryer again then. Hope you did something worthy to earn it

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          • Defiant
            Registered User
            • May 2001
            • 78

            #6
            Tanker,
            Now you KNOW that Red is going to tell her tomorrow when they talk on the phone, don't you? Women tell each other EVERYTHING, especially when they are best friends, don't ever let one try to fool you.
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            • Tam
              Rude Bitch
              • Jan 2001
              • 8534

              #7
              No it's hot out, so my best is she aimed the fucking fan in his direction and he just THOUGHT he was getting a blowjob.......... LMAO

              I truly did that to my hubby one time, he asked for a bj and I aimed the fan at his dick with it set on high........ and simply said I don't blow, I suck........ LMAO

              Tam

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              • Red
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2000
                • 518

                #8
                If I know your wife, (and I do, very well) your attention won't be on this board for too much longer. In fact, it better be on her real soon if you know what's good for you.

                Red

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                • boneprone
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 34415

                  #9
                  Tanker tried giving me a blowjob in Vegas, but I had to tell him no..

                  Do I look gay or somethin?
                  I thought that was Mr. Brian?

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                  • SNOW
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2001
                    • 3963

                    #10
                    Brian is not experienced at head.. Tam will suck the chrome off my trailer hitch....

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                    • xxxpit
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 148

                      #11
                      Snow ..
                      Now thats an understatement....

                      "Tam will suck the chrome off my trailer hitch...."

                      I personally dont know this from experiance..
                      But I am sure shes proud of that Statement..

                      SOoooo..
                      What ya say Tam...

                      Is It really true????

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                      • SNOW
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                        • Feb 2001
                        • 3963

                        #12
                        Tam is my bro-ette

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                        • TheWatcher
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                          • May 2001
                          • 563

                          #13
                          Gay men give the best blow jobs! I have over 40 men that can vouch for me anyway... heh

                          Here is a tip.. If you wife or girlfriend just does not give good head give her to a gay man and let them teach. Believe me it works! Ive had my best friend send there girlfriends to me.. its fucking halarious but i do it! =o) well just show themm not actually do them.

                          TAM we must have a contest sometime. On Boneprone to see who can suck the chrome off his knob. LMAO LMAO LMAO!

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                          • tenletters
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                            • Jan 2001
                            • 2079

                            #14
                            I once asked my girlfriend for a little head...

                            She said, "Shit, how much smaller could it possibly be"?

                            I love it when she kids me.. ah hehaahahe
                            Useless Without Pics

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                            • Moose Bag
                              Banned
                              • Jun 2001
                              • 63

                              #15
                              Years ago I had to have back surgery. A few months after that i was tying my shoes and noticed i could "reach" with no discomfert at all.

                              I suck myself off 2 or 3 times a day and it's awsome!

                              Getting caught is a motherfucker though. I've been busted many times by both parents and once at work.

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                              • TheFLY
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jan 2001
                                • 11856

                                #16
                                jeeenenanaaa jaaaamememesssoosonnnn is giivvingngn mmee a bjjbj righth nWoooowowOWOowowW!!!!


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                                • Red
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2000
                                  • 518

                                  #17
                                  Hey Watcher,
                                  Read THIS and tell me if you think I need lessons.

                                  Red

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                                  • Tam
                                    Rude Bitch
                                    • Jan 2001
                                    • 8534

                                    #18
                                    The Watcher... well this I can assure you, if he has chrome on it then I won't be giving HIM a blowjob anytime soon........ I want heat not cold steel........ LMAO

                                    And I compete with NO one, I do what I do and I do it the best I can........ but one thing I can tell you.......... yes snow is right, BUT I don't swallow, never made any bones about that one. LMAO

                                    Tam

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                                    • Eric
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2000
                                      • 8818

                                      #19
                                      Tanker,

                                      Not sure how that is possible cause I saw the time and I was also, getting a blowjob from your wife at that time... Maybe she has a twin!

                                      Oh wait I see the problem. With you she was really flossing her teeth!
                                      No One

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                                      • Lane
                                        Will code for food...
                                        • Apr 2001
                                        • 8496

                                        #20
                                        RED, wow!

                                        thats very educational, hehe

                                        gonna send it to my girlfriend now

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                                        • kandi
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2001
                                          • 171

                                          #21
                                          Tam,

                                          I do so very much love your sense of humor.

                                          LMAO
                                          Kandi
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                                          • Kat - Fast
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                                            • Feb 2001
                                            • 2303

                                            #22
                                            urgh
                                            BJ's are disgusting

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                                            • X37375787

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Lane:

                                              gonna send it to my girlfriend now

                                              You ain't got a g/f bitch !

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                                              • TheWatcher
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • May 2001
                                                • 563

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Red:
                                                Hey Watcher,
                                                Read THIS and tell me if you think I need lessons.

                                                Red

                                                Its good.. but to sexual.. needs to be more anylitical(sp) more educational then turning the person on =o). Also ive given a class (kinda) was a bunch of my girls were drinking and started asking questions... next thing they know im showing them the proper way to deep throat without gaggin.

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                                                • Machine
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                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 660

                                                  #25
                                                  I never thought a BJ could be shitty until a few weeks ago. A bad BJ just ruins sex.

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                                                  • Brian
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                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                    • 450

                                                    #26
                                                    No pics?? WTF?

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                                                    • Defiant
                                                      Registered User
                                                      • May 2001
                                                      • 78

                                                      #27
                                                      Let me just jump in here and mention that Red really knows what she is doing when it comes to giving a BJ. I have been on the receiving end of that lesson on many occassions (but of course, not enough times) and would highly reccommend that story to any woman that is interested in making her man feel especially well loved. It sure did work on me.
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                                                      • Red
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Nov 2000
                                                        • 518

                                                        #28
                                                        Not enough times????

                                                        Do you not get it everytime we make love? And do we not make love just about every day?

                                                        Geez, some guys are never satisfied.
                                                        Men, you can't live with 'em and you can't kill 'em and get away with it.

                                                        Red

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                                                        • Defiant
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • May 2001
                                                          • 78

                                                          #29
                                                          What man EVER gets what he would consider to be enough? Certainly not this one! And certainly not when the quality of said act is as high as it is in this scenario! Other guys on this board may get what they consider to be enough, but I doubt that the women in their lives do it as well as the woman in mine does.
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                                                          • Jenna Jameson
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                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                            • 163

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by TheFLY:
                                                            jeeenenanaaa jaaaamememesssoosonnnn is giivvingngn mmee a bjjbj righth nWoooowowOWOowowW!!!!

                                                            Hmmmm, I don't think you would be able to actually type during it! LOL I have a tendancy to play with myself while I am surfing.... wanna see???

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                                                            • Red
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2000
                                                              • 518

                                                              #31
                                                              thank you baby. You recovered from that one very nicely. You are in my good graces once again.

                                                              Red

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                                                              • Defiant
                                                                Registered User
                                                                • May 2001
                                                                • 78

                                                                #32
                                                                To Jenna as well as Tanker...

                                                                Who, in anything close to resembling a "right mind", would even WANT to be typing while on the receiving end of such a wonderful thing??? There are times when I have gotten one sitting here at my machine, but (as big of a computer junkie that I am) I have yet to even THINK about wanting to type something during that time.
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                                                                • Eric
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2000
                                                                  • 8818

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I wanna see Jenna! Pretty Please!
                                                                  No One

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                                                                  • TheFLY
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                    • 11856

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Jenna I made you something special to eat while you're working on your site...

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                                                                    • X37375787

                                                                      #35


                                                                      I don't wanna see that, I wanna see JJ instead !

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                                                                      • SeeSea
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                                                                        • Mar 2001
                                                                        • 79

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Darn! TheFLY, can I change my nick to Jenna?

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                                                                        • Tam
                                                                          Rude Bitch
                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                          • 8534

                                                                          #37
                                                                          kandi..... thanks but I don't know why that was so damn funny........ rotfl

                                                                          Ok, *composing myself* Yes I work in porn and all that goes with it, but I don't come here and try and pretend to be something I am not......... maybe that's why it's so funny........ I am just dead damn well honest about EVERYTHING......... yes even my sex life.......... LMAO



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                                                                          • TheWatcher
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                                                                            • May 2001
                                                                            • 563

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Red:
                                                                            Not enough times????

                                                                            Do you not get it everytime we make love? And do we not make love just about every day?

                                                                            Geez, some guys are never satisfied.
                                                                            Men, you can't live with 'em and you can't kill 'em and get away with it.

                                                                            Red

                                                                            I can get away with it =o) Bwhaahah
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                                                                            • Tam
                                                                              Rude Bitch
                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 8534

                                                                              #39
                                                                              wooohoo........ I just got off the phone with Watcher and that little fucker gave me tips I have never heard or tried before. DAMN!!

                                                                              You should write all that up babe, I bet women for miles and miles and around the world would buy that one.......... and even some guys as gifts for their women.

                                                                              I'll have my hubby contact you babe and let you know how it went.

                                                                              Tam

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                                                                              • Nymph
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                                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                                • 88

                                                                                #40
                                                                                It has been my experience that each man likes his blow jobs given in different ways...your best bet to take tips from the man you are giving it to to find out how they really like it done....kinda like when a man goes down on us....we know what feels the best, and should gently guide them to it.


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                                                                                • TheFLY
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                  • 11856

                                                                                  #41
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                                                                                  • Tam
                                                                                    Rude Bitch
                                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                                    • 8534

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    GENTLY my ass... if I do ANYTHING gently he thinks I left and someone else has moved in to take my place......... gently scares him........ rotfl

                                                                                    Tam

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                                                                                    • Nymph
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                                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                                      • 88

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      ok, so maybe not so gently...I have to admit my sweeties ears are just a tad larger for all the gentle guiding I did to him

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                                                                                      • titmowse
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                                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                                        • 5320

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        hmmm. blowjobs. as i recall, i knew how to give those. as i recall...




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                                                                                        • boneprone
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                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                          • 34415

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          That Jenna.. What a tease!

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                                                                                          • TheFLY
                                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                                                            • 11856

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            yeah I can't work anymore... all I can think about is Jenna masturbating on the GFY board...

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                                                                                            • TheWatcher
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                                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                                              • 563

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by TheFLY:
                                                                                              yeah I can't work anymore... all I can think about is Jenna masturbating on the GFY board...
                                                                                              LMAO =o) thats bad.
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                                                                                              • Brian
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                                                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                                                • 450

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Jenna Jameson:
                                                                                                Originally posted by TheFLY:
                                                                                                jeeenenanaaa jaaaamememesssoosonnnn is giivvingngn mmee a bjjbj righth nWoooowowOWOowowW!!!!

                                                                                                Hmmmm, I don't think you would be able to actually type during it! LOL I have a tendancy to play with myself while I am surfing.... wanna see???

                                                                                                Yes please!

                                                                                                TheFLY,
                                                                                                that was funny as hell.



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                                                                                                • george
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                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                  • 96

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  makes me think of a small bar in Ermita (Manila) where the house specialty was a small room at the top of the stairs (the VIP room), a good looking girl in a stylish little cocktail dress, and a bucket of ice

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                                                                                                  • TheFLY
                                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                                                    • 11856

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Start a BJ thread and all the girls jump in.... hmm maybe I should start a BJ contest ...

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