Joke ,pick your day up

THE GOOD, THE BAD, & THE UGLY

Good: Your wife is pregnant
Bad: It's triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago

Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

Good: Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly: You're in them

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you.

Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections

Good: You son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend

Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do.


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