Eight in 10 men have brought a condom to a funeral 'just in case', survey finds

[DVTimes]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...just-case.html

Why?

The person is dead. so you cannot get them pregnant.

[k0nr4d]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...just-case.html

Why?

The person is dead. so you cannot get them pregnant.

"Good grief! One in eight men have brought a condom to a funeral 'just in case', survey finds"

Where did you get 8 in 10?

[sandman!]

[ruff]

I go to funerals bareback.

[TheLegacy]

Well if the survey was done in Utah then the funeral would only have family showing up

[ZTT]

"Good grief! One in eight men have brought a condom to a funeral 'just in case', survey finds"

Where did you get 8 in 10?

To be fair, it says "Eight-10" in the title and "Updated: 12:59 BST, 31 May 2023", so probably changed since he posted. No excuse for him stealing the obvious joke for himself though.

[CaptainHowdy]

Grief-stricken women are more inclined to mate to cope with death . . . rats pretty much do the same thing.

[INever]

What are condoms?

[pornmasta]

What time is it ?