Penis enlargement pills - Do they really work? - GoFuckYourself.com

Neodio2 · 05-23-2003, 02:20 PM

Hello GFY'ers

First of all please accept my apologies for my imperfect english, but
I am here for asking you to help a very unhappy men.

My sexual life is a disaster because of my penis size. Due to my handicap all my relationships with women are extremely short. I desperatelly need to do something to increase the size of my penis.
Pathetic is the most appropriate word to define my little prick.

I discovered on the internet many sites which sells penis enlargement pills
and I think that this could be my salvation.
Unfortunatelly the peniss pills are very expansive, my budget is limited, and I don't want to risk and spend my little money on something that may not work.

I would be very glad if you could help me in posting here as many informations
possible about penis enlargement pills. Where should I go and buy for guaranteed results?
How much time must pass until I will see any progress? Do they really work?

If anyone has tested them and want to share with me his experience in this matter
I would be grateful if would contact me at this email adress [email protected]

Thank you.

TheGoldenChild · 05-23-2003, 02:22 PM

do they work?

They sell.

what's the point?

:-))

grumpy · 05-23-2003, 02:28 PM

They work..no doubt about it.

Probono · 05-23-2003, 02:29 PM

If they worked they would be a major medical discussion. They do sell to people who wish they would work.

ldinternet · 05-23-2003, 02:32 PM

Slam the car hood on your dick, it'll soon be bigger. :D

detoxed · 05-23-2003, 02:34 PM

surgery is the way to go for you buddy

Lane · 05-23-2003, 02:36 PM

if they worked, they would be more popular than viagra

AdultNex · 05-23-2003, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane
if they worked, they would be more popular than viagra

Viagra is totally different that penis pills. Viagra doesn't increase the size of your penis. ;)

Herb Kornfield · 05-23-2003, 02:41 PM

You would think that if they make your dick giant, wouldnt they have the same effect on your hands since you are handling these pills?

Observe this pic and you'll get the idea

detoxed · 05-23-2003, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
You would think that if they make your dick giant, wouldnt they have the same effect on your hands since you are handling these pills?

Observe this pic and you'll get the idea

the pill doesnt touch your dick genius

Centurion · 05-23-2003, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Neodio2
Hello GFY'ers

My sexual life is a disaster because of my penis size. Pathetic is the most appropriate word to define my little prick.

Do they really work?

If anyone has tested them and want to share with me his experience in this matter
I would be grateful if would contact me at this email adress [email protected]

Thank you.

One totally retarded kid who even thinks for a sec a pill will make your dick larger..OR..one not so subtle "gentle spam" for the market.

Bobby Fissure · 05-23-2003, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Neodio2
My sexual life is a disaster because of my penis size. Due to my handicap all my relationships with women are extremely short. I desperatelly need to do something to increase the size of my penis.

Get surgery. It's not even that expensive. I know a doctor in Thailand that does it for $2,000.

Yo Adrian · 05-23-2003, 02:52 PM

This has to be a joke.

And no there's no way they can really work, they're just a combination of herbs with fancy marketing.

But hey, if you wanna keep your women longer why don't you just strap on a dildo while she's not looking?

sacX · 05-23-2003, 02:52 PM

If they really worked Pfizer would be all over it doing clinical trials and seeking FDA approval.

Ketadream · 05-23-2003, 02:55 PM

Learn how to give VERY good oral sex...

Dont even think of fucking the chick till she's cum at least 40 times from your tounge...

Herb Kornfield · 05-23-2003, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed

the pill doesnt touch your dick genius

So the hand theory isnt all that far off eh?

Neodio2 · 05-23-2003, 03:01 PM

So are you saying that penis pills selling sites are a fraud?
Shouldn't the owners go to jail for selling this crap to people?

xxxinnovations · 05-23-2003, 03:04 PM

haha, one of the funniest posts of the year

sacX · 05-23-2003, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Neodio2
So are you saying that penis pills selling sites are a fraud?
Shouldn't the owners go to jail for selling this crap to people?

buyer beware.

Yo Adrian · 05-23-2003, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Neodio2
So are you saying that penis pills selling sites are a fraud?
Shouldn't the owners go to jail for selling this crap to people?

It's not fraud, they're selling hopes and dreams just as fitness and hair loss companies do.

Bobby Fissure · 05-23-2003, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ketadream
Dont even think of fucking the chick till she's cum at least 40 times from your tounge...

Some women are not wired to cum more than a handful of times in a day. In fact, I've only known one girl who had this "orgasm-a-minute" condition.

sacX · 05-23-2003, 03:14 PM

the ethics of selling penis pills are questionable. Of course a lot of the whole vitamin and health food supplement industry is too. It's a business though not a public service, and a lot of people are sold on the advertising.

Rip · 05-23-2003, 03:42 PM

Sure they work...

I had a tough time, at first, sticking all those big pills into the little hole at the end,

but once I got the knack, it was easy

it's a little bumpy looking, but hell it's bigger than before!

mastamindz · 05-23-2003, 03:51 PM

Fuck it, I got a small cock and proud of it. I have a hot girlfriend, she loves my cock

mastamindz · 05-23-2003, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rip
Sure they work...

I had a tough time, at first, sticking all those big pills into the little hole at the end,

but once I got the knack, it was easy

it's a little bumpy looking, but hell it's bigger than before!

HAAHA

nobull · 05-23-2003, 04:24 PM

well if your small pee-pee does not get you laid maybe your new X-Box will

Timi · 05-23-2003, 04:31 PM

Dont know about penis enlargement qualities of the pill - but started sucking them and converted me from a 50mm lens to a 85mm - done a power of good - start suckin 'em baby

05-23-2003, 02:20 PM	#1
Neodio2 Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2	Penis enlargement pills - Do they really work? Hello GFY'ers First of all please accept my apologies for my imperfect english, but I am here for asking you to help a very unhappy men. My sexual life is a disaster because of my penis size. Due to my handicap all my relationships with women are extremely short. I desperatelly need to do something to increase the size of my penis. Pathetic is the most appropriate word to define my little prick. I discovered on the internet many sites which sells penis enlargement pills and I think that this could be my salvation. Unfortunatelly the peniss pills are very expansive, my budget is limited, and I don't want to risk and spend my little money on something that may not work. I would be very glad if you could help me in posting here as many informations possible about penis enlargement pills. Where should I go and buy for guaranteed results? How much time must pass until I will see any progress? Do they really work? If anyone has tested them and want to share with me his experience in this matter I would be grateful if would contact me at this email adress [email protected] Thank you.

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ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Slam the car hood on your dick, it'll soon be bigger. :D

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detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	surgery is the way to go for you buddy

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Neodio2 Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2	So are you saying that penis pills selling sites are a fraud? Shouldn't the owners go to jail for selling this crap to people?

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sacX Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,998	the ethics of selling penis pills are questionable. Of course a lot of the whole vitamin and health food supplement industry is too. It's a business though not a public service, and a lot of people are sold on the advertising.

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Rip Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: somewheres wet Posts: 1,456	Sure they work... I had a tough time, at first, sticking all those big pills into the little hole at the end, but once I got the knack, it was easy it's a little bumpy looking, but hell it's bigger than before!

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Timi Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Czech Republic Posts: 413	Dont know about penis enlargement qualities of the pill - but started sucking them and converted me from a 50mm lens to a 85mm - done a power of good - start suckin 'em baby