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05-22-2003, 11:55 PM
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Vrume Mark
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Toronto, Canada
Posts: 20,912
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Irish Personal Ads
Hehe I guess for those of you that aren't Irish won't appreciate these as much!
Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sexx addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic football club and starting fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Bitter, disillusioned Kerry man, lately rejected by long-time fiancée seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ginger-haired Galway man, a trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with a lovely chest. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Devil-worshiper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady, for wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks, and slaughtering cats in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Attractive brunette, Macroom area, winner of Miss Wrangler competition at Jolenes Nightclub, Macroom, in September 1978, seeks nostalgic man who's not afraid to cry for long nights spent comfort drinking and listening to old Abba records. Please, Please! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 pm and 11.30 pm. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Optimistic Mayo man 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister. DH |
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05-23-2003, 12:00 AM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: You have a cute daughter, mind if I jack?
Posts: 632
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The Irish are funny people
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05-23-2003, 12:08 AM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 4,982
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Surrender all your independent thinking and Click Here for re-programming. |
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05-23-2003, 12:13 AM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 2,057
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 those were good  |
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05-23-2003, 04:08 AM
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WW4L
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: over the river and through the woods
Posts: 10,581
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Love the irish! |
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