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View Poll Results: Knowing what you know now, what qualities in your wife would you like to have known? | |||
If you could live with the way her mother looked |
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4 | 14.29% |
Her pms level |
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6 | 21.43% |
If her mother had sex more than 5 times per year |
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12 | 42.86% |
If she knew how to cook |
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9 | 32.14% |
How high mantenance she would be |
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10 | 35.71% |
Nagification levels |
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12 | 42.86% |
Toleration of your farts |
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4 | 14.29% |
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![]() If you were to go back in time, and choose what was important in picking your wife, prior to dating ,and/or marrying her, what would it be?? ;)
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hi
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wtf this poll goes way beyond the capacity of my brains
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#3 |
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Too many young guys here I guess to know whassup
...just wait a few years boys, and you'll begin to understand that there was more rules you should have listened to, than the one about Italian women when they hit 30 ;) |
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Do you really think that any married men on here is going to tell you the truth?
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Partying since '96 and not going anywhere Anna's Dorm |
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#6 |
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#7 |
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: MI
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Been married for 18 years. Things are better than ever. LOL I know this is NOT what you would expect but it does fucking happen once in a while.
The only thing I would have changed is to wait till I was older to get married. Got hitched when we were 21. I would wait till 25 at least. My career would have beem much different.
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Location: toronto
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dont get married until you've lived together for 1-2 years at a bare min. that should clear most things up.
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Sweden
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My moms sister got married today...sweet it was.
congrats and good luck ![]() P.S. I know they dont get the message..havent told them yet about GFY, and Im not going to tell them. but happy and gl anyway. ![]()
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: USA
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They seemed so sweet, genuine, and loyal. Turned out they were both psychos, liars, and cheaters.
I am now happily single and loving every minute of having no more nagging constantly, no more extravagent spending, and no more dealing with "I'm on the fucking goddam rag, OK!!!!" Hahaha, and the funny part is I'm sure someone will snag me again. Fuckin women are the best at sucking guys into their web.
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All I can say is "don't fucking do it." Women are impossible.
One month she will complain that I work too much. So I saw fuck it and cut back to 30 hours. The second month she complains because she doesn't have enough money to spend because I am not working. WTF, only American women would complain about her Husband working too much. Who here is married and now has to make "deals" to get sex? Fucking rather use my Fleshlight now ![]()
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Sorry about the spelling, I was getting a little emotional there.
Marraige is a worse topic to some people than Visa Regulations!
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LOL EXCELLENT POLL!
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I found out the same - she's gone now and I thank God every day that I don't have to listen to the endless complaining - not to mention the credit cards she maxed out and left me with. Stay close to your kids - let her leave. You keep the kids - they are worth the trouble - she's not. |
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Spouses that are so disagreable that their partners would willingly take a gay house companion, providing that they can cook, clean, and don't bitch ;)
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My dad always said "If you want to know what a woman will be like when she's 30, look at her mother."
Yup.
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Too old to care
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I had to wait for my third marraige to get it right. Is she the right one or am I more mature?
Both. There is nothing I would change about her. |
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#22 |
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my wife is the shit
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#23 |
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Location: internet
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Marriage is a financial decision, play no ?games? and it works!
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