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  • Theo
    HAL 9000
    • May 2001
    • 34515

    #1

    I need name for my new boat

    The title says everything...I'm asking you to propose names for my new boat. The best one wins a cap, a flag, a sticker and I'm the only one that will give you a cruise also ;-)




    [This message has been edited by Soul_Rebel (edited 06-29-2001).]
  • Dirtypainter
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 425

    #2
    hmmmmmmm lets see now.

    I dub thee the flying porn princess.

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    • wiZd0m
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      • Feb 2001
      • 1526

      #3
      How about, ThunderBoat

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      • Gemini
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        • Jan 2001
        • 7183

        #4
        Gem* Ice Queen of the High Seas

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        • jimmyf
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          • Feb 2001
          • 12651

          #5
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          • Kat - Fast
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2001
            • 2303

            #6
            dude - if that's your boat I am one jealous mofo!

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            • Rip
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2001
              • 1456

              #7
              "nice fantasy"

              you should have picked a picture of a european luxury yacht as opposed to an old american one assuming that you are living in europe

              ...

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              • Theo
                HAL 9000
                • May 2001
                • 34515

                #8
                i bought it from Australia, my captain (dirtypainter) will bring it to mediterannian sea this week ;-)

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                • Theo
                  HAL 9000
                  • May 2001
                  • 34515

                  #9
                  and it's not that old...less than a decade.

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                  • Rip
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 1456

                    #10
                    Don't be jealous, only the very wealthiest of the porn lords could afford the just tenders (lifeboats) on this lux. yacht, one of which is a classic chris-craft and the other is a 36 foot formula (starboard side) nevermind the yacht

                    for example the 36 formula (which you can't see fully) is about $350-400K by itself

                    my boat is a lot smaller and costs 600 bucks every time I fill the gas tank,

                    I very much doubt that s-r could afford the annual wax bill for the gelcoat on the yacht in the picture no offense

                    ...

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                    • Goliath
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 122

                      #11
                      The Spread Eagle
                      "Stop the teasin' and start the pleasin'"

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                      • Theo
                        HAL 9000
                        • May 2001
                        • 34515

                        #12
                        filling the tankers of this monster is not such a problem since i have sails also, but feeding dirtypainter is a great problem...man he eats everything on the boat and in the middle of the ocean we're looking for McDonalds!

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                        • evildick

                          #13
                          Titanic.

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                          • Theo
                            HAL 9000
                            • May 2001
                            • 34515

                            #14
                            the boat costed me $10mil. If you can have 685 signups/day ($40/signup) you can have your own too. Work a month more and you'll have the money for the crew and rest expenses. The bad thing about me is that i can't handle these extra expenses....perhaps if i change captain...

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                            • Rip
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 1456

                              #15
                              you forgot about income taxes, the government always has to get their cut

                              685 x TWO x $40 sign ups per day then -
                              overhead bandwidth promotional costs to support the number of sales you are generating
                              +180 x $40 per day

                              then the cost of owning the yacht, moorage, maintenance, etc (10% per year)
                              +140 x $40 per day (x2 to include personal income taxes)

                              then the cost of the crew, say 5% if you were a cheap skate and hired starving workers
                              70 x $40 per day (you don't think those sails go up and down by themselves do you?)

                              then if you fueled up 10 times per year 10x5000 gallons x $2.00

                              Would you be having your food catered, or are you hiring a professional chef to run the kitchen?

                              Too bad for all those stupid sails, or you could have your helicoptor fly you back and forth to burger king for snacks

                              ...

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                              • wizardmerlin
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2001
                                • 418

                                #16
                                Nice Boat. Lets see, I like:

                                yachta, yachta, yachta
                                Yacht-to be Working
                                Fish N Chicks
                                Green Eggs & Ham
                                Blew-By-U
                                It's Only Money
                                Absolute Deck-adence
                                Bad to the Bow
                                Cruisin' and Brewsin'
                                Exotic Dancer
                                Full blown insanity
                                Looking for a name!
                                Achump change
                                For Sail By Owner
                                Jalapeno
                                Knot To Worry
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                                • Jamdin
                                  Registered User
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 3560

                                  #17
                                  I love name it contests so here's a few:

                                  1) Ghost Ship
                                  2) Pirate Rebel
                                  3) Sexy Soul
                                  4) Soul Ship
                                  5) Davy's Crotch
                                  6) Porn Ark
                                  7) Castaway Found
                                  8) Whiskey Man
                                  9) Millionaire's Dreamboat
                                  10) Dreamboat Annie
                                  11) Soul Siren
                                  12) Sexy Siren
                                  13) Sea Cruiser
                                  14) Porn Queen
                                  15) Soul Queen
                                  16) Pirate Queen
                                  17) Soul Pirate
                                  18) Captain Mermaid
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                                  • Theo
                                    HAL 9000
                                    • May 2001
                                    • 34515

                                    #18
                                    Rip, I dont think not even in the states the government takes your half income. Some of the guys that can handle such tools pay more in the marines than in taxes hehe.
                                    The only one that can fly the helicopter here is Dirtypainter.We don't let him go because most probably he will never return back or he will return with no foods, no money.Afterall he's the captain of the boat too......and cooker,sailor,mechanic.....

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                                    • wiZd0m
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 1526

                                      #19
                                      I think DP would run this baby straight through the Bermuda Triagle to take a short cut

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                                      • Theo
                                        HAL 9000
                                        • May 2001
                                        • 34515

                                        #20
                                        Somebody asked me to see tools of other webmasters. I don't know much stuff. I think Mayor from porncity has this:

                                        not sure though. But I do remember that PC board finally found a name.

                                        [This message has been edited by Soul_Rebel (edited 06-29-2001).]

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                                        • Tam
                                          Rude Bitch
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 8534

                                          #21
                                          SoulStripper
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                                          Winds of Soul

                                          whoa baby... I love Winds of Soul


                                          it is a sailboat and what drives the damn thing? WIND!!!!!!

                                          Winds of Soul..... damn i impressed myself on that one. lol

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                                          • UnseenWorld
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                                            • May 2001
                                            • 5279

                                            #22
                                            I vote for Coin Toss, because they say "A boat is a hole in the water you throw money into."

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                                            • theWatsonian
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2001
                                              • 1737

                                              #23
                                              C'mon people! A name for a boat earned from the wages of sin? Gotta be "Monkey Business". Or do I show my age with that suggestion?

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                                              • Theo
                                                HAL 9000
                                                • May 2001
                                                • 34515

                                                #24
                                                good point

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                                                • titmowse
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                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 5320

                                                  #25
                                                  how about:
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                                                  • Ragnar DB
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                                                    • Jun 2001
                                                    • 26

                                                    #26
                                                    what about "Baltic Sun"
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                                                    • deluxe
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                      • 1434

                                                      #27
                                                      How about "Soul-Rebels Dream" ??

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                                                      • Jamdin
                                                        Registered User
                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                        • 3560

                                                        #28
                                                        Too Much Monkey Business
                                                        (Words & music by Chuck Berry)

                                                        Salesman talking to me tried to run me up a creek
                                                        Says you can buy it, go on try it, you can pay me next week
                                                        Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business
                                                        Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
                                                        Oh-ho-ho

                                                        Blonde haired, good lookin' tryin' to get me hooked
                                                        Wants me to marry, settle down and get a home and and write a book
                                                        Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business
                                                        Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
                                                        Oh-ho-ho

                                                        Pay phone, somethin' wrong, dial gone,
                                                        Well me ought to sue the operator for tellin' me a tale
                                                        Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business
                                                        Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
                                                        Oh-ho-ho

                                                        Oh-ho-ho ...... Oh-ho-ho ...... Oh-ho-ho ...... Oh-ho-ho

                                                        Been to Vietnam, been a fightin' in the war
                                                        Army bar, army chow, army clothes, army car
                                                        Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business
                                                        Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
                                                        Oh-ho-ho

                                                        Workin' in the fillin' station, too many tasks
                                                        Wipe the windo', check the tires, check the oil, dollar gas
                                                        Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business
                                                        Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
                                                        Oh-ho-ho

                                                        Blonde haired, good lookin' tryin' to get me hooked
                                                        Wants me to marry, get a home, settle down and and write a book
                                                        Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business
                                                        Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
                                                        Oh-ho-ho
                                                        Too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho, too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho
                                                        Too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho
                                                        Too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho


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                                                        • Webmasterbaby
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                          • 192

                                                          #29
                                                          use your domain !
                                                          the extra advertising should bring enough
                                                          income to pay for dirty painters food cost
                                                          or else

                                                          u paid 4 it
                                                          soulman
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                                                          ... it's late
                                                          :-)

                                                          i need to know what a porn site looks like that makes someone those kind of $$$

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                                                          • mukoh
                                                            Registered User
                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                            • 51

                                                            #30
                                                            Hahahaha, Soul reblel coudn't even afford to be the left nut, of a deck crew on that boat, the guys signups are like 1 a month from what i heard, from people whom he begs for tips on how to increase it.

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                                                            • Theo
                                                              HAL 9000
                                                              • May 2001
                                                              • 34515

                                                              #31
                                                              It might be this the case. Thanks for researching about me,it shows interest and I always reward interest. You missed the whole point of parody, but I don't mind. If the whole meaning of your life is to make money it's ok, it's a common disease lately. Just tell me to call "The Bank".

                                                              By the way, is this http://www.drfuns.com/ your latest site creation? Because a friend of me is looking for a well experienced web designer.

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                                                              • Theo
                                                                HAL 9000
                                                                • May 2001
                                                                • 34515

                                                                #32
                                                                and a 2nd point, I never beged anyone about any tip. I have made some questions to friends and that is it. Honestly, I have answered far more than I have made and with great pleasure.

                                                                [This message has been edited by Soul_Rebel (edited 06-30-2001).]

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                                                                • wiZd0m
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                  • 1526

                                                                  #33
                                                                  mukoh is making so much money right now, he does not have to eat at the homeless shelter anymore. This is why he is so arrogant now, because he discovered the taste of butter last week. He keeps telling people all over the net how good it was to eat warm meals and stuff. This is how I heard of him ...



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                                                                  • Incognito
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • May 2001
                                                                    • 371

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Hmm...

                                                                    Call it "Mukoh You Were Wrong" and paint in black.


                                                                    Gotta be better...

                                                                    -=almost fucking incognito=-

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                                                                    • Dirtypainter
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 425

                                                                      #35
                                                                      hehehehehehe better get a name for her quick. *L* as she coming in shortly as I am hungry and there is no women on board this damn big tug boat.

                                                                      you know when I agreed to do this you said there would be women all over the deck. but all I see is bare deck and the sea.

                                                                      oh yeah btw the mediterannian sea is south east of Australia, correct????

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                                                                      • Clovis
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                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                        • 412

                                                                        #36
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                                                                        • DamageX
                                                                          Marketing & Strategy
                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                          • 14293

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Hello Greek Yachtowner.

                                                                          I'd suggest Mediterranean Soul or Soul Reaper , but don't call me a malaka if you don't like any of'em. Have a nice cruise.



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                                                                          • gypsi
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                                                                            • Jun 2001
                                                                            • 234

                                                                            #38
                                                                            clickthru




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                                                                            • CDSmith
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                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                              • 51460

                                                                              #39
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                                                                              • gypsi
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jun 2001
                                                                                • 234

                                                                                #40
                                                                                ok so we got the good names how about the other names

                                                                                rowboathunter


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                                                                                Bigboatsgetsbiggertits

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                                                                                What's A Bow

                                                                                Rowyoufuckingasshole

                                                                                Wheresthebreaks

                                                                                ok ok that enought its hot and to windy to go out ..but you want to laught your assoff this was my last fishing trip http://www.pantyauction.com/board/Ya...&num=993700424


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                                                                                • Theo
                                                                                  HAL 9000
                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                  • 34515

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  DirtyPainter when the women learnt that you're the captain decided to cancel their arrival. Don't forget you ate everything on the boat, so don't complain.

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                                                                                  • Gemini
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                                    • 7183

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Yeah DP! You ate all the steaks so don't expect *me* to show up! Sheesh, you think I'd eat McDonalds or something?!
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                                                                                    • Susan
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                                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                                      • 772

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      soul_rebel

                                                                                      Show me the ownership papers and we can start making marriage plans.

                                                                                      And stop posting shit quality pictures to my BBS the visitors are complaining
                                                                                      Stupid Spice

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                                                                                      • Theo
                                                                                        HAL 9000
                                                                                        • May 2001
                                                                                        • 34515

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Gemini rejected me, but it's ok. Susan the papers are on the way.....and I think I found a name for the boat 'SuSan' ;-)

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                                                                                        • Theo
                                                                                          HAL 9000
                                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                                          • 34515

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          NAME GIVEN - Thanks for your answers

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