can you imagine having this last name

jezz..is that pronounced "cunts"? or is it pronounced as koontz

Cockburn were people who originated from Cockburn, a place in Berwickshire. It originated from the Old English words cocc, which means “rooster” and burna means “stream.”

local dj here larry mcfeelie = mac feely LOL

What about her son that she named Dick?

There was a German Fußball player called Stefan Kuntz who became very well-known in England due to a) obviously his hilarious name (Stefan), and b) knocking England out of Euro 96 at Wembley because everyone was laughing at his name.

England would have probably won that tournament if he'd been called something normal, like Stefan Fotzen.

It's pronounced Coburn though... By absolutely nobody, because how would that be funny?

The Austrian town of Fucking, which always shows up in threads like this, recently finally renamed itself, but I can't tell if they're trolling, because 'Fugging' is somehow even funnier to me, like a silly way to get around 1990s AOL filters. Anyway, Wank mountain is still just across the border.

I was also reading about this a while ago, for reasons I can't remember, but probably just because it says Gropecunt Lane:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gropecunt_Lane

I went to school with a Wayne Kerr and a Wayne King, poor bastards got shit over their names every 5 minutes of school life.

how about Dufus???

and then there's this poor fellow:




named in honor of Bears player Dick Butkus no doubt

I'm just glad that my real last name is Mucus - Bill Mucus...