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Greg N · 05-23-2003, 11:25 AM

I got this in my email today and I was wondering if anyone else got this as well, or am I the only one that is going to be banished to hell for working in the Adult Industry.

A warning to all of you who peddle smut and get rich off of pornography:

The Lord will hold you accountable for your actions. You are destroying people?s lives and trashing their families. I hope that when you sleep at night and in the quiet moments of your life you feel the heaviness of your actions. Please repent now. Stop selling and marketing porn. Repent and come to true happiness. Don't just ask the Lord to forgive you and think everything will be okay. You have to stop what you are doing and do a major change of coarse. Here are some of the words of our Savior, Jesus Christ:

1 HEARKEN, O ye Gentiles, and hear the words of Jesus Christ, the Son of the living God, which he hath commanded me that I should speak concerning you, for, behold he commandeth me that I should write, saying:

2 Turn, all ye Gentiles, from your wicked ways; and repent of your evil doings, of your lyings and deceivings, and of your whoredoms, and of your secret abominations, and your idolatries, and of your murders, and your priestcrafts, and your envyings, and your strifes, and from all your wickedness and abominations, and come unto me, and be baptized in my name, that ye may receive a remission of your sins, and be filled with the Holy Ghost, that ye may be numbered with my people who are of the house of Israel.

GOD WILL NOT BE MOCKED!

You probably think I'm a religious fanatic. You could be right now putting a defensive posture in your mind and trying to justify what you do. But I will promise you that all of the rationalization in the world will not help you. Everything will come back to you. The tide of filth that you splash into the world will eventually drown you. Read the words of a modern Prophet:

"Pornography is the literature of the devil. Shun it. Stay away from it. Lift your sights and your minds to the higher and nobler things of life. Remember, ?wickedness never was happiness?. Sin never brought happiness. Transgression never brought happiness. Disobedience never brought happiness?

I add my witness to these words and pray you will take them to heart.

Please stop peddling porn in any way. For your own sake and for the sake of families everywhere.

In the name of Jesus Christ, amen.

Thank you

Helaman

Yo Adrian · 05-23-2003, 11:26 AM

You're SO going to hell Greg

I got very similar to this today....it wasn't as threatening but had the same message..

LOL

PostWhore · 05-23-2003, 11:34 AM

bwahahahahaah

How does pornography ruin families?

P.S. See ya in hell

tree · 05-23-2003, 11:39 AM

notice theres no quote from the bible saying porn is wrong
hmmmmm

JMM · 05-23-2003, 11:59 AM

Effective immediately:

SunUp Media Group, Inc.

shall now be known as:

SunUp Whoredom Group, Inc.

I will be filing the appropriate paperwork with the secretary of state today.

phpslave · 05-23-2003, 12:15 PM

yah i search the online bible for "porn is wrong";

Empty set (0.00 sec)

I came up empty handed, does this still mean I should live in fear?

I must be interpreting the bible wrong, or have one of the um teen thousand wrong versions/dominations of 'his word'.

C-Bass · 05-23-2003, 12:19 PM

Jeebas...help me!!!!!! Jeeeeeebassssss!!!

phpslave · 05-23-2003, 12:39 PM

i think the lord stopped me from sending this email in reply

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Oh my, this is a joke right¡K. LOL ROFL ¡§FEAR ME, FOLLOW ME OR DIE¡¨ sounds like some fear/hate peddling to me. We all need a good laugh now and then though, and for that I thank you.

But if your serious,

Who is the meanie you speak of,
¡¨GOD WILL NOT BE MOCKED!¡¨
But yah you¡¦ve got it right! Preach on, but are you saving ¡§souls¡¨ or condemning them. I don¡¦t pretend to know any of the thousands of dominations of the bible, nor am I so arrogant to say I¡¦m right and your wrong, nor do I pass judgment on people (if I were a religious man I¡¦d leave that up to God)

You go on with your scare tactics; oh I¡¦m just speaking the truth (yes it is the truth, to you). An as for the ¡§Devil¡¨, the man that scares you into following ¡§God¡¨, maybe it is a bit more effective if your audience was some type of Christian. To me the devil is just some scary drawing, not to effective of a marketing campaign you have going for you. Maybe threaten us by taking the ability to support our families away, now that is scary, as well as being something to believe in.

And if you want to be one of the few left in ¡§Gods¡¨ kingdom, wouldn¡¦t you want to be quite and keep the seat for yourself? ;) just a thought, but again I probably have the wrong cult pegged with your domination.

At any rate I wish you and your family nothing but happiness, and I hope you can get over your anger.

No need to reply. ?º

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05-23-2003, 11:25 AM	#1
Greg N Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cyn City Posts: 564	Funny email I got this in my email today and I was wondering if anyone else got this as well, or am I the only one that is going to be banished to hell for working in the Adult Industry. A warning to all of you who peddle smut and get rich off of pornography: The Lord will hold you accountable for your actions. You are destroying people?s lives and trashing their families. I hope that when you sleep at night and in the quiet moments of your life you feel the heaviness of your actions. Please repent now. Stop selling and marketing porn. Repent and come to true happiness. Don't just ask the Lord to forgive you and think everything will be okay. You have to stop what you are doing and do a major change of coarse. Here are some of the words of our Savior, Jesus Christ: 1 HEARKEN, O ye Gentiles, and hear the words of Jesus Christ, the Son of the living God, which he hath commanded me that I should speak concerning you, for, behold he commandeth me that I should write, saying: 2 Turn, all ye Gentiles, from your wicked ways; and repent of your evil doings, of your lyings and deceivings, and of your whoredoms, and of your secret abominations, and your idolatries, and of your murders, and your priestcrafts, and your envyings, and your strifes, and from all your wickedness and abominations, and come unto me, and be baptized in my name, that ye may receive a remission of your sins, and be filled with the Holy Ghost, that ye may be numbered with my people who are of the house of Israel. GOD WILL NOT BE MOCKED! You probably think I'm a religious fanatic. You could be right now putting a defensive posture in your mind and trying to justify what you do. But I will promise you that all of the rationalization in the world will not help you. Everything will come back to you. The tide of filth that you splash into the world will eventually drown you. Read the words of a modern Prophet: "Pornography is the literature of the devil. Shun it. Stay away from it. Lift your sights and your minds to the higher and nobler things of life. Remember, ?wickedness never was happiness?. Sin never brought happiness. Transgression never brought happiness. Disobedience never brought happiness? I add my witness to these words and pray you will take them to heart. Please stop peddling porn in any way. For your own sake and for the sake of families everywhere. In the name of Jesus Christ, amen. Thank you Helaman __________________ <a href="http://www.adrevservice.com/re.php?a=1010909&ver=1252&camp=206">Advertising Revenue Service</a><br><img src="http://stats.adultrevenueservice.com/forums/images/smiles/dancing_gir.gif">

05-23-2003, 11:26 AM	#2
Yo Adrian Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 6,326	You're SO going to hell Greg I got very similar to this today....it wasn't as threatening but had the same message.. LOL __________________ Adult SEO Partners - Full service Adult SEO Agency serving some of the biggest names in the industry.

05-23-2003, 11:34 AM	#3
PostWhore Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,720	bwahahahahaah How does pornography ruin families? P.S. See ya in hell __________________ Ask me how to monetize with adult traffic!

05-23-2003, 12:15 PM	#6
phpslave Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: San Jose Posts: 548	yah i search the online bible for "porn is wrong"; Empty set (0.00 sec) I came up empty handed, does this still mean I should live in fear? I must be interpreting the bible wrong, or have one of the um teen thousand wrong versions/dominations of 'his word'. __________________

05-23-2003, 12:19 PM	#7
C-Bass Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: th3 1nt3Rwebz Posts: 3,153	Jeebas...help me!!!!!! Jeeeeeebassssss!!! __________________ "Unhappy with the riches 'cause you're piss poor morally." Trade traffic? - Highdef Blog

05-23-2003, 11:39 AM	#4
tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	notice theres no quote from the bible saying porn is wrong hmmmmm

05-23-2003, 11:59 AM	#5
JMM Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 1,755	Effective immediately: SunUp Media Group, Inc. shall now be known as: SunUp Whoredom Group, Inc. I will be filing the appropriate paperwork with the secretary of state today.

05-23-2003, 12:39 PM	#8
phpslave Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: San Jose Posts: 548	i think the lord stopped me from sending this email in reply ************************************************ ****************************** Oh my, this is a joke right¡K. LOL ROFL ¡§FEAR ME, FOLLOW ME OR DIE¡¨ sounds like some fear/hate peddling to me. We all need a good laugh now and then though, and for that I thank you. But if your serious, Who is the meanie you speak of, ¡¨GOD WILL NOT BE MOCKED!¡¨ But yah you¡¦ve got it right! Preach on, but are you saving ¡§souls¡¨ or condemning them. I don¡¦t pretend to know any of the thousands of dominations of the bible, nor am I so arrogant to say I¡¦m right and your wrong, nor do I pass judgment on people (if I were a religious man I¡¦d leave that up to God) You go on with your scare tactics; oh I¡¦m just speaking the truth (yes it is the truth, to you). An as for the ¡§Devil¡¨, the man that scares you into following ¡§God¡¨, maybe it is a bit more effective if your audience was some type of Christian. To me the devil is just some scary drawing, not to effective of a marketing campaign you have going for you. Maybe threaten us by taking the ability to support our families away, now that is scary, as well as being something to believe in. And if you want to be one of the few left in ¡§Gods¡¨ kingdom, wouldn¡¦t you want to be quite and keep the seat for yourself? ;) just a thought, but again I probably have the wrong cult pegged with your domination. At any rate I wish you and your family nothing but happiness, and I hope you can get over your anger. No need to reply. ?º ********************************************** ******************************** Final-Recipient: RFC822; [email protected] Action: failed Status: 5.1.3 Remote-MTA: DNS; moneyworks.com.ipcpersonalwebs.mail1.psmtp.com Diagnostic-Code: SMTP; 553 <[email protected]>... No such user here Last-Attempt-Date: Fri, 23 May 2003 12:22:51 -0700 __________________