my recliner chair smells like ASS...Does Febreeze work? - GoFuckYourself.com

BVF · 05-21-2003, 09:34 AM

well after countless sessions of jacking off butt naked with all of my ball sweat and ass sweat in the same chair that I work with my laptop in, my chair smells like raw ass...I don't even want anybody else to sit in it cause once the breeze hits them, they'll smell ass...

I'm about to go to the store and buy some frebreeze....Does that shit work?

DirtyDanza · 05-21-2003, 09:35 AM

febreeze is the shit.... it works for when your not with the buddys and you get that not so fresh twat in your ride as well.....

PimpRoll · 05-21-2003, 09:37 AM

I knew a guy in university that would febreeze his clothes instead of washing them.

Pretty nasty

PR_Phil · 05-21-2003, 09:39 AM

fabreeze works great

pornguy · 05-21-2003, 09:43 AM

It will even get the fart smell out!!!

demented · 05-21-2003, 09:45 AM

Fabreeze your ass instead.

chodadog · 05-21-2003, 09:45 AM

Haha, a friend of mine used to Febreeze everything. His clothes, his carpet, chairs... his dog. He lived by the shit.

BVF · 05-21-2003, 09:45 AM

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Originally posted by demented
Fabreeze your ass instead.

lol...it's too late.....the smell is permeated into this chair...

JamesK · 05-21-2003, 10:11 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog
Haha, a friend of mine used to Febreeze everything. His clothes, his carpet, chairs... his dog. He lived by the shit.

his dog? wtf?

FlyingIguana · 05-21-2003, 10:14 AM

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Originally posted by Wildcard

his dog? wtf?

smelly dog

05-21-2003, 10:18 AM

Buy a chair made of leather. It doesn't absorb the farts as much.

I can't believe I just posted that.

[Labret] · 05-21-2003, 10:20 AM

Febreeze is a godsend.

I was a bouncer for a bit, and all my shit always reaked of smoke after work. Febreeze take of that shit right quick.

I LOVE the smell of Febreeze.

PR_Phil · 05-21-2003, 10:24 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
Febreeze is a godsend.

I was a bouncer for a bit, and all my shit always reaked of smoke after work. Febreeze take of that shit right quick.

I LOVE the smell of Febreeze.

I quit smoking new years day, after about a week the smell of all my stuff was killing me, I fabreezed my car, clothes bedroom, pretty much everything, it helped a ton.

Jake · 05-21-2003, 10:24 AM

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Originally posted by BVF
well after countless sessions of jacking off butt naked with all of my ball sweat and ass sweat in the same chair that I work with my laptop in, my chair smells like raw ass...I don't even want anybody else to sit in it cause once the breeze hits them, they'll smell ass...

I'm about to go to the store and buy some frebreeze....Does that shit work?

And I thought I was the only one with this problem. I feel so much better now! Thanks

Marissa · 05-21-2003, 10:27 AM

Fabreeze is a miracle worker! It removes any type of smell from almost anything but if you did buy a leather chair rather than a cloth one at least you could wipe it down and clean it rather than just masking the smell of ass with Fabreeze! Just an idea ;-)

PR_Phil · 05-21-2003, 10:31 AM

just wrap the chair in plastic and say it's an antique

Martin · 05-21-2003, 11:00 AM

[Labret] · 05-21-2003, 11:07 AM

extra strength

adamneve · 05-21-2003, 11:11 AM

do you smell your chair?

RedShoe · 05-21-2003, 11:17 AM

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Originally posted by adamneve
do you smell your chair?

dude, you must not be a guy, or not a good webmaster.

Sitting in a chair for 10 hours a day, no matter how you slice it... (even leather chairs) eventually absorb ass smell.

Mrs. RedShoe calls it "stink-ass".

It is inevitable. Your chair will eventually smell like ass. Febreeze, Lysol, deodorants, use it all.

Also, you might want to look into getting a chair cover. I switched to vinyl/leather chairs. But when I had a cloth chair, I used a folded towel to sit on, and eventually that would get stink-ass but I could just wash it.

FlyingIguana · 05-21-2003, 11:25 AM

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Originally posted by RedShoe

dude, you must not be a guy, or not a good webmaster.

Sitting in a chair for 10 hours a day, no matter how you slice it... (even leather chairs) eventually absorb ass smell.

Mrs. RedShoe calls it "stink-ass".

It is inevitable. Your chair will eventually smell like ass. Febreeze, Lysol, deodorants, use it all.

Also, you might want to look into getting a chair cover. I switched to vinyl/leather chairs. But when I had a cloth chair, I used a folded towel to sit on, and eventually that would get stink-ass but I could just wash it.

my leather chair don't smell like ass. you guys must have stinky bungholes

LadyMischief · 05-21-2003, 11:27 AM

They have antibacterial febreeze now. I don't use it often, I prefer to have a genuinely clean and tidy house, but sometimes with pets furniture gets that PET smell, and it helps. Or with stuff that's been in storage, that kind of idea.

Martin · 05-21-2003, 11:47 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

extra strength

Nice!

Tree Huggers hahaha..

The Click · 05-21-2003, 01:02 PM

baking soda will always to the trick.

magicmike · 05-21-2003, 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by RedShoe

dude, you must not be a guy, or not a good webmaster.

Sitting in a chair for 10 hours a day, no matter how you slice it... (even leather chairs) eventually absorb ass smell.

Mrs. RedShoe calls it "stink-ass".

It is inevitable. Your chair will eventually smell like ass. Febreeze, Lysol, deodorants, use it all.

Just spray your ass with the febreze then

It works good, good at getting dog smell out of stuff too

Fuck, wet dog is one of the worst smells, my dog loves swimming, but then he fucking reaks until he's fully dry...

Morgan · 05-21-2003, 01:14 PM

am i the only one here who hasnt heard of fabreze???

C-Bass · 05-21-2003, 01:20 PM

How bout tackling the problem from the root source and use deodorant on your bumghole? Prevention is the best medicine!!

The Dawg · 05-21-2003, 02:12 PM

Yeap leather chairs are good.

Cloth chairs capture BUDUSSY smells like crazy. Ah brings back memories of when I was a bachelor. Haha.

BTW, BUDUSSY (BUH - DUS - SEE) is the smell of BUTT, DICK AND PUSSY mixed together.

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