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m0rph3us · 05-20-2003, 07:12 PM

What are your driving pet peeves? What causes you to get road rage on a beautiful sunny day while driving around with the top down?

Here's my list:

People who slowly drift into your lane.
People who don't signal !!!
People who drive UNDER the speed limit in the LEFT lane !!!!!!
People who drive UNDER the speed limit in the LEFT lane and don't move when you flash them/honk, out of spite.
People who take 25 minutes to back out of a parking stall.
People who don't understand the simple concept of a 4-way stop. You stop, and go in the order that everyone stopped.

What did I miss ?

WiredGuy · 05-20-2003, 07:15 PM

The neverending left-turn signal. Those people who left in their homes in the morning and leave their left turn flasher on for like 40 km. It's known as the eventual left. These people need to be shot.

WG

Snapper · 05-20-2003, 07:18 PM

Dont move to Tampa or Miami man, they all drive like that there.

I hate it when someone comes to a complete stop to make a right turn at a green light. The car can hadle forward motion during a turn, now MOVE!!!!!!

Marcus · 05-20-2003, 07:20 PM

People who are on my ass, especially when I'm already driving past the speed limit.

When they do this I spit out my window and they back off, it works everytime : )

PostWhore · 05-20-2003, 07:25 PM

Marcus is my pet peeve.
I just hate people that don't let me go.

xenigo · 05-20-2003, 07:26 PM

Ok here's my NUMBER ONE DEAL BREAKER OF ALL TIME. If I ever hear of anyone doing this shit, I feel like busting out the baseball bat.

You know how there's these things called "merging lanes"? Well, every so often you get this RETARD that, while turning right, they STOP and wait for all the traffic to go by... when they could just drive right around the corner and right INTO the merging lane, and merge into traffic like a normal person.

Now, I could understand stopping and waiting if there wasn't a lane to move into, BUT we're talking about a right lane that specifically transitions into a merging lane around the corner so you DON'T HAVE TO STOP!!

It seems like even if I lay on the horn for the stupid bitch-ass soccer mom driving her Caravan, she STILL doesn't understand she can just GO. It's not like the traffic that's flying by is going INTO your merging lane, so they don't have anything to worry about. I just don't uderstand what the hell they think they're accomplishing by sitting there.

Does this piss anyone else off quite like it pisses me off???

yall · 05-20-2003, 07:42 PM

Jerks who take 4 hours to turn right. Into a neighborhood or whatever. Turn already before I push your bumper in!

Marissa · 05-21-2003, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marcus
People who are on my ass, especially when I'm already driving past the speed limit.

When they do this I spit out my window and they back off, it works everytime : )

I'd have to say that's my driving pet peeve too but what works better than spitting out the window at them is a hand full of pennies this way you can watch all the pennies bounce off their windshield and the hood of their car! Try it really does work good!

KRL · 05-21-2003, 08:49 AM

When you're driving behind one of the goldie oldies and you can't even see their head, you just know its ROAD RAGE TIME!!!!!!!!

PR_Phil · 05-21-2003, 08:56 AM

left lane bandits should all be shot, You know who you are, You drive right at the speed limit, and you stay in the fast lane just because you like it, or you think you're cool, or because you think there is less traffic in it. The left lane is the passing lane, so why do I have to pass all these fucks in the slow lane, I don't even want to go real fast, just 20 over or so. even if I am the fastest car on the highway, after I pass someone, I get back into the right lane, why the fuck can't you.

angeleyes · 05-21-2003, 09:00 AM

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Chris E · 05-21-2003, 09:04 AM

Sunday afternoon caravan drivers... I don't know if it's the same for you US guys but everyone in the UK will agree with me on this one!

Danny_C · 05-21-2003, 09:19 AM

People who do 80 through a school zone weaving through the people going slow, and then look at me like I'm an asshole for doing 20. (I understand you're in a hurry, but I doubt your "emergency" is worth the risk of hitting of a kid.)

rooster · 05-21-2003, 09:25 AM

people that go thru red lights

when your driving behind someone and they throw a cigarette butt out their window.

05-20-2003, 07:12 PM	#1
m0rph3us Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Principality of Sealand Posts: 2,033	Driving pet peeves What are your driving pet peeves? What causes you to get road rage on a beautiful sunny day while driving around with the top down? Here's my list: People who slowly drift into your lane. People who don't signal !!! People who drive UNDER the speed limit in the LEFT lane !!!!!! People who drive UNDER the speed limit in the LEFT lane and don't move when you flash them/honk, out of spite. People who take 25 minutes to back out of a parking stall. People who don't understand the simple concept of a 4-way stop. You stop, and go in the order that everyone stopped. What did I miss ?

05-20-2003, 07:15 PM	#2
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,484	The neverending left-turn signal. Those people who left in their homes in the morning and leave their left turn flasher on for like 40 km. It's known as the eventual left. These people need to be shot. WG __________________ I play with Google.

05-20-2003, 07:18 PM	#3
Snapper Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 409	Dont move to Tampa or Miami man, they all drive like that there. I hate it when someone comes to a complete stop to make a right turn at a green light. The car can hadle forward motion during a turn, now MOVE!!!!!! __________________ Cormorant Consulting Group, INC. You make it, we make em buy it www.cormoinc.com

05-20-2003, 07:25 PM	#5
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05-21-2003, 08:49 AM	#9
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05-20-2003, 07:20 PM	#4
Marcus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,472	People who are on my ass, especially when I'm already driving past the speed limit. When they do this I spit out my window and they back off, it works everytime : )

05-20-2003, 07:26 PM	#6
xenigo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oakland, CA Posts: 8,067	Ok here's my NUMBER ONE DEAL BREAKER OF ALL TIME. If I ever hear of anyone doing this shit, I feel like busting out the baseball bat. You know how there's these things called "merging lanes"? Well, every so often you get this RETARD that, while turning right, they STOP and wait for all the traffic to go by... when they could just drive right around the corner and right INTO the merging lane, and merge into traffic like a normal person. Now, I could understand stopping and waiting if there wasn't a lane to move into, BUT we're talking about a right lane that specifically transitions into a merging lane around the corner so you DON'T HAVE TO STOP!! It seems like even if I lay on the horn for the stupid bitch-ass soccer mom driving her Caravan, she STILL doesn't understand she can just GO. It's not like the traffic that's flying by is going INTO your merging lane, so they don't have anything to worry about. I just don't uderstand what the hell they think they're accomplishing by sitting there. Does this piss anyone else off quite like it pisses me off???

05-20-2003, 07:42 PM	#7
yall Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 175	Jerks who take 4 hours to turn right. Into a neighborhood or whatever. Turn already before I push your bumper in!

05-21-2003, 08:56 AM	#10
PR_Phil Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: knee deep in dirty diapers Posts: 1,960	left lane bandits should all be shot, You know who you are, You drive right at the speed limit, and you stay in the fast lane just because you like it, or you think you're cool, or because you think there is less traffic in it. The left lane is the passing lane, so why do I have to pass all these fucks in the slow lane, I don't even want to go real fast, just 20 over or so. even if I am the fastest car on the highway, after I pass someone, I get back into the right lane, why the fuck can't you. __________________

05-21-2003, 09:00 AM	#11
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05-21-2003, 09:04 AM	#12
Chris E Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,895	Sunday afternoon caravan drivers... I don't know if it's the same for you US guys but everyone in the UK will agree with me on this one!

05-21-2003, 09:19 AM	#13
Danny_C Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 2,160	People who do 80 through a school zone weaving through the people going slow, and then look at me like I'm an asshole for doing 20. (I understand you're in a hurry, but I doubt your "emergency" is worth the risk of hitting of a kid.)

05-21-2003, 09:25 AM	#14
rooster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,384	people that go thru red lights when your driving behind someone and they throw a cigarette butt out their window.