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quiet · 05-20-2003, 11:16 PM

[Labret] · 05-20-2003, 11:18 PM

a fucking men, this guys diatribes have me in tears. Go to the main and read his little essays.

I would love to meet this guy.

Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit.

ldinternet · 05-20-2003, 11:18 PM

"Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit."

ahahahaha

quiet · 05-20-2003, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
a fucking men, this guys diatribes have me in tears. Go to the main and read his little essays.

I would love to meet this guy.

he hits the nail on the head more often than not. great site.

iroc409 · 05-20-2003, 11:19 PM

Brad Mitchell · 05-20-2003, 11:21 PM

I almost pissed myself! Funny as hell!

Brad

BigFrog · 05-20-2003, 11:22 PM

yup, that site is classic.

Theo · 05-20-2003, 11:23 PM

hehehe,i remember this,i love it as well

quiet · 05-20-2003, 11:23 PM

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That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler. F.

ahhaha shit.

Theo · 05-20-2003, 11:25 PM

This one would receive an "A" if the assignment was to throw as much random shit onto a paper as poorly as you can. I've pissed patterns on snow that look more coherent than this.

LOL

Gutterboy · 05-20-2003, 11:31 PM

"This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your shit and find a foster home."

Bahahahahahaa!

iroc409 · 05-20-2003, 11:32 PM

i used to find somethingawful.com rather amusing, if nobody has had the chance to check that out. not only that, but they may enjoy seeing "gofuckyourself" in their server logs, so here's a link:

http://www.somethingawful.com

Gutterboy · 05-20-2003, 11:33 PM

http://maddox.xmission.com/cam_whore.html

iroc409 · 05-20-2003, 11:34 PM

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Originally posted by Gutterboy
http://maddox.xmission.com/cam_whore.html

i liked his wig.

quiet · 05-20-2003, 11:40 PM

http://maddox.xmission.com/grill.html

SilverTab · 05-21-2003, 12:05 AM

I've read about everything on his site (even the archive)...he's just too fucking great...

SilverTab · 05-21-2003, 12:07 AM

This one is definitly one of the best:

"That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler. F"

psyko514 · 05-21-2003, 12:12 AM

i love this guy
fucking hilarious shit!

05-21-2003, 12:33 AM

bookmarked and ready to be digested tomorrow.

GeXus · 05-21-2003, 02:52 AM

http://maddox.xmission.com/anime_nerd.html

hahahaha

Jakke PNG · 05-21-2003, 02:57 AM

He's a genious.

Mutt · 05-21-2003, 03:00 AM

my favorite webpage in the history of the Internet.

i really might have 'Ding! Ding! Here comes the shitmobile ' put on my gravestone. First time i saw that childrens art critic page, i literally couldn't stop laughing for 2 hours.

Roald · 05-21-2003, 03:04 AM

Great site

SpaceAce · 05-21-2003, 03:12 AM

I've been reading his site for ages. It's pretty hit and miss, but a lot of the stuff on there is pretty hilarious.

SpaceAce

AaronM · 05-21-2003, 03:28 AM

Page 2 kicks ass!

quiet · 05-21-2003, 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
Page 2 kicks ass!

read the guiltless grill shit. just as good lol

05-20-2003, 11:16 PM	#1
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	i am better than your kids classic hehe.

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05-20-2003, 11:32 PM	#12
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05-21-2003, 12:05 AM	#16
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05-20-2003, 11:18 PM	#2
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	a fucking men, this guys diatribes have me in tears. Go to the main and read his little essays. I would love to meet this guy. Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit.

05-20-2003, 11:18 PM	#3
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	"Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit." ahahahaha

05-20-2003, 11:22 PM	#7
BigFrog Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 2,057	yup, that site is classic.

05-20-2003, 11:23 PM	#8
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	hehehe,i remember this,i love it as well

05-20-2003, 11:25 PM	#10
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	This one would receive an "A" if the assignment was to throw as much random shit onto a paper as poorly as you can. I've pissed patterns on snow that look more coherent than this. LOL

05-20-2003, 11:31 PM	#11
Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	"This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your shit and find a foster home." Bahahahahahaa!

05-20-2003, 11:33 PM	#13
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05-20-2003, 11:40 PM	#15
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	http://maddox.xmission.com/grill.html

05-21-2003, 12:07 AM	#17
SilverTab Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: MTL Posts: 5,060	This one is definitly one of the best: "That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler. F" __________________ mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959

05-21-2003, 12:12 AM	#18
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05-21-2003, 12:33 AM	#19
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	bookmarked and ready to be digested tomorrow.

05-21-2003, 02:52 AM	#20
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05-21-2003, 02:57 AM	#21
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05-21-2003, 03:00 AM	#22
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	my favorite webpage in the history of the Internet. i really might have 'Ding! Ding! Here comes the shitmobile ' put on my gravestone. First time i saw that childrens art critic page, i literally couldn't stop laughing for 2 hours. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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05-21-2003, 03:12 AM	#24
SpaceAce Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Magrathea Posts: 6,493	I've been reading his site for ages. It's pretty hit and miss, but a lot of the stuff on there is pretty hilarious. SpaceAce

05-21-2003, 03:28 AM	#25
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Page 2 kicks ass!