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dchottie · 05-20-2003, 08:59 PM

OK I was in a conversation with some co workers the other day. No idea how the topics came up probably some funny story but here are the questions that came up.

1. Do you pee while you're in the shower?
2. For the guys, What do you do when you have a hard on and
have to pee and you can't bend your dick to point toward the
toilet?
3. When you use toilet paper do you fold it or wad it?

Odd questions but there were some damned funny answers at work.

psyko514 · 05-20-2003, 09:02 PM

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Originally posted by dchottie
2. For the guys, What do you do when you have a hard on and have to pee and you can't bend your dick to point toward the toilet?

I position myself in the bathroom so that the piss goes up and arcs into the crapper.

I calculated the angles myself, and I got the floor marked. It's an impressive sight.

dchottie · 05-20-2003, 09:07 PM

lmao. I dated a guy that woke up with morning wood and I was watching him through the bathroom door attempting to negotiate the toilet. He finally got fed up and just aimed it in the shower.

jasonir · 05-20-2003, 09:07 PM

1. Do you pee while you're in the shower?
No, do you?

2. For the guys, What do you do when you have a hard on and
have to pee and you can't bend your dick to point toward the
toilet?
You try not to think of sexual things while it you lose it. Then you pee.

3. When you use toilet paper do you fold it or wad it?
You fold it, much more economical.

dchottie · 05-20-2003, 09:10 PM

well I guess on the pee in the shower thing only if the hot water losens my bladder so much that it happens before I realize it, and the folding or wadding thing - if it's a nice leisurely poop then you have time and are relaxed enough to fold, if it's one of those rocking praying to god sweating kind of poops then you wad (purely by accident)

KRL · 05-20-2003, 09:15 PM

We already had a urinal in the shower post recently and a toilet paper directional post.

dchottie · 05-20-2003, 09:17 PM

damn and I missed it???? That's what I get for not spendign 24/7 here and trying to make a living. FUCK FUCK FUCK

05-20-2003, 08:59 PM	#1
dchottie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 894	questions for the masses OK I was in a conversation with some co workers the other day. No idea how the topics came up probably some funny story but here are the questions that came up. 1. Do you pee while you're in the shower? 2. For the guys, What do you do when you have a hard on and have to pee and you can't bend your dick to point toward the toilet? 3. When you use toilet paper do you fold it or wad it? Odd questions but there were some damned funny answers at work. __________________

05-20-2003, 09:07 PM	#3
dchottie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 894	lmao. I dated a guy that woke up with morning wood and I was watching him through the bathroom door attempting to negotiate the toilet. He finally got fed up and just aimed it in the shower. __________________

05-20-2003, 09:10 PM	#5
dchottie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 894	well I guess on the pee in the shower thing only if the hot water losens my bladder so much that it happens before I realize it, and the folding or wadding thing - if it's a nice leisurely poop then you have time and are relaxed enough to fold, if it's one of those rocking praying to god sweating kind of poops then you wad (purely by accident) __________________

05-20-2003, 09:15 PM	#6
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05-20-2003, 09:17 PM	#7
dchottie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 894	damn and I missed it???? That's what I get for not spendign 24/7 here and trying to make a living. FUCK FUCK FUCK __________________

05-20-2003, 09:07 PM	#4
jasonir Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Toro'no Posts: 1,887	1. Do you pee while you're in the shower? No, do you? 2. For the guys, What do you do when you have a hard on and have to pee and you can't bend your dick to point toward the toilet? You try not to think of sexual things while it you lose it. Then you pee. 3. When you use toilet paper do you fold it or wad it? You fold it, much more economical.