Hot or Not So this single mom hits me up on facebook "looking for a serious relationship"

[Tube Ace]

She's got what looks like a 5 year old daughter from an interracial relationship.

At least she's got some big ole tittays. Should I ask if she'll do porn? I can send her your way if you want.

[Klen]

You sure she is real ?

[Tube Ace]

Yeah, she's got a bunch of different photos over time on fb. We both have several mutual friends. She's probably wondering if I'm really real for not being interested in a single mom with huge tits.

It's probably not too late to ask for some sloppy toppy.

[Tube Ace]

She has a huge recent posting history gap on fb and lost a bunch of weight. I think she just got out of jail and lost custody of her kid.



This post has lots of reactions/comments. She has lots of check-ins from the same area I grew up in years ago. Her name sounds really familiar, I think we went to school together.

[Zuzana Designs]

Originally Posted by Klen

You sure she is real ?

[Tube Ace]

I mean I know she sounds dumb, and is avoiding some questions but would a bot be asking why I want a virgin to marry? I spent an hour going through her FB history to make sure she was real. Her nose is the same in recent pics. I don't know if I should feel bad for wasting an hour of my time or feel good my life isn't in complete disarray like many others I grew up around.

[CurrentlySober]

She calls her kid a 'Turd'...

She's a keeper !

[Tube Ace]

Yep, and her baby daddy black so you know she high class.

[pornguy]

Post photos of her not her turd. Sorry CS. we are not all into that.

[Tube Ace]

She's loyal! SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS ONLY, NO HOOKUPS!!

[Tube Ace]

This is classic "Where Are All The Good Men" subreddit material https://www.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/

You guys think I should post this stuff there?

[Tube Ace]

[CurrentlySober]

Originally Posted by pornguy

Sorry CS. we are not all into that.

Dont knock it, till you try it...

[CaptainHowdy]

Originally Posted by Klen

You sure she is real ?

If she didn't block him after the "I'm gorgeous" line I'm doubting of her existence as well. . .

[Tube Ace]

If you were gorgeous like me you wouldn't have to doubt it.

[Wautier]

You truly are an evil little man with a receding hairline, thinking that you're something, thinking that you have the right to look down on someone, and hurt them just because someone bruised your ego years ago.

Grow up already, you foolish little man.

You need to understand that words have consequences (!), and you need to understand that you're not some special cookie.

Newsflash: You're a nobody. A wannabe programmer edgelord who scams noobs for a living.

Nobody who used your "software" ever made $xx,xxx; so you have nothing to be proud of, and saying this doesn't make me feel good, but someone needs to put you to your rightful place, and make you understand that you're an edgelord who gets off on hurting women.

Shame on you. Cunt.

[Tube Ace]

Originally Posted by Wautier

You truly are an evil little man with a receding hairline, thinking that you're something, thinking that you have the right to look down on someone, and hurt them just because someone bruised your ego years ago.

Grow up already, you foolish little man.

You need to understand that words have consequences (!), and you need to understand that you're not some special cookie.

Newsflash: You're a nobody. A wannabe programmer edgelord who scams noobs for a living.

Nobody who used your "software" ever made $xx,xxx; so you have nothing to be proud of, and saying this doesn't make me feel good, but someone needs to put you to your rightful place, and make you understand that you're an edgelord who gets off on hurting women.

Shame on you. Cunt.

Who exactly did I hurt? You? Because I refuse to wife up a single mom?

Little man? I'm 6'2" barefoot.

Nobody has EVER said I have a receding hairline. You are the ABSOLUTE first. You may want to get your eyes checked. Women compliment me on my hair style and hair color on the reg while I rearrange their guts. Cope better.

You need to understand my DNA is God-tier. I am an adonis.

Why you so mad? You wifed up a single mom? That's the best you could do?

BEYTAAAA!



My software and coding has taken me around the world while planting myself balls deep in hundreds of women. At least you got the Lord part right.

You're just another pussy hiding behind an avatar.

Eat a dick, bitch.

[CaptainHowdy]

Originally Posted by Tube Ace

If you were gorgeous like me you wouldn't have to doubt it.

. . . We kinda missed ya.

[AmeliaG]

Dude, nobody who is genuinely gorgeous goes around telling people this.

You are still obviously a Cincinnati 8, good-looking enough so long as you surround yourself with the morbidly obese in Nowheresville, but would have trouble getting a waiter gig in Los Angeles.

You obviously don't know how to have a relationship.

You also obviously don't mind oversharing, so, if you had the kind of looks that win arguments, you'd be posting selfies on GFY at least daily.

[Wautier]

Originally Posted by Tube Ace

Who exactly did I hurt? You? Because I refuse to wife up a single mom?

Little man? I'm 6'2" barefoot.

Nobody has EVER said I have a receding hairline. You are the ABSOLUTE first. You may want to get your eyes checked. Women compliment me on my hair style and hair color on the reg while I rearrange their guts. Cope better.

You need to understand my DNA is God-tier. I am an adonis.

Why you so mad? You wifed up a single mom? That's the best you could do?

BEYTAAAA!



My software and coding has taken me around the world while planting myself balls deep in hundreds of women. At least you got the Lord part right.

You're just another pussy hiding behind an avatar.

Eat a dick, bitch.

You're a little man because you feel special for being able to call a woman damaged or used for having lived. For having a life before you.

You think it's "normal" to say that you "pumped-and-dumped over a 100" women. Truly laughable to even think of a grown man saying something of that sort.

You sadly do have a receding hairline, you know, it's the aging process. It happens to the best of us, but at least it will remind you that you're no youngster, either.

It says a lot about your way of thinking that you immediately go to thinking that someone is mad, and speaking from personal experience, and that they're not actually trying to point out that you were evil to that woman for no reason other than that you could.

Does it make you feel big that you're able to tell a woman that she's used and damaged goods over the Internet?

What a big man you are.

Your "software" is shit, and if it weren't for the noobs, you wouldn't be making shit.

Try to think of a single client of yours that makes even $x,xxx per month.

Furthermore, you live in Mexico. While I personally only have nice things to say about Mexico, it is also cheap and affordable. That cannot be ignored.

You moved there for a reason, hotshot.

That reason is because you're just another chauvinistic male with average looks thinking that he has the world by the balls, whereas you actually make pennies and aren't worth shit as a human being.

But, please, continue thinking that you're something and being evil towards women.

See where it gets you.

[Tube Ace]

Originally Posted by AmeliaG

Dude, nobody who is genuinely gorgeous goes around telling people this.

You are still obviously a Cincinnati 8, good-looking enough so long as you surround yourself with the morbidly obese in Nowheresville, but would have trouble getting a waiter gig in Los Angeles.

You obviously don't know how to have a relationship.

You also obviously don't mind oversharing, so, if you had the kind of looks that win arguments, you'd be posting selfies on GFY at least daily.

Look hun, I don't take selfies everyday.

I'm not a narcissist. I'm the real deal.

You've been in LA LA land too long, which people like you have destroyed. Congratulations.

It's funny you mention Cincinnati. Somebody once asked me if I was "The King of Cool" Steve McQueen's son while in a bar in New Orleans. Here he is in the movie The CincinnatiKid about a poker player in New Orleans. I think my brother looks more like Steve McQueen's than I do. He's 6'6" and married with 2 beautiful daughters.



I've never wanted to be an actor. I'm more the type of guy movies are made about.

Back in my drinking days, I've had bartenders tell me they've never been asked more about somebody than me in their lives.

I don't take photos of myself everyday. People take enough candid photos of me in public as it is while doing mundane activities. I live in a top international tourist destination and still manage to garner unwanted attention. So there goes your BS theory. Cope better.

I'm bored of talking about myself with you. Next.

[Tube Ace]

Originally Posted by Wautier

You're a little man because you feel special for being able to call a woman damaged or used for having lived. For having a life before you.

You think it's "normal" to say that you "pumped-and-dumped over a 100" women. Truly laughable to even think of a grown man saying something of that sort.

You sadly do have a receding hairline, you know, it's the aging process. It happens to the best of us, but at least it will remind you that you're no youngster, either.

It says a lot about your way of thinking that you immediately go to thinking that someone is mad, and speaking from personal experience, and that they're not actually trying to point out that you were evil to that woman for no reason other than that you could.

Does it make you feel big that you're able to tell a woman that she's used and damaged goods over the Internet?

What a big man you are.

Your "software" is shit, and if it weren't for the noobs, you wouldn't be making shit.

Try to think of a single client of yours that makes even $x,xxx per month.

Furthermore, you live in Mexico. While I personally only have nice things to say about Mexico, it is also cheap and affordable. That cannot be ignored.

You moved there for a reason, hotshot.

That reason is because you're just another chauvinistic male with average looks thinking that he has the world by the balls, whereas you actually make pennies and aren't worth shit as a human being.

But, please, continue thinking that you're something and being evil towards women.

See where it gets you.

I'm flattered you think you know so much about me. Even by my own grandmother's words, my maternal grandfather had a full head of hair when he passed in his 70s. So you're going to have to try a better way to insult my appearance, loser.

I only mention my body count since punks like you resort to the usual tactics such as calling me an "incel" when I have NEVER had a problem getting girls or women. My first kiss was at 7 years old in the second grade when a girl kissed me during recess. I was cuter than Macaulay Culkin as a child and today I am told I am better looking than many of Hollywood's leading men. I realize how that makes me sound, but it's the honest truth. You need to understand not all web developers are obese trolls.

What makes you think Tube Ace is my only venture? I released the first version nearly 14 years ago which spawned many copy-cats. It had a great run. As far as its customer base, it has lead thousands of first-timers to build their websites, just as GoDaddy did for noobs.

Cancun Is Now The Second Most Popular Destination In The World As Airport Breaks More Records

https://thecancunsun.com/cancun-is-n...-more-records/

I enjoy the culture, climate, food, freedom and international touristic excitement here. The affordability is just an extra plus. Many people enjoy the same which enables them to pursue their hobbies, art, fitness and family instead of being wage slaves back in their home countries being corporate drones.

Many people have told me I am living their dream, so I hope you understand your words do not affect me in the slightest.

I'm afraid the United States has seen its best days already. Weak men like you and feminists such as AmeliaG have ruined America's greatest cities, which is becoming more and more obvious everyday. In addition to America's greatest cities and homes, gynocentric ideals have destroyed universities, Corporate America and courts. Looks like the military is next.

Do you understand why there are so many mass shootings and increased suicide rates in the US? Young men see the pathetic lives of their bothers, fathers and their peers leaving them to feel extremely hopeless. My father has owed the #1 highest amount of child support in the state of Louisiana for 30 years now, even to this day. I have faced and overcome more obstacles than your feeble mind can imagine.

What exactly do you do in the adult industry anyway?

If you want to play step-daddy or be a cuck, go ahead. I'm not going to stop you. Good luck.

Now go run along and brag to your fat wife that I acknowledged your pathetic existence.

[w4mmaps]

"I'm looking for a virgin"

"Well like I said a virgin is mandatory..."


Well at least you are clear on what you want lol. This thread cracks me up.

[AmeliaG]

Originally Posted by Tube Ace

Look hun, I don't take selfies everyday.

I'm not a narcissist. I'm the real deal.

You've been in LA LA land too long, which people like you have destroyed. Congratulations.

Back in my drinking days, I've had bartenders tell me they've never been asked more about somebody than me in their lives.

I don't take photos of myself everyday. People take enough candid photos of me in public as it is while doing mundane activities. I live in a top international tourist destination and still manage to garner unwanted attention. So there goes your BS theory. Cope better.

I agree that Los Angeles has been damaged, but what do you think I have to do with that?

Bartenders, who work for tips, noticed your hilarious insecurity and told you how attractive you are?

I gave you good advice months ago on how to actually find women who would be a good match for you. Instead of improving your situation, you prop your ego up, not just being rude to women who are mildly interested in you, but coming to message forums to brag about being a douche to a chick you stalked on Facebook.

No nice girl will ever love or even mildly want you, unless you make big changes. And money won't be half enough.

I know you got so butthurt you ended up banned when folks here suggested before that you might be gay. But, well, you come across like you do not like girls.

[Tube Ace]

Originally Posted by AmeliaG

I agree that Los Angeles has been damaged, but what do you think I have to do with that?

Bartenders, who work for tips, noticed your hilarious insecurity and told you how attractive you are?

I gave you good advice months ago on how to actually find women who would be a good match for you. Instead of improving your situation, you prop your ego up, not just being rude to women who are mildly interested in you, but coming to message forums to brag about being a douche to a chick you stalked on Facebook.

No nice girl will ever love or even mildly want you, unless you make big changes. And money won't be half enough.

I know you got so butthurt you ended up banned when folks here suggested before that you might be gay. But, well, you come across like you do not like girls.

Shouldn't you be organizing a pro-abortion rally so you can abort the babies of the weak, loser men you can only attract? You wouldn't be aborting your children if you could get a top-tier man.

[Tube Ace]

Originally Posted by w4mmaps

"I'm looking for a virgin"

"Well like I said a virgin is mandatory..."


Well at least you are clear on what you want lol. This thread cracks me up.

Humor is one of my many talents.

[Tube Ace]

Originally Posted by Wautier

with a receding hairline

Unfiltered/unedited photo taken after latest haircut, 3 weeks ago on June 28, 2022... You were saying?



As you can see when my hair is dry, it's still very light blonde in shorter or hairline areas which get a lot of sun.

Now post your photo, but we all know you won't so go cry instead.

[JustBiz]

The baldy look is apparently quite popular in the gay community. You should still be able to get some mandingo even when what's left finally finishes disappearing over that dome. Don't worry 'bout it. Ignore them.

Go get 'em, killer.

[zijlstravideo]

Originally Posted by Tube Ace

[Tube Ace]

Originally Posted by JustBiz

The baldy look is apparently quite popular in the gay community. You should still be able to get some mandingo even when what's left finally finishes disappearing over that dome. Don't worry 'bout it. Ignore them.

Go get 'em, killer.

You sound like you're speaking from experience. I suppose homosexuality is not really a choice. I mean how could it be when there's motherfuckers as handsome as myself walking around.

[Tube Ace]

As humans, we share 96% of our DNA with gorillas with whom we have a common ancestor from 7 million years ago.

Gorillas live in groups called troops that generally consist of 1 to 4 adult males (called silverbacks), some juvenile males (called black backs), along with several adult females and young.

The oldest and strongest adult male silverback is usually dominant (the alpha) in the troop and has exclusive breeding rights to the females.

DNA testing shows 85% of the gorilla babies belong to the one alpha gorilla in the group as others play "step-father" for the alpha's offspring.

Source: https://seaworld.org/animals/all-about/gorilla/be

[JustBiz]

Originally Posted by Tube Ace

You sound like you're speaking from experience. I suppose homosexuality is not really a choice. I mean how could it be when there's motherfuckers as handsome as myself walking around.

Can't help you on that one, bud. Not my bag.

If I was gay, I'd probably go for the full head of hair, not on the spectrum type. But that's just me. That Right Said Fred "I'm Too Sex For My Shirt" baldy look loads of gay dudes seem real big on though.

You be aight.

In fact, there's always a positive way to look at shit. For instance, if you make sure to always look over your shoulder whenever you look in the mirror, you'll be one hairy mofo!

[Tube Ace]

Originally Posted by JustBiz

Can't help you on that one, bud. Not my bag.

If I was gay, I'd probably go for the full head of hair, not on the spectrum type. But that's just me. That Right Said Fred "I'm Too Sex For My Shirt" baldy look loads of gay dudes seem real big on though.

You be aight.

In fact, there's always a positive way to look at shit. For instance, if you make sure to always look over your shoulder whenever you look in the mirror, you'll be one hairy mofo!

What you need is a girl with low self esteem.
😎👉👉

[AmeliaG]

Originally Posted by Tube Ace

Shouldn't you be organizing a pro-abortion rally so you can abort the babies of the weak, loser men you can only attract? You wouldn't be aborting your children if you could get a top-tier man.

What does abortion have to do with you being gay?

I can't help but notice that you are the one crying on a porn board because you are a failure with women.

If only women you consider losers are attracted to you, ask yourself why do all these awful chicks think you are a match for them?

[AmeliaG]

Originally Posted by Tube Ace

Unfiltered/unedited photo taken after latest haircut, 3 weeks ago on June 28, 2022... You were saying?



As you can see when my hair is dry, it's still very light blonde in shorter or hairline areas which get a lot of sun.

Now post your photo, but we all know you won't so go cry instead.

The only person crying in this thread is you. "Waaaa, waaaaa, waaaaaaaaa, isn't it terrible that I keep doing the same things and keep attracting the same kinds of girls, waaaa, waaaaa, waaaaa, maybe I'll get rich from an unoriginal idea and get an imaginary underage Amish girl to want me, waaa..."

Also, based on that pic, you are not particularly hot and the guys are right that your forehead is mighty tall. Ya know, if you can't afford a doctor or aesthetician, Amazon sells minoxidil without a prescription.

[Look Chang]

Originally Posted by AmeliaG

The only person crying in this thread is you. "Waaaa, waaaaa, waaaaaaaaa, isn't it terrible that I keep doing the same things and keep attracting the same kinds of girls, waaaa, waaaaa, waaaaa, maybe I'll get rich from an unoriginal idea and get an imaginary underage Amish girl to want me, waaa..."

An Amish girl looks like a good idea to start a new life for this egocentric guy ...

[k0nr4d]

Originally Posted by Tube Ace

Unfiltered/unedited photo taken after latest haircut, 3 weeks ago on June 28, 2022... You were saying?



As you can see when my hair is dry, it's still very light blonde in shorter or hairline areas which get a lot of sun.

Now post your photo, but we all know you won't so go cry instead.

Those sunglasses do not suit you at all. Seem kinda too wide. I think aviators would go better.

[CurrentlySober]

Originally Posted by JustBiz

In fact, there's always a positive way to look at shit.

Preach brother, preach

[Biggie Smalls Web Writing]

The things you are looking for in your future wife are just wrong and the relationship itself is doomed to fail.

Anyway, I wish you good luck and hope you find someone who meets your criteria.

Cheers

[k0nr4d]

Originally Posted by Biggie Smalls Web Writing

The things you are looking for in your future wife are just wrong and the relationship itself is doomed to fail.

Anyway, I wish you good luck and hope you find someone who meets your criteria.

Cheers

In all honesty a single mother wouldn't be my first choice either, doesn't have to be a virgin though. I would want to be free of kids to explore the relationship at first at least and not constantly have someone elses kid in tow. I also do not need a reminder that someone was pumping cum into the pussy i'm eating every time I see the child.

And there's also the golden rule - no matter how hot or how great a girl seems, someone somewhere is sick of her bullshit.

[JustBiz]

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Preach brother, preach

Another tip is always try NOT to wear a shirt with some other dude's cumshot stains on it when you take a selfie.

[SpicyM]

Originally Posted by JustBiz

Another tip is always try NOT to wear a shirt with some other dude's cumshot stains on it when you take a selfie.

[Tube Ace]

Originally Posted by k0nr4d

Those sunglasses do not suit you at all. Seem kinda too wide. I think aviators would go better.

Those are my Persol's. They're iconic.





I have some aviators as well. These are my Tom Ford's



Stick to coding in a dark room, brah. Leave this international playboy stuff to me.

[Tube Ace]

Originally Posted by AmeliaG

What does abortion have to do with you being gay?

I can't help but notice that you are the one crying on a porn board because you are a failure with women.

If only women you consider losers are attracted to you, ask yourself why do all these awful chicks think you are a match for them?

Honey, if all women looked like you I would be gay.

Fortunately, there's plenty of tall, skinny blondes with great racks in the world.



I can get nice girls too, I'm just not ready to settle down, yet.

I'm still having my fun. Traveling the world, trying different girls

Originally Posted by AmeliaG

The only person crying in this thread is you. "Waaaa, waaaaa, waaaaaaaaa, isn't it terrible that I keep doing the same things and keep attracting the same kinds of girls, waaaa, waaaaa, waaaaa, maybe I'll get rich from an unoriginal idea and get an imaginary underage Amish girl to want me, waaa..."

Also, based on that pic, you are not particularly hot and the guys are right that your forehead is mighty tall. Ya know, if you can't afford a doctor or aesthetician, Amazon sells minoxidil without a prescription.

Oh, I'm not crying. It's just there's too many delusional women who think they have a shot with a high value man. This type of behavior leads to too many bitter lonely old women who try to make other women as miserable as they are. These are called feminists.

Why do you feel the need to attack me? Did I hurt your feelings? Are you a single mom or an old childless spinster who thought she could do better than she really could and now it's too late to bear children?

If I'm not mistaken, you've had the same avatar for 10 years or so. Let's see a recent photo.

Since you say I'm not your cup of tea, let's see a pic of your man. He must be a real hunk.

Oh don't worry honey, as you can see I'm able to spend $400 on sunglasses, so I can afford a doctor or whatever drugs. I can tell you're a miserable old witch, but I'm not sure what that minoxidil stuff is, but make sure you don't take too much and OD

[Tube Ace]

Originally Posted by JustBiz

Another tip is always try NOT to wear a shirt with some other dude's cumshot stains on it when you take a selfie.

Oh look, my gay fans are here.

I suppose I could have cropped out the sweat spots from walking in 90 degree heat, but I'm comfortable enough to post unedited photos of myself.


Well, here's pic at night while relaxing with a nice young lady from South America. She was all of 90 pounds, so I had to take it easy on her.



Go ahead and post some photos of yourself. I'll wait....

[JustBiz]

Originally Posted by Tube Ace

Oh look, my gay fans are here.

I suppose I could have cropped out the sweat spots from walking in 90 degree heat, but I'm comfortable enough to post unedited photos of myself.


Well, here's pic at night while relaxing with a nice young lady from South America. She was all of 90 pounds, so I had to take it easy on her.



Go ahead and post some photos of yourself. I'll wait....

Who mentioned YOU having spunk all over your gloryhole shirt? Guilty conscience ... ?

I'm not here to provide guilty gay masturbation aids for you to cry yourself to sleep about later, playa.

Settle down ... you're getting all hormonal again. Last time it got you banned. Go post a video of yourself on your youtube channel. Your 8 subscribes (one who deffo isn't your mom) are hanging on the edge of their seats waiting ...

You're getting another one of those estrogen rushes. Settle down, bud. Unbunch those panties. Dance a little ...

[Tube Ace]

I've uploaded a total of 2 non-business related videos on YouTube, so I wouldn't expect to have a lot of subscribers. Besides, I'm too busy running ultra marathons through the streets and countless sexy women you could only dream of getting while traveling the world to post consistently on social media.

[JustBiz]

Originally Posted by Tube Ace

I've uploaded a total of 2 non-business related videos on YouTube, so I wouldn't expect to have a lot of subscribers. Besides, I'm too busy running ultra marathons through the streets and countless sexy women you could only dream of getting while traveling the world to post consistently on social media.

Have you thought about tryin' Tiktok for your pre-pubescent dear diary cryin'?

No offense, but I'm not sure GFY is your thing ...

[utuberr]

I haven't been on the forum for a while, is OP a known troll or is this an episode?

[JustBiz]

Originally Posted by utuberr

I haven't been on the forum for a while, is OP a known troll or is this an episode?

He's speshul ... and not balding.