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JustBiz 07-22-2022 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 23024358)
Preach brother, preach :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Another tip is always try NOT to wear a shirt with some other dude's cumshot stains on it when you take a selfie.

https://c.tenor.com/NsP6q8PTwvsAAAAd...ho-dancing.gif

SpicyM 07-22-2022 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustBiz (Post 23024370)
Another tip is always try NOT to wear a shirt with some other dude's cumshot stains on it when you take a selfie.

:1orglaugh

Tube Ace 07-22-2022 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 23024355)
Those sunglasses do not suit you at all. Seem kinda too wide. I think aviators would go better.

Those are my Persol's. They're iconic.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3c/ca...b78238f8d1.jpg

https://ar.shadestation.com/media/th...fw950fh950.jpg

I have some aviators as well. These are my Tom Ford's

https://i.imgur.com/v3KDr1kl.jpg

Stick to coding in a dark room, brah. Leave this international playboy stuff to me.

Tube Ace 07-22-2022 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmeliaG (Post 23024234)
What does abortion have to do with you being gay?

I can't help but notice that you are the one crying on a porn board because you are a failure with women.

If only women you consider losers are attracted to you, ask yourself why do all these awful chicks think you are a match for them?


Honey, if all women looked like you I would be gay.

Fortunately, there's plenty of tall, skinny blondes with great racks in the world.

https://i.imgur.com/BABrUaKl.jpg

I can get nice girls too, I'm just not ready to settle down, yet.

I'm still having my fun. Traveling the world, trying different girls :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmeliaG (Post 23024235)
The only person crying in this thread is you. "Waaaa, waaaaa, waaaaaaaaa, isn't it terrible that I keep doing the same things and keep attracting the same kinds of girls, waaaa, waaaaa, waaaaa, maybe I'll get rich from an unoriginal idea and get an imaginary underage Amish girl to want me, waaa..."

Also, based on that pic, you are not particularly hot and the guys are right that your forehead is mighty tall. Ya know, if you can't afford a doctor or aesthetician, Amazon sells minoxidil without a prescription.

Oh, I'm not crying. It's just there's too many delusional women who think they have a shot with a high value man. This type of behavior leads to too many bitter lonely old women who try to make other women as miserable as they are. These are called feminists.

Why do you feel the need to attack me? Did I hurt your feelings? Are you a single mom or an old childless spinster who thought she could do better than she really could and now it's too late to bear children?

If I'm not mistaken, you've had the same avatar for 10 years or so. Let's see a recent photo.

Since you say I'm not your cup of tea, let's see a pic of your man. He must be a real hunk. :upsidedow

Oh don't worry honey, as you can see I'm able to spend $400 on sunglasses, so I can afford a doctor or whatever drugs. I can tell you're a miserable old witch, but I'm not sure what that minoxidil stuff is, but make sure you don't take too much and OD :)

Tube Ace 07-22-2022 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustBiz (Post 23024370)
Another tip is always try NOT to wear a shirt with some other dude's cumshot stains on it when you take a selfie.

https://c.tenor.com/NsP6q8PTwvsAAAAd...ho-dancing.gif

Oh look, my gay fans are here.

I suppose I could have cropped out the sweat spots from walking in 90 degree heat, but I'm comfortable enough to post unedited photos of myself.


Well, here's pic at night while relaxing with a nice young lady from South America. She was all of 90 pounds, so I had to take it easy on her.

https://i.imgur.com/yc2pDkb.jpg

Go ahead and post some photos of yourself. I'll wait....


























https://t3.ftcdn.net/jpg/01/11/09/16...7F6TwnPngC.jpg

JustBiz 07-22-2022 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tube Ace (Post 23024429)
Oh look, my gay fans are here.

I suppose I could have cropped out the sweat spots from walking in 90 degree heat, but I'm comfortable enough to post unedited photos of myself.


Well, here's pic at night while relaxing with a nice young lady from South America. She was all of 90 pounds, so I had to take it easy on her.

https://i.imgur.com/yc2pDkb.jpg

Go ahead and post some photos of yourself. I'll wait....

Who mentioned YOU having spunk all over your gloryhole shirt? Guilty conscience ... ?

I'm not here to provide guilty gay masturbation aids for you to cry yourself to sleep about later, playa.

Settle down ... you're getting all hormonal again. Last time it got you banned. Go post a video of yourself on your youtube channel. Your 8 subscribes (one who deffo isn't your mom) are hanging on the edge of their seats waiting ...

You're getting another one of those estrogen rushes. Settle down, bud. Unbunch those panties. Dance a little ...

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/n4...a5354f8ad342aa

Tube Ace 07-22-2022 10:03 AM

I've uploaded a total of 2 non-business related videos on YouTube, so I wouldn't expect to have a lot of subscribers. Besides, I'm too busy running ultra marathons through the streets and countless sexy women you could only dream of getting while traveling the world to post consistently on social media.


JustBiz 07-22-2022 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tube Ace (Post 23024464)
I've uploaded a total of 2 non-business related videos on YouTube, so I wouldn't expect to have a lot of subscribers. Besides, I'm too busy running ultra marathons through the streets and countless sexy women you could only dream of getting while traveling the world to post consistently on social media.


Have you thought about tryin' Tiktok for your pre-pubescent dear diary cryin'?

No offense, but I'm not sure GFY is your thing ...

utuberr 07-22-2022 10:19 AM

I haven't been on the forum for a while, is OP a known troll or is this an episode?

JustBiz 07-22-2022 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by utuberr (Post 23024470)
I haven't been on the forum for a while, is OP a known troll or is this an episode?

He's speshul ... and not balding.

Tube Ace 07-22-2022 10:25 AM

The only thing I'm complaining about is too many women are trying to get my attention. Imagine what would happen if I posted all over social media.

I know you must be mad I've rejected women you would wait your entire pathetic life to pay you any attention. Sad. Sad. Sad.

Maybe keep practicing your little dance moves and some 4 out of 10 will touch your little penis someday.

Tube Ace 07-22-2022 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by utuberr (Post 23024470)
I haven't been on the forum for a while, is OP a known troll or is this an episode?

Nah, OP swings a big dick and if you wanna keep your girl you better keep her far away from me.

Damn, this thread has 1000 views already. I guess at least half of those were worried their baby momma was chatting with me on FB.

JustBiz 07-22-2022 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tube Ace (Post 23024473)
The only thing I'm complaining about is too many women are trying to get my attention. Imagine what would happen if I posted all over social media.

I know you must be mad I've rejected women you would wait your entire pathetic life to pay you any attention. Sad. Sad. Sad.

Maybe keep practicing your little dance moves and some 4 out of 10 will touch your little penis someday.

I gotta quit, cos I'm startin' get guilty about proddin' the speshul kid and don't wanna be the one who gets your estrogen levels so high that you do another meltdown and take a 3-monther up the poop chute.

Forget Tiktok ...

Breathe, bud ... Things gonna work themselves out in the end. You'll see.

Unbunch those panties to Defcon 2. No need to keep on with the desperate pre-pubescent dear diary cries for attention on gfy. Your future is bright ... believe ... happiness awaits ...

https://i.gifer.com/MBWo.gif

Good luck, baldy. ;=)

Tube Ace 07-22-2022 10:46 AM

Ok bye. I wish you and you gay lover the best.

JustBiz 07-22-2022 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tube Ace (Post 23024483)
Ok bye. I wish you and you gay lover the best.

Thanks. Follow this how to combover tutorial and nobody will hardly notice:

https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-24-2015/orHZlx.gif

You'll be aight.

Tube Ace 07-22-2022 11:08 AM

I really don't know what this balding shit is about.

My hair line is the same as it's always been.

https://i.imgur.com/DzWnVZcl.jpg

It's very light blonde. You know, the color women spend over $60k in their lifetime's to achieve https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/10...t-women-spend/

Never mind the skinny arm, this photo was taken with yet another girl after losing 10 pounds from food poisoning.

Tube Ace 07-22-2022 11:38 AM

You guys really think you can hurt me? I've been a ladykiller my whole life. Hated on by jealous little bitches since kindergarten.

https://i.imgur.com/AfYBvsMl.jpg

No, that's not Leonardo DiCaprio. All the money in the world can't buy these genetics.

I know, this shit ain't fair. Ya'll should just pack it up and quit.

For the record, I do not think that I am perfect. I wish I did not crave ice cream... so that I could be less than 7% body fat.

SBJ 07-22-2022 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tube Ace (Post 23024475)
Damn, this thread has 1000 views already. I guess at least half of those were worried their baby momma was chatting with me on FB.

Everyone loves watching a train wreck
https://c.tenor.com/okshAfOVnikAAAAd/train-truck.gif
https://tenor.com/view/train-truck-accident-gif-8437910

Tube Ace 07-22-2022 12:21 PM

Are these mighty GFY trolls really looking down on us?

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7c/ac...56706deb53.jpg

























:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh










































Cope better.

Tube Ace 07-22-2022 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggie Smalls Web Writing (Post 23024360)
The things you are looking for in your future wife are just wrong and the relationship itself is doomed to fail.

Anyway, I wish you good luck and hope you find someone who meets your criteria.

Cheers

Perhaps you've been writing too much, and not reading enough.

Here's your required reading for the day.

---------------
Fewer Sex Partners Means a Happier Marriage

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/a...piness/573493/

Over at the Institute for Family Studies, Nicholas Wolfinger, a sociologist at the University of Utah, has found that Americans who have only ever slept with their spouses are most likely to report being in a “very happy” marriage. Meanwhile, the lowest odds of marital happiness—about 13 percentage points lower than the one-partner women—belong to women who have had six to 10 sexual partners in their lives. For men, there’s still a dip in marital satisfaction after one partner, but it’s never as low as it gets for women, as Wolfinger’s graph shows:

https://cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/...d/original.png

--------------

Remember, boys... Pimp hoes, don't wife em up.

Hope I saved somebody from a life of pain.

Cheers

Tube Ace 07-22-2022 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 23024340)
An Amish girl looks like a good idea to start a new life for this egocentric guy ... :stoned

https://newsela-test-files-f331e.s3....rop_detail.jpg

The one on the right is a hottie. Angelic looking.

That's the type of young lady who will be fit to give my last name and be my princess.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/43/bb...02f194412c.jpg

My DNA results show I have a lot of relatives in Utah, on my father's side.

https://i.imgur.com/WLtmclg.png

Once I'm done plowing through broads on all 7 continents I'll go find a virgin wife in Utah among the Mormons.

https://i.imgur.com/cOupb0Rl.png

https://www.salon.com/2016/01/24/and...ins_is_partner


https://i.imgur.com/8vDKZ6o.png

https://ifstudies.org/blog/counterin...ital-stability

and ya'll wonder why divorce rates are so high?

Tube Ace 07-22-2022 02:05 PM

My father's hairline is holding up well too.

This is the only photo I have of him though. He was 47 here.

https://i.imgur.com/BXQ7VSE.png

My father owes the highest amount of child support in the state of Louisiana, still to this day. He went to prison for a year in 2001.

After I was born, I drove my parents home from the hospital. When I was 4, I told my dad to beat it and I said "I got this". So he did. That was the last time I saw him.

SBJ 07-22-2022 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tube Ace (Post 23024527)

Once I'm done plowing through broads on all 7 continents I'll go find a virgin wife in Utah among the Mormons.





:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

https://www.buzzfeed.com/andriamoore...on-because-its

AmeliaG 07-22-2022 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tube Ace (Post 23024420)
Honey, if all women looked like you I would be gay.

Fortunately, there's plenty of tall, skinny blondes with great racks in the world.

https://i.imgur.com/BABrUaKl.jpg

I can get nice girls too, I'm just not ready to settle down, yet.

I'm still having my fun. Traveling the world, trying different girls :)



Oh, I'm not crying. It's just there's too many delusional women who think they have a shot with a high value man. This type of behavior leads to too many bitter lonely old women who try to make other women as miserable as they are. These are called feminists.

Why do you feel the need to attack me? Did I hurt your feelings? Are you a single mom or an old childless spinster who thought she could do better than she really could and now it's too late to bear children?

If I'm not mistaken, you've had the same avatar for 10 years or so. Let's see a recent photo.

Since you say I'm not your cup of tea, let's see a pic of your man. He must be a real hunk. :upsidedow

Oh don't worry honey, as you can see I'm able to spend $400 on sunglasses, so I can afford a doctor or whatever drugs. I can tell you're a miserable old witch, but I'm not sure what that minoxidil stuff is, but make sure you don't take too much and OD :)


Ha, ha, you think posting a pic with your face mostly covered in oversized anonymous sunglasses is posting a photo?

I'm annoyed that I felt sorry for you and gave you good advice on how to try to connect with different women from the ones you constantly whine about attracting. You thanked me at the time, but you did no work on yourself and came back to GFY to brag about your attempts to be mean to some chick who did nothing to deserve you abusing her.

Literally everyone here think you are pathetic for this thread. Even the things you are saying to try to attack others in this thread are laughable to anyone with any success or longevity or knowledge in this business.

I'm not hiding like you, and this is not my dumb thread, and I'm not up here bragging desperately every time I maybe could bang someone but don't, so, unlike you, I have nothing to prove.

AmeliaG 07-22-2022 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tube Ace (Post 23024535)
My father's hairline is holding up well too.

This is the only photo I have of him though. He was 47 here.

https://i.imgur.com/BXQ7VSE.png

My father owes the highest amount of child support in the state of Louisiana, still to this day. He went to prison for a year in 2001.

After I was born, I drove my parents home from the hospital. When I was 4, I told my dad to beat it and I said "I got this". So he did. That was the last time I saw him.


OP is clearly not a good person, but now I feel kinda bad kicking the troll anyway. I'm out.

Tube Ace 07-23-2022 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmeliaG (Post 23024564)
Ha, ha, you think posting a pic with your face mostly covered in oversized anonymous sunglasses is posting a photo?

I'm annoyed that I felt sorry for you and gave you good advice on how to try to connect with different women from the ones you constantly whine about attracting. You thanked me at the time, but you did no work on yourself and came back to GFY to brag about your attempts to be mean to some chick who did nothing to deserve you abusing her.

Literally everyone here think you are pathetic for this thread. Even the things you are saying to try to attack others in this thread are laughable to anyone with any success or longevity or knowledge in this business.

I'm not hiding like you, and this is not my dumb thread, and I'm not up here bragging desperately every time I maybe could bang someone but don't, so, unlike you, I have nothing to prove.

So refusing to bail out a single mother (who refers to her own child as her "lil turd") for her poor life decisions is abuse? Wow, the self-victimization with you is strong. You're pathetic. These clowns acting as if they are heroes and gave up dating supermodels to wife up single moms are pathetic as well. That's the best they could do. They are enablers.

The biggest travesty of the last 40 years is miserable, unattractive feminists convincing other women they can compete with and behave like men.

Study after study shows women are unhappier than ever.

Women Are More Unhappy Than Ever
https://slate.com/human-interest/200...than-ever.html

Female happiness index decreasing, equality is the cause
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/...-is-the-cause/

The happiest women in the world have children and are married to a man who pays all the bills.

Watch Andrew Tate try to save these idiots from themselves.




Quote:

Originally Posted by AmeliaG (Post 23024568)
OP is clearly not a good person, but now I feel kinda bad kicking the troll anyway. I'm out.

https://truestorieswithgill.com/wp-c...Statistics.jpg

You should feel bad. I am the poster child of the fatherless. Considering the obstacles I have overcome, I am doing pretty damn well and is a testament to my strength. It's pretty sad what I have to do to educate you pathetic degenerates. Even though you are insulting your entire bloodline, I hope to God you don't have any children as they would likely be candidates to end up on Skid Row. There is already enough suffering in the world.

https://trendfool.com/wp-content/upl...35469576-1.jpg

I'm doing better than most people who grew up with both parents. I am proud of my accomplishments. The mental fortitude I have is unbreakable and have no signs of slowing down. My life gets better every year.

Tube Ace 07-23-2022 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 23024544)

https://missedinsunday.com/wp-conten...n-brides-1.png

https://i.imgur.com/n6vZhl3.png

https://www.yourtango.com/sites/defa...la-morrone.jpg

https://www.bosshunting.com.au/wp-co...5-1200x675.jpg

https://socialnewsdaily.com/wp-conte...et-704x528.jpg

Loser women try to claim Leo is gay, because they're clearly miserable old hags who know they don't have a shot in hell with him.

Jealous dudes do the same. If I want your girl, say bye bye.

https://i.imgur.com/5qGgWzvl.jpg

Mr. Steal Your Girl is what they call me.

Tube Ace 07-23-2022 05:32 AM

RIP to the 18% of dudes wifing up hoes with a 10+ body count.

https://ifstudies.org/wp-content/upl...ce-table-1.png

https://www.tfah.org/wp-content/uplo...5/image007.png

Tube Ace 07-23-2022 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wautier (Post 23023774)
You truly are an evil little man with a receding hairline, thinking that you're something, thinking that you have the right to look down on someone, and hurt them just because someone bruised your ego years ago.

Adversity made me stronger. I'm a stud with mastermind intelligence. Ain't no question about it.

You bishes wish you had these luscious locks and strong shoulders.

https://i.imgur.com/sbvkuXq.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wautier (Post 23023774)
Grow up already, you foolish little man.

That's cute.

https://i.imgur.com/uCRH3QS.jpg


































Keep hatin', pussies. I'll keep making fools out of all of you.

Tube Ace 07-23-2022 06:12 AM

This is what you came for, ladies and gay fans.

https://i.imgur.com/xLvPTXm.jpg

Tube Ace 07-23-2022 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmeliaG (Post 23024564)
I'm not hiding like you, and this is not my dumb thread, and I'm not up here bragging desperately every time I maybe could bang someone but don't, so, unlike you, I have nothing to prove.

Bitch, I'm amazin'.


Tube Ace 07-23-2022 06:32 AM

I love my Persol sunglasses. Handmade in Italy and the lenses are made of glass, not plastic.

https://cdn.thegentlemansjournal.com...olver-gun-.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ca/f4...593993c5c5.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/96/dd...8a0c4a11b9.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d6/2c...4b90f371f5.jpg

https://www.sunglassesid.com/sites/d...49-Jay-Z-2.jpg

fuzebox 07-23-2022 08:39 AM

It only took 20 years to recreate spacedog's "I'm just a sexy girl" thread :1orglaugh

Just wait until she asks you for cashapp.

Tube Ace 07-23-2022 08:47 AM

So bots are now posing as negligent, chubby, single moms? Man, simping really has come a long way.

Tube Ace 07-23-2022 09:42 AM

I'm like ya boy on Limitless up in this bishhhh

https://i3.ytimg.com/vi/BY9T0pXU1NM/maxresdefault.jpg


fuzebox 07-23-2022 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tube Ace (Post 23024755)
So bots are now posing as negligent, chubby, single moms? Man, simping really has come a long way.

Chat screenshot reads like a hacked account run by a bangladeshi dude. Extremely common.

Tube Ace 07-23-2022 10:09 AM

So these guys are hacking the accounts of negligent, chubby, single moms and going around asking desperate guys for money? Guys really send them money? This is the saddest thing I've ever heard.

mainstreammix 07-23-2022 10:12 AM

Is there a more insecure idiot on GFY ?

mainstreammix 07-23-2022 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 23024749)
It only took 20 years to recreate spacedog's "I'm just a sexy girl" thread :1orglaugh

Just wait until she asks you for cashapp.

The lockdowns really pushed those on the edge mentally completely into insane territory.

Tube Ace 07-23-2022 10:28 AM

Who's this nobody?

Lockdowns? I don't stay in fascist locations. My location is global.










































Try harder.


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